Fenspace Grand Unified Timeline (GUT) version 0.03a
Most recent additions in blue.
2004-5: (conjecture) The events of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya occur.
Late 2006 - Early 2007: Handwavium is "invented." Samples are sent to high-security mundane labs for analysis.
Spring 2007: The handwavium manages to slip past the security and starts filtering into fandom.
May 10, 2007: SS
Uncertainty launches.
August 31, 2007: Worldcon Yokohama - The first public demonstration of the power of handwavium when an enterprising fan refits his car and flies to Japan for the con; NASA/DARPA/USAF establish Transrationality Scientific Assessment Bureau (TSAB) to study and reverse-engineer handwavium devices.
Fall 2007: That Con - Enterprising idiot spikes the hospitality suite food with concentrated handwavium, causing unexpected biomods in the convention goers. USGov goes nuts, "quarantines" the guests until they make their own escape.
November 2007: The
Pearl Forrester, among others, begins a short but VERY successful space tourism service, earning enough money from celebrities like The Donald, etc. to be very comfortable.
December, 2007: Kazakh government agrees to sell the abandoned Buran space shuttle hull 1.02
Ptichka to Sandwich.Net Interstellar, LLC.
Fall/Winter 2007: First wave of handwavium-equipped explorers hit orbit, Luna, Mars.
Winter 2007/08: The Professor hits Paris with much bwahahaha-ing; Hermes Universal Deliveries founded; Rockhounds, Inc. orbits their first Space Rock.
February 14, 2008: Horatio Caine of the Miami-Dade PD's CSI team tracks down Colombian drug mogul Gervasio Faustino de Leon to his yacht, the
Pinnafarina, in drydock. Exciting gun battles take place within, and the druglord's Ferrari crashes through the vehicle bay doors, leading to a car chase, exploding Italian coachwork near the airport, and Major Arrest #65 or so for Horatio.
Feburary (n+15), 2008: Wave Convoy's escape to orbit becomes one of the staple clips for Fen exodus documentaries. Last of the original 17 biomod subjects still on Earth leaves with him.
March 21, 2008: SS
Epsilon Blade launched.
April 4, 2008: Noah Scott begins construction of L5 station
Stellvia.
April 13, 2008: Ptichka arrives at Wittman Field, Oshkosh, WI for refitting.
Spring 2008: The fan eventually known as "Mr. Morden" inadvertantly provokes the Russian Federation to formally declare the ownership of Handwavium or use of 'wavetech items by anyone but liscensed professionals to be illegal.
May 4, 2008: Warsie Earth-Luna L5 base established. Important Warsie holiday - the first official annual May the Fourth Be With You Day.
May 21, 2008: AI Sora Hasegawa "wakes up", the first of Noah Scott's "angels" to gain self-awareness.
May 22, 2008: AIs Kohran Li and Yoriko Nikaido "wake up".
May 23, 2008: AI Yayoi Fujisawa "wakes up", the last of Noah Scott's "angels" to gain self-awareness.
Summer 2008: Floating Island launches; major factions begin moving off Earth en masse; Professor steals/borrows/blackmails the
Sol Bianca from the Danish crown and makes his way offworld;
Space Rock #7 is returned to the Belt to become the core of
Seijutaigakure no Sato.
June 1, 2008: Trials are over, and the
Pinnafarina goes to auction. Winning bid registered to Joseph Corcoran of Londonderry, NH.
June 21, 2008: The Jason leaves Earth onboard the
Fateful Lightning.
October 12, 2008: USSR
Ptichka leaves Wittman Field during a standoff with state and federal law-enforcement officers.
October 20, 2008: US government passes draconian handwavium restrictions in wake of the
Ptichka incident, to take effect on December 1.
October 18, 2008: SS
Galaxy Express 999 launches.
November 30, 2008: SS
Pinafore (nee
Pinnafarina) departs US airspace just ahead of American anti-handwavium legislation taking effect.
Fall 2008: Mars Terraforming Project begins; Colonel Stephen Caldwell, USAF, appointed administrator of TSAB Station
Benjamin Franklin.
Fall 2008: A lone moron claiming to be the Professor attempts to hold the world hostage by threatening to drop kinetic weapons on major cities. Shortly afterwards he is handed over to the USCG Admiralty Court for trial by Mr Morden. Shortly afterwards, Morden is awarded a full pardon by the Russian President and the Russian Federation Air Force assign him the honorary rank of Colonel before throwing him into the River Volga.
Winter 2008/09: Senshi settle on (above) Venus; Venus Terraforming Project begins.
Spring 2009: Trekkies and
Galaxy Express stage the Great Beijing Fake-Out.
Summer 2009: Worldcon
Floating Island - First off-Earth Worldcon; first Articles of Convention produced, voted on; Kaboomite becomes known because of a testing accident at Worldcon
Floating Island. (No fatalities, but total property damage runs over $10,000,000.) Those in the know refuse to discuss what kaboomite is; its use within 1000km of any ship or station is outlawed in the Articles of Convention drafted at Worldcon. Afterwards, a substantial amount of 'Dane/Fen trade moves away from Earth orbit and into Fenspace proper.
August 15, 2009: World Watch One launches from the Northeast Texas countryside.
September 21, 2009: SS
Admiral Heinlein launches.
September 23, 2009: Hephaestus lifts from rural Alaska, completely ruining one young USAF pilot's day.
September 28, 2009: Qin Shihuangdi launches.
Winter 2009/2010: USS
Miranda leaves on its five-year mission to take astronomical readings from locations far from Sol.
January 1, 2010: The Banzai Institute for Biomedical Research and Strategic Information established as a non-profit organization, headquartered in Irving, Texas, with a sister office in London, England.
March 2010: KandorCon - First formal Convention; treaty between the Fandom Nation and the governments of Earth. Blanket amnesty given to all fen who left Earth during the hardest parts of the handwavium restrictions.
May 2010: The first class of five students graduates from the Vesta School of Biochemistry.
August 15, 2010: The Banzai Institute
Shuttle HB88, better known as the Jet Car, makes its maiden flight. Airspace is violated, windows are shattered, and the speed of sound is broken. The Blue Blazer Irregulars realize one of the Jet Car's quirks (Leadfoot Syndrome, see Ship Registry) firsthand.
August 16, 2010: The crew of
World Watch One finish repairs to the windows of Mrs. Johnson's home outside of Wichita Falls, Texas. Upon departing, they manage to keep the Jet Car at the speed limit until they reach the Oklahoma border.
September 4-6, 2010: The Jet Car is stolen for the first time by an attendee of the 2010 Burning Man Festival at Black Rock, South Dakota. A merry chase ensues, with the Jet Car disrupting several camps at the festival. The Blue Blazer Irregulars retrieve the car and depart the festival on Monday. On their way out, they set a personal record of 400 mph across the Playa, before taking off.
July 1, 2011: SC
Virgil Samms launched.
September 2011: A group of drones steal a Toyota Corolla Le 2005 from their owner. 36 hours later, the
Schrottplatz is named, and leaves earth.
March 31, 2012: Less hidebound elements of the US Navy (and the last action of a retiring Admiral) launches USS
Stingray (SSN 2161-X), a black project that was willing to deal with fennish quirks.
April 20, 2012: The SS
Grover's Corners lifts off from West Virginia and in the process plunges the United States into a new round of antihandwavium paranoia.
May 7, 2012: Suzumiya's Convention - SOS-dan calls a Convention under the emergency clause; Star Patrol founded. Operation GREAT JUSTICE begins.
December 12, 2012: Miranda detects an alien automated beacon, 1000 light years from Sol.
Points Of Divergence
Commisar's Note: The following events have been chronicled in complete and incomplete Fenspace stories as posted to the board. However, as they deal with a period after the conclusion of GREAT JUSTICE and the Miranda discovery, they have been tagged as "noncanonical" for the time being. Depending on the ebb and flow of Fenspace storytelling, some of these events may become canonical. Some may not. The only way to know for certain is to keep watching the skies. Thank you. --Mal
2012+(n+(Hephaestus invent the Sparkman-Hermes Fluidic Bearing Reactionless Drive Electrical Turbine, a nearly-unlimited source of nearly-free electrical power.
[b]May 21, 2058: "Boskonian" coup in the city of Helium, on Mars.
2088: The entire planet Earth is absorbed into a posthuman gestalt mind. Mundane and fendane refugee crisis in Fenspace.
2098: The posthuman Earth is reconfigured into material for a matrioshka brain. Fen evacuate Fenspace, moving Mars, Venus, Luna and other major settlements to Beta Coma Berenices.
Fall 2157 - Summer 2158: Zeta Tucanae system mapped "down to its larger asteroids".
May 21, 2208: Beta Hydri colony station destroyed because of stellar flares; there are no survivors.---
Mr. Fnord
http://fnord.sandwich.net/
http://www.jihad.net/[/b]
Mr. Fnord
interdimensional man of mystery
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