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On National Public Radio, right now, there is a program on (insert female name here), Woods Hole oceanographer, and her "encounters with giant Pacific octopusses," to which tagline she repied, "And I have the hickeys to prove it."

Meaning, of course, from the suction cups where the octopus was holding on to her.

DAMN IT JAPAN! I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS SHOW IN FRONT OF MY MOM! It's ABSOLUTELY innocent, talking about the sophistication of octopus intelligence and emotions, and ALL I CAN THINK OF ARE NAUGHTY TENTACLES!

See for reference, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_ ... n%27s_Wife]The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife and many later works. (Link NSFW despite historical significance)

- CD
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

At least she wasn't wearing a fuku.
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

no it's worse, she was wearing a swimsuit and/or a labcoat

(hides)
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

Sam the Eagle: You are All, Weirdos.

Statler: So is he complaining about the association with tentacle porn, or that there wasn't actually any involved?
Waldorf: I don't know, but I'm sure a sucker for it.
Both: WOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!

(dee-dee-dee-da-doo-doot!)

- CD, blatts a single note on a trumpet
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows