05-23-2011, 02:34 PM
05-23-2011, 03:51 PM
blackaeronaut Wrote:UpscalerFish scaler
Downscaler
Upsizer
Downsizer...
Supersizer!
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com
"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
05-23-2011, 07:11 PM
Quote:Supersizer!Rightsizer
Leftsizer
Cowsizer
Gaocaizer
Kaiser Wilhelm
Prince Albert In A Can
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
05-23-2011, 07:31 PM
The attachment formerly known as Prince Albert in a Can.
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05-23-2011, 08:32 PM
And a jalapeño .... on a stick.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
05-23-2011, 11:01 PM
Jalapeño roaster
Fondu Pot
Ginzu Knife Collection
Food Processor
Kitchen Sink
Fondu Pot
Ginzu Knife Collection
Food Processor
Kitchen Sink
05-23-2011, 11:47 PM
Kitchen Sink unblocker.
Derringer pistol
Mouse.
Mousetrap
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Derringer pistol
Mouse.
Mousetrap
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05-24-2011, 07:13 AM
Foxboy Wrote:And a jalapeño .... on a stick.No . . . it's a jalapeño . . . on a shtick!
05-24-2011, 03:03 PM
Iguana-on-a-stick
Squirrel-on-a-Stick
Rock-It Launcher
Food sanitizer
Harmonica
Squirrel-on-a-Stick
Rock-It Launcher
Food sanitizer
Harmonica
05-24-2011, 03:33 PM
Lizard-on-a-stick
Rat-on-a-stick
Sausage-inna-bun
Cuttin'-me-own-throat-tool
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Rat-on-a-stick
Sausage-inna-bun
Cuttin'-me-own-throat-tool
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
05-24-2011, 04:25 PM
Holey Ham Grenade. ("It's a great trick, but I can only do it *once*.")
05-24-2011, 11:19 PM
Carpet Cutter
Rug Cutter
Cuttin'-a-rug tool
Cutter Cutter
Awl
Awe-l
Aw-l
Rug Cutter
Cuttin'-a-rug tool
Cutter Cutter
Awl
Awe-l
Aw-l
05-27-2011, 04:15 AM
Bob Schroeck Wrote:Lizard-on-a-stickYou forgot
Rat-on-a-stick
Sausage-inna-bun
Cuttin'-me-own-throat-tool
Rat-on-a-stick-with-ketchup
Carwax
Floorwax
Turtlewax
Ninja Turtlewax
Weatherwax
Letter opener
Can opener
Garage opener
jar opener
jarhead opener
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
05-27-2011, 03:37 PM
jar-jar opener
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
05-27-2011, 09:47 PM
Jar-jar remover.
05-28-2011, 05:33 PM
Me-sa Mice-a
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
05-28-2011, 10:24 PM
05-29-2011, 05:05 PM
Going gong
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
05-29-2011, 05:08 PM
Dugong
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05-29-2011, 05:10 PM
Dug Dug
Dig Dug
Bigun Digun
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
Dig Dug
Bigun Digun
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
05-29-2011, 06:23 PM
Dugout canoe
Dug-in canoe
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
Dug-in canoe
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
05-30-2011, 05:11 PM
Canu Canoe
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
05-31-2011, 12:52 AM
Canu Keanu. (Woah.)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
05-31-2011, 04:48 PM
Keanu in a Can
Keanu Cant
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
Keanu Cant
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
06-06-2011, 08:01 PM
Another handwaved multi-tool. You have to open that one...and guess what it produces?
"Not this again!" Minerva said. "Albus, it was You-Know-Who, not you, who marked Harry as his equal. There is no possible way that the prophecy could be talking about you!" - Harry Potter and the Method of Rationality, Chapter 84
"Not this again!" Minerva said. "Albus, it was You-Know-Who, not you, who marked Harry as his equal. There is no possible way that the prophecy could be talking about you!" - Harry Potter and the Method of Rationality, Chapter 84