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Got this from the COH LiveJournal just today. Don't be drinking or eating anything before you read, okay? I don't want to be resposible for monitor or
keyboard replacement. ^_^

Our father who art The Statesman

Hallowed be thy game

Thy updates come

Thy will be done

Online as it is your vision

Give us this day rare salvage drops

And forgive us our farming

As we forgive those who spam blind invites

And lead us not into PVP zones

But deliver us from real money traders

For thine is the server, and the XP, and the leveling

Forever and ever (so long as we pay $14.95 a month)

Amen.
<guffaw>
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
cannot resist.

Quote:The Lord is my shepard I shall not want,
He makes me down to lie,
through pastures green,
He leadeth me the silent waters by,
With bright knives,
He Releaseth my soul,
He maketh me to hang hooks in high places,
He Converth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo he hath great power and great hunger,
When cometh the day we lowly ones Through quiet reflection,
And Great Dedication,
Master the art of Karate,
Lo we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies