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One of Regina Langely's favorite features of 36 Atalante was The Park - a mile-diameter circle of open grassy fields and groves of trees covered by a protective dome. A high-power lamp supplemented what little sunlight actually arrived at 36 Atalante, and gave the sensation of warm sunlight while climate control provided the Prefect Breeze(tm).
She had just gone out to get some of the fresh air all the greenery provided when she noticed something odd. In the main field, where the playground was located, she spotted what looked like a can of paint, sitting just-as-you-please next to the swing sets. Scowling quizically, she bent down for a closer examination... and then recoiled in surprise as she noticed that the contents was not paint, but the standard Gray Goo strain Handwavium.
"Gina!" Automatically she looked to the source of the voice. Her eyes widened in shock and her jaw dropped when she saw Ben hanging in the air, thirty feet over her head.
Quickly, her sensibilities reasserted themselves. "Benjamin Michael Rhodes! What in the hell did you do this time!?"
Benjamin only grinned giddily and shrugged. "I handwaved the swingset on a lark... and this happened."
Gina parsed that for a moment, then struggled to find the words as her mouth worked silently. "YOU!" she finally settled on. "Billions of Solcreds of hardware, thousands of lives, four-hundred decaliters of Gray Goo, and you go and do something as Blue Haired as that!?"
"But you've always known I'm just a big kid at heart. Besides, nothing's going on right now. So find us some batery-powered fans and some water ballons - I wanna play Zeppelin Komandor!"
Astonished, she blinked at him before saying, "Mein Göttin en Valhalla, you're serious, aren't you?"  Benjamin only shrugged again, as if to say, Hey, what'cha gonna do about it?  She shook her head at that, turned and walked away.  "I'll send Jess to get you down from there if you don't come down on your own," she called over her shoulder.
Maybe she could just hang out with Mom instead.  Weird as she was, she was at least mature.



Inspired by this.
C'mon, you know you wanna do it!  (^_^)
Oh, dear.

Benjamin is taking inspiration from XKCD.

Remind Noah to leave his tuxedo at home if he's ever invited to the Roughriders' http://xkcd.com/150/]ballroom...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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Oh, dear.
Benjamin is taking inspiration from XKCD.
Remind Noah to leave his tuxedo at home if he's ever invited to the Roughriders' ballroom...
And just for kicks, when there's nobody in there, Benjamin likes to shoot off a Happy Fun Ball in there, and laughs maniacally.  When asked about it, he says something about chaos in action.  (Bad enough he uses it as a 'tenderizer' for boarding parties.)
Oh, and because someone reminded me...



Two hours ago, Regina Langely had sent Jessica Ayanami to retrieve her wayward lover. Even though Jessica's appearance had set Gina on edge at first (which was not help by the cognitive disconnect of a happy and well adjusted vision of Rei) she had learned to trust Jess to Get Things Done. So naturally, at the end of those two hours, Gina was so curious to see what had Jess so distracted that with 101 bodies at her disposal she still had not gotten Ben down.
Gina walked into The Park for the second time that day and stoped dead in her tracks.
On one side of the park, a group of Jesses gripped super soakers grimly while hovering in midair. Oddly, they all wore the EVA thruster packs pilots and maintenance tech used out in the vacuum, but no protective suits.
On the opposite side, Benjamin, at the head of another group of Jesses, all similarly armed and clad, floated.
"OKAY DRAGON ARMY!" cried out Ben in the voice he used to lead his Roughriders. "WHICH WAY IS THE ENEMY'S GATE?"
"THE ENEMY'S GATE IS DOWN!" came the united response.
Gina slapped a hand over her forehead, cursing in German as she about-faced and left The Park.
The couch would be too good for him tonight.