I love some of the sub-legionic powers: arms fall off
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy
Arm-Fall-Off Boy was a topic of forum and FLGS discussion for nearly a decade before he actually appeared in an issue of Secret Origins.
--Sam
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
That reminds me of something I read somewhere, regarding the lamest x-man ever. His power was to know when a phone was about to ring, a second before it did. Does anyone remember where that's from? It's kinda bugging me now.
Edit: Fixed typo. Stupid autocorrect.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.
I once, long ago, read an article in a Marvel humor magazine about the support group for people with lame superpowers.
Like the woman with super strong and sharp nails - and normal cuticles.
Like the mutant with the ability to detect the calorie conent of any food on touch. He does fight crime - he worked for the FDA.