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MechaDeuce

Hi Folks!
Okay, I'm not blaming Acyl anymore - I should probably thank him for the inspiration. [Image: smile.gif]
I added some more to the story, rounding out the beginning exposition just a little. The character in this story is my claw/regen scrapper, Saberkitten (she's "Saberkat" on Virtue, and she is in the Legendary SG [Image: smile.gif] )

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Just Kitten around
Chapter 1:
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I leaned back against the park bench with a contented sigh, letting the early afternoon sun soak into me. It wasnt often I caught a break during the day, but sometimes I got lucky. Today was one of those days all my contacts were busy, and Id already wrapped up all the cases Id been working on. Until somebody came up with something, I was free as a bird.
Crumpling up the wrapper from the hamburger Id nabbed from a street vendor on the way over, I pitched it at a nearby garbage can, and was gratified to see that it went in. Being able to have a relaxed lunch was a treat toousually I was grabbing energy bars and a bottle of water in-between missions instead of having a proper sit-down meal.
That sunlight felt *good*.I had to stifle a yawn as a pleasant drowsiness crept over me. Yawning again, I stretched indolently, hearing the leather of my costume creak from the strain. A male pedestrian walking by looked over at me, and promptly walked into a lamppost when he couldnt seem to get his eyeballs back to where they belonged.
I smirked to myself as he staggered away, clutching his head in pain. Id gotten used to how most people reacted to my looks over the years, but every now and again Id get a good laugh from some of them. And there were days when a good laugh was welcome.
Paragon City was no stranger to cute girls in skimpy (usually spandex) costumes - they were literally all over the place. Even with that saturation level, though, a fairly tall, curvaceous woman wearing a tight and revealing leather costume with high-heeled boots usually got a second glance. Especially when she also had very prominent cat ears, and a tail swishing lazily through the air behind her.
Okay, okay, maybe I had been a little exhibitionist in my stretching. But basking in that sunlight just felt SO damn good that I was giving semi-serious thought to napping all afternoon on the bench. I reached over to where my drink was sitting, condensation beading and trickling down the sides of the cup, and picked it up and took a long pull on the straw.
Cold, liquid sweetness flooded my mouth, and I sighed blissfully, savouring the gulp of vanilla milkshake Id taken for a moment. I swallowed finally, and felt the pleasantly numbing cold work its way down to my stomach. My second indulgence for the afternoonI was going to have to think about taking an afternoon break more often if this was what it could be like.
As I sat there quietly enjoying my drink and the relative peace and quiet, my ears picked up the sound of purposeful footsteps approaching my bench, coming from behind me. The drowsiness that had been hanging over me vanished in an instant as a surge of adrenaline shot through my veins.
After a tense moment, I forced myself to relax it was only one set of footsteps, and there was no attempt at stealth or subterfuge, so it was highly unlikely one of my enemies had decided to track me down to settle a score.
Besides, his scent was of somebody highly nervous and I couldnt think of anybody other than Crey goons or Council stooges who had reason to be nervous around me.
So I waited, taking another leisurely sip of my milkshake. The footsteps slowed down as he came around the end of the park bench and stopped, looking at me. Mentally, I gave him bonus points for not having his eyes fixed on the neckline of my costume.
Um, hi, he looked at me hesitantly. I cocked an eyebrow inquisitively at him and took another pull at my milkshake as I waited for the rest of whatever he was going to say. Are you Saberkitten?
Thats me, I nodded, looking him over. Typical average guy about five-foot-seven, hundred and sixty-five pounds, wearing a windbreaker over a t-shirt, jeans, and running shoes that were long past their best days. He was a clean-cut kid, with black hair, and green eyes. Age-wise, my guess pegged him at around nineteen or twenty. Something I can help you with?
Well, Professor Smythe sent me actually, he sounded apologetic. He said you might be able to help me out with, um, a problem Im having.
Great, I tried to keep my voice neutral, but it probably didnt work too well. Professor Jonathan St. John Smythe worked for the branch of the Paragon City administration that dealt with paranormal humans people like me. Smythe was a good scientist, and hed helped me figure out some of what had happened to me when Id first ended up here, but good griefthe man was the almost textbook example of a science nerd crossed with the absent-minded professor.
And he just didnt seem to be able to clue in to why I might be a little testy after hours of being poked and prodded in various sensitive places with instruments that all seemed to be glacially cold. I was convinced he refrigerated all his equipment before I got there, but I never did manage to prove it.
I sighed to myself I may not have been fond of the old goat, but if he was sending people to me for help, I at least owed it to him to listen to their story.
My visitor seemed to be fascinated by my exotic appearance, and I sighed inwardly, mentally bracing myself. Looked like it was going to be one of *those* kinds of discussions again.
How do you get the ears to stay on when youre fighting? he ventured, confirming my guess.
Well, were kind of attached to each other, I shrugged, taking another slurp of my milkshake. One of my ears twitched, unconsciously mirroring my irritation at the question. I saw the light dawn in his face as his startled gaze flicked from my ears to my slowly thrashing tail behind me.
Yes, its real too, and no, you cant touch it, I cut him off as he opened his mouth to ask another question, one I was sure Id already heard before. Two years of looking like this, and it was still the same stupid questions over and over and over again. Luckily (for him), today was a good day my earlier tangles with the Council had pretty much worked out any aggression issues I might have had.
I wasnt going to ask, he sounded wounded, but I didnt really care. Id had my tail literally yanked by grabby kids in shopping malls, slammed in doors by ignorant AND impatient bastards, and even stepped on during one of the rare occasions where my opponents had managed to put me down. When youve got a body part that seems to be directly connected to your pain receptors, you make damn sure that other people keep their hands OFF.
By the way, I dont make exceptions on that one, especially for kids. Leaving pain aside for a moment, it took me over two hours to get the damn bubblegum out of the fur the last time some little brat grabbed it.

By the way, I dont make exceptions on that one, especially for kids. Leaving pain aside for a moment, it took me over two hours to get the damn bubblegum out of the fur the last time some little brat grabbed it.
My expression mustve been pretty sour at that point because the kid was looking even more nervous that hed been when he first arrived and looked half-ready to bolt. I shoved the irritation aside and tried to give him what I hoped was a reassuring smile. So, what did you need a hand with?
Well, he looked hesitant. Its about my brother. I think hes in, um, trouble. He shifted his feet and looked down at the ground. I was kind of hoping I could find somebody to look for him.
Look for him? I echoed, cocking an eyebrow. If hes missing cant you just tell the cops?
I did, he fidgeted harder. They said theyd put out a bulletin on him, but that he was likely still out with his buddies. I cocked my head, giving him an appraising glance. His body language spoke volumes about something he wasnt telling me.
Youre going to have to level with me, kid, I noisily slurped down the last of my milkshake and tossed the cup at the trash bin nearby. How long has he been missing, and why are you acting like the cops dont care? The look he gave me was guilty and worried in equal measure.
Well, hes.hes had some run-ins with the cops before, he flushed and looked away. Ive tried to get him to smarten up, but he just wouldnt listen. He sighed. Hes been hanging around with a group of guys who want to get into one of the other gangs here, and theyve been trying to do stuff to impress the local big-shots. You know, small stuff like graffiti on walls, things like that.
Go on, I nodded. Small wonder the cops hadnt seemed interested they were so swamped trying to deal with either the Hellions, Skulls, or Outcasts they werent likely to spare much concern for somebody who was known to police. Not unless he was known for having mutant powers or something.
Well, four days ago they decided they needed to do something bigger, he flushed and looked away. I tried to talk him out of it. But they went anyway.
Talk him out of what? I prodded, wishing the kid would just get to the point.
They wanted to break into this warehouse theyd been watching, he jammed his hands into his pockets and started pacing agitatedly. He said theyd seen lots of trucks going in and out delivering stuff, and they figured there must be something worth stealing in there that they could nab. He said they didnt have any security and that the warehouse looked deserted most of the time.
Oh hell, I muttered, rubbing at the bridge of my nose with my fingers. "Deserted warehouses" didnt exist in Paragon City if you had a building that looked abandoned, then it was a sure bet that somebody had set up shop there that didn't *want* to be noticed. If it wasn't the Hellions, then it was the Skulls or the Outcasts. And if it wasn't the gangs trying to lay low, then it was probably somebody with enough firepower to make sure that they didn't get noticed. Unless they were total knuckle-dragging Neanderthals, anybody with an IQ above that of a retarded amoeba should have known that. "Anything else?"
"Yeah," he looked glum. Fishing in his jacket pocket, he pulled out an oily, stained piece of yellow paper that looked like a packing slip and handed it to me. "I found this in his things I think they picked it up when they were scouting out the place."
I unfolded the crumpled piece of paper and squinted at the faded lines on the paper. I immediately saw two things that made my blood run cold the first thing was that it was a packing slip all right, and it was for guns. Lots of guns. Very high-powered, very illegal guns.
The second thing that was making me feel like I'd been kicked in the stomach was the barely legible logo in the corner of the paper. It looked like a flaming diamond-shaped comet with a large 'C' embedded in the center.
The Council. I swore under my breath as I crumpled the paper. The stupid, STUPID bastards had tried to rip off a Council storehouse. If they were lucky, they were dead. If they weren't lucky...my jaw clenched as I tried to avoid thinking about what they could do with a batch of fresh 'volunteers' for their insane super-soldier experiments.
For one brief, disorienting second, it seemed like I could smell antiseptic fumes, and I again felt something akin to slivers of white-hot fire racing up my arms. Gritting my teeth, I shook my head, forcing away the memories.
As the pain faded from my arms, I became aware that the hand that had been holding the packing slip had clenched into a tight fist, and the afternoon sunlight was glittering off the trio of razor-edged ten-inch blades that had sprouted from between my knuckles.
My claws.
The kid had turned bone-white and started backing away from me, and I speared him with a steely glance, stopping him in his tracks. "What's your brother's name, and where was this warehouse?"

Chapter 2:
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Independence Port. I can't think of a more wretched hive of scum and villainy anywhere, Ben Kenobi's opinion about Mos Eisley spaceport notwithstanding.
What? So I watch old movies from time to time. Did you think I spend absolutely all my time fighting for my life against crackpots with master plans to conquer Paragon City and use Statemans cape for their beach towel? Even us hyperactive scrappers need to unwind now and again, and I like watching old movies at home. I can relax and enjoy myself, munch some snacks, and not have to pretend I cant hear the whispering and muttering going on behind my back.
I shifted my position a little, trying to ease the cramps that were starting to bite into my leg muscles. Id been perched in my little lookout spot for about an hour and a half now, neatly tucked out of sight behind some steel girders and pipes running from a nearby refinery. It was the type of spot that most people wouldnt think of looking primarily because under normal circumstances, most people wouldn't have been able to get to it.
But when youve got cat-like agility and instincts, you learn really quickly that doing the unexpected can keep you alive. It's not paranoia if they really ARE out to get you and I'd managed to piss of enough of Paragon City's assorted criminal element that I wasn't going to take anything for granted.
So I waited semi-patiently, trying to ignore the pungent cocktail of dead fish, harbour debris, industrial fumes, and petroleum vapour that saturated the air around me.
As I crouched there in the shadows, factory and dock workers and other pedestrians went about their business on the streets below. I had to fight not to leap from my concealed niche a couple of times as a couple of them were grabbed by Tsoo gangsters and shaken down for 'protection' money. Part of being on a stakeout is keeping a low profile, and to suddenly have an enraged scrapper landing on them and carving dire retribution out of their tattooed hide would have given away my position.
&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp I stayed hidden and silent, grinding my teeth as I witnessed a couple more shakedowns, mentally promising myself that I'd track them down later and get the victims their money back with interest. As I tore my gaze from the street, I realized that I'd clenched my hands into fists again, and my claws were gleaming brightly in the darkness. Six steely blades, slightly curved with chisel-pointed ends, much like the tip of a katana blade.
Damn it, I'd done it again. I forced myself to relax, taking deep breaths and unclenching my hands. My claws slowly slid back into my hands, vanishing into my gloves and retracting into their housings with a metallic grating noise. I stared at the backs of my hands, my jaw clenching for a moment, then resumed my vigil.
Most people thought my claws were built into my gloves in some kind of fancy high-tech spring-loaded gadget. Only a select few people knew the truth: my claws were cybernetic devices that had been surgically implanted in my arms when I'd been strapped down to a table and drugged into a stupor so that I couldn't resist. I wore the gloves partly to deflect curiosity by giving people an easy explanation for where the claws came from.
The other reason I wore them was to hide the scars.
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Bert V.V.
skyknight@sentex.net
I really really like this. Grumpy catgirl. And I love the, er, insights into her situation. Like, y'know, the real world consequences of having a tail. That's gold.
Why blame me, tho? e_e; Meanie.
-- Acyl

MechaDeuce

Hi Acyl! [Image: smile.gif]
Thanks! Glad you liked it. ^_^
Okay, maybe 'blame' was too strong a word. How about 'credit with having inspired me'? ^_^
Anyhow, more to come. I'm having *Fun* with this. ^_^
Later!
Bert V.V.
skyknight@sentex.net
Nice stuff, so far, Bert -- both the original and the revision. As Acyl has already noted, you've put some serious thought into the "reality" of being a catgirl, especially the downsides, which makes for characterization that rings true. Good work, wanna see more!
-- Bob
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Visit beautiful Boston, proud successor to Seattle as
"City Most Scared Of Its Own Shadow
Nice start. Can we expect to see/hear Saberkitten hork up a hairball in the future to round out the whole kitty experience?
I am very interested in seeing where this goes.
Shayne
Knowing Bert, he probably already has that scene written -- and it's in the middle of a combat, so a villain gets a sodden mass of half-digested hair in his face.
-- Bob
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Visit beautiful Boston, proud successor to Seattle as
"City Most Scared Of Its Own Shadow

MechaDeuce

Hi folks! [Image: smile.gif]
[Hairballs]
ROFL!!! Oh my gawd....you people are sick. [Image: tongue.gif]
I can state with 100% certainty that Saberkitten will NOT be barfing up hairballs on anybody.
Leaving the obviously Vahzilok-like tactic aside, she doesn't have that kind of a problem. She's not furry all over....hairballs come from cats cleaning themselves...and Saberkitten is a devotee of hot showers. [Image: smile.gif]
Later!
Bert V.V.
skyknight@sentex.net

MechaDeuce

Hi Folks!
Just updated the main story posting with more. Enjoy! [Image: smile.gif]
Regards,
Bert V.V.
skyknight@sentex.net
Quote:
Enjoy!
I certainly did!
-- Bob
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Visit beautiful Boston, proud successor to Seattle as
"City Most Scared Of Its Own Shadow

MechaDeuce

Hi Folks!
Another week, another update. [Image: happy.gif]
Enjoy!
Bert V.V.
skyknight@sentex.net