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DOMEL: None shall pass.
OKITA: What?
DOMEL: None shall pass.
OKITA: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir, but I must cross this Rainbow colored star cluster.
DOMEL: Then you shall die.
OKITA: Stand aside!
DOMEL: I move for no man.
OKITA: So be it!
(Lots of animated space battle carnage as ships are battered on both sides until the drill missile reverses back into a carrier, which blows up)
OKITA: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
DOMEL: 'Tis but a scratch.
OKITA: A scratch? You lost a carrier!
DOMEL: No, I didn't.
OKITA: Well, what's that, then? (points at fireball)
DOMEL: I've had worse.
OKITA: You liar!
DOMEL: Come on, you pansy!
(More animated space battles, fighters shooting each other out of the sky, then another 2 carriers blow up)
Okita: Victory is mine!
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
DOMEL: Hah!
(Shots blow up secondary turret 1) 
Come on, then.
OKITA: What?
DOMEL: Have at you!
(Boom)
OKITA: You are indeed brave, General, but the fight is mine.
DOMEL: Oh, had enough, eh?
OKITA: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no carriers left!
DOMEL: Yes, I have.
OKITA: Look!
OKITA: Just a flesh wound.
(BOOM)
OKITA: Look, stop that.
DOMEL: Chicken!
(shots go wide)
Chickennn!
OKITA: Look, I'll have your Command ship!
(observation dome blows out)
Right!
(Shock cannons tear into command ship, leaving naught but Domel's bridge module.)
DOMEL: Right. I'll do you for that!
OKITA: You'll what?
DOMEL: Come here!
OKITA: What are you going to do, explode on me?
DOMEL: Saaaaay... 
OKITA: Oh crap....

Good work!

I'm reminded of my Beta calls. I'll not use this scene, in your honor.
-People may die, but ideas are forever. Je suis Charlie.