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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/kfcs-mark ... 18721.html]KFC introduces extra-crispy sunscreen

Apparently, some people like the ideas of "brittle skin" and "smells like being fried" when they tan themselves - the bottles were all gone within hours. Go figure.

My thoughts? Well, I've already added this to All The Tropes, on the "Unfortunate Implications" list.
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Rob Kelk
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Well, the Extra-Crispy Colonel - played by the Man With The Tan himself, George Hamilton - has gone a long way toward selling the look. Though, personally, I think he looks a little creepy.
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