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Hufflepuff: You fuck with my mates, you fuck with me.
Slytherin: I can buy you and your entire family.
Ravenclaw: *downs Red Bull* I can figure this out.
Gryffindor: Hold my beer and watch this.

(From Tumblr.  Given the arguments made some years back that put Doug in Hufflepuff, I find their motto particularly appropriate.)

Just now saw this, sorry!

Agree for the most part, except Slytherin. They're more about ambition than just money. So I would think that it should be more like, "I will destroy you without ever lifting a finger."