06-23-2008, 05:46 AM
Ok, this came up in the legendary channel while we where running around the first half of the Doctor Q TF (the second half of which as been postponed until next friday)
Several times during this mission I lost track of where everyone was due to laughing so hard.
Just Another Archer: Man, fighting a war against pumpkin headed monsters... My life just keeps getting weirder
Terrence Knight: Paragon city..A new freak to fight every day *grin*
Just Another Archer: One of these days I'm just gonna freak the heck out.
Bella Fuego: When life gives you lemons, make lemonage, when life gives you pumpkins, make pie. I shall even sent you cinnamon and nutmeg.
Highland Samurai: When life gives you lemons, make Blackcurrent Coridal, then watch the world sit back and wonder how the hell you did it.
Terrence Knight: ((When God gives you lemons.. YOU FIND A NEW GOD))
Emerald Blast: ((I like lemons...))
Just Another Archer: Uh... maybe I'll get Ifrit to cook. That's not something I'm good at,,,
Mag Flashlight: ((When life gives you lemons, shoot the hostage and increase the agression in your negotiating posture))
Terrence Knight: ((haha))
Emerald Blast: Ifrit: would you like your pumpkin fried, fried, fried, flame-roasted, or fried?
Bella Fuego: I let Morgan cook, I burn things out of habit
Terrence Knight: I'd like to say I can't cook..
Terrence Knight: But Unfortunatly I can
Terrence Knight: quite well actually
Emerald Blast: You'd be lying, Terr. Mmm!
Just Another Archer: Neko: If by not cook, you mean you burn everything...
Just Another Archer: Don't you start.
Bella Fuego: If this is leading to the smoking after, and during sex joke, I have beaten you to it.
Just Another Archer: ... eh?!
Emerald Blast: We're more into the glow, Bella. During, after, before...
Terrence Knight: *coughs*
Superball: When ya gotta glow, ya gotta glow.
Just Another Archer: *Goes slightly pink and looks at the communicator
Terrence Knight: *the sound of a facefault can be heard over the communicator immideatly after superballs comment*
Superball: Hey, hey, don't be like that. We're just a socially and morally responsible civic-minded supergroup with an eye towards the future.
Bella Fuego: I suspect the reason the chief has not awarded me the firefighter badge is a matter of false alarms called in by the neighbours
Superball: Spawning the NEXT GENERATION of protectors for this fair city.
Superball: Who will no doubt be radioactive.
Superball: And on fire.
Just Another Archer: I, uh....
Superball: ...we can set you on fire.
Just Another Archer: NO!
Superball: Aw, not even a little?
Emerald Blast: *blinks dubiously at her communicator* Um... spawning wasn't exactly what... I... uh...
Terrence Knight: ((*cant stop laughing at Superballs commentary*))
Just Another Archer: [ditto]
Mag Flashlight: ((Rhea and Lisa pregnant.. simultaneously!))
Superball: You're -not-? You gotta think about spawnin', girlfriend! Your biological geiger counter is ticking!
Terrence Knight: ((oh god no))
Emerald Blast: ((Mag? You can die now.
)
Just Another Archer: My what?!
Mag Flashlight: ((a cute little pair of Mutation Origin babies.. 8 D)
Terrence Knight: ((*is in tears now*))
Just Another Archer: [You can tell Alice is younger then she claims to be, can't you?
]
Bella Fuego: Your biological clock has a half life.
Cyberman 8: ((Hysterically laughing.... going... inot... oxygen debt...))
Superball: Tick tick tick BOOM.
Superball: BABY BOOM.
Superball: I bet you thought that was just a metaphor.
Bella Fuego: A rod in the reactor as it were.
Just Another Archer: I, uh, that is... I don't eben have a- I, um...
Superball: It's a chaaaaain reaction!
Emerald Blast: And what a -- I mean, BELLA!
Mag Flashlight: ((Condom Failure = Shielding Breach ^_^ ))
Frenetic Sublimation: [this is getting posted to the boards]
Just Another Archer: *Is blushing and stammering.*
Bella Fuego: It just sank into the ground like a big glowing gopher. meltdown!
Highland Samurai: [Does that make Erectile Dysfunction a melt-down?]
Terrence Knight: *mutters something about being terribly happy that he's not near anyone atm from all the red his face is doin*
Just Another Archer: Neko: *Has fallen off Alices shoulder, yowling with laughter*
Mag Flashlight: ((Consider the logistics of performing a vasectomy on Terrence))
Terrence Knight: ((*covers self*))
Bella Fuego: That would not be hard Terrence, there are no shortage of broadsword scrappers out there.
Superball: Well, see, the little swimmy bit meets the little round bit inside mommy, and that's nuclear fusion.
Just Another Archer: !!
Superball: And then they split and make a new moon unit, and that's nuclear fission.
Superball: It's SCIENCE!
Terrence Knight: YOu wanna try and do that to me? *growls*
Mag Flashlight: Hey, I rented the jackhammer and everything!
Mag Flashlight: don't chicken out now!
Terrence Knight: I'm 'quite' happy how I am now
Superball: Surgery by IMPERVIUM!
Just Another Archer: Neko: *Laughing, looks up at Alice* Oh dear... I'm going to have to give you the talk now....
Bella Fuego: It isn't science unless someone gets hurt
Terrence Knight: You better be bringing an army with ya then
Superball: Soooooo, if you're all-fired up about keepin' the old photon torpedoes intact, that means YOU wanna spawn?
Terrence Knight: never liked sience
Just Another Archer: NO YOU'RE NOT!! *Is ready to die, judging by the blood all transfered to her face*
Terrence Knight: Hey I might want something in the future, deffinatly not now..or anytime soon..but eventualy
Bella Fuego: As long as he does not maintain your Star Trek metaphor and fire at Will. Poor Willy Starbuck
Superball: Hark, Sir Knight! Doth thy ladies know of thy intentions?
Superball: Verily, madam, we shall henceforth move away from the metaphors of the future.
Superball: And speaketh now of old-fashioned rumpy-pumpy.
Terrence Knight: *smashes his head against a wall* Make it stooop...
Just Another Archer: Neko: Superball, I do wish you wouldn't talk like that in front of children.... hehehehe
Frenetic Sublimation: [well he doesn't have to worry about that problem with Lisa, not that anything would survive the rad doses from the act itself]
Mag Flashlight: ((I'm tellin' ya, Mutation Origin, right there
Superball: (Whoa, she's been baking Ter's cookies?!)
Cyberman 8: *C8 is laughing too hard to help. He's just sort of spasming off in the corner*
Mag Flashlight: ((Super Eggs!))
Bella Fuego: We shall indeed sport. Attention sports fans.
Terrence Knight: ((Lol! and nope she has fried eggs comeing out the tubs))
Terrence Knight: ((*tubes*))
Bella Fuego: Just be pleased that Jackie is not party to this, party or the group dynamic would expand to both hights and lows
Terrence Knight: *shudders at the thought of Jackie being here*
Terrence Knight: Thank GOD
Genau'Goeg: ((Back when I was on WBS as a mod for the Anime Chat RP room, we had someone who was playing as a relative of the Masaki family from Tenchi Muyo....he had "Masaki Super Sperm".....he got like 6 people pregnant in rp))
Emerald Blast: *mutters something about stopping by the store for better protection*
Just Another Archer: Rhea... are they always like this?
Superball: Oh, come on, kiddo, don't tell me nobody's given you the talk before.
Superball: The SUPERHERO talk.
Superball: It's all the spandex.
Superball: It squeezes the important fleshy bits together.
Emerald Blast: Who? Us? Yeah, we're a bunch of degenerates. But it's fun, though!
Superball: Thus putting them under intense pressure.
Just Another Archer: ...
Superball: Compression leads to eventual explosive release.
Superball: Possibly with a lot of steam.
Terrence Knight: (OMG acyl stop..I cant breath from laughter)
Bella Fuego: Just be glad you arrived after the discovery of resistant materials, in past days we finished most battles in scraps, tatters, and... tangles
Terrence Knight: (*faints*)
Just Another Archer: ... Maybe I should have stayed on the streets....
Emerald Blast: Superball, I don't think we've met yet, and I don't know if I should thank you -- for reminding me to check on soemthing important -- or yell at you for putting these ideas into Terr's head.
Mag Flashlight: Both!
Mag Flashlight: Simultaneously!
Bella Fuego: The scraps were our uniforms, the tatters were our inhibitions and the tangles... well that was the team
Superball: Which hea---naw, too easy.
Terrence Knight: *chokes*
Just Another Archer: *Blushes again*
Just Another Archer: [Well, that's the next Archer short after this one sorted.
Just Another Archer: [A bright red Archer given the 'talk' by Lady of the Peace, Neko, and a certain crazy rad-slinger]
Terrence Knight: Superball..If we were not both in the same Supergroup..I feel..I'd have to smack you..I'd say the same to bella but I'm afraid I'd go up in a massive fireball and be sent to the medlab
Emerald Blast: ((Of them all, Rhea's the -least- maternal, heh)
Just Another Archer: [Yeah, but Archer really likes her. Dunno why. Request permission to use Mr Whiskers]
Emerald Blast: ((Go ahead, bearing in mind he's literally just a stuffed cat)
Just Another Archer: [Oh, I know]
Bella Fuego: I would not set you on fire Terrance, I would merely make several suggestions to your paramours
Terrence Knight: *mumbles*
Superball: ((Okay, JAA, show us on Mr. Whiskers where the bad supergroup members touched you.))
Terrence Knight: I think being set on fire would be the prefered option..
Superball: ((*points to the stuffed cat*))
Emerald Blast: ((*shatter*))
Mag Flashlight: ((CHOKES ON COFFEE))
Just Another Archer: [BOOM!]
Bella Fuego: Of course it would, revenge is an art
Cyberman 8: **SHATTER**
Cyberman 8: ((Acyl, you bastard, you're making this Task Force take longer than it needs to since we're all LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD.... ^_^ ))
Highland Samurai: ((I'm not laughing....
))
Amberlee: (( Not me.... =S ))
Emerald Blast: ((I laughed so hard I got lost AGAIN))
Terrence Knight: ((then your sense of humor is dead)
Terrence Knight: (())
Mag Flashlight: ((that's because you haven't been on the board and read the backstory yet, Sam
Highland Samurai: ((Cause I'm fighting, not reading))
Cyberman 8: ((Oh yes.... that's right... he doesn't know the CONTEXT...))
Mag Flashlight: (pish tosh, do both
Terrence Knight: ((no excuses! You MUST be amused!))
Amberlee: (( ... Saying it is dead implies it was once alive... ))
-Terry
-----
"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy
Several times during this mission I lost track of where everyone was due to laughing so hard.
Just Another Archer: Man, fighting a war against pumpkin headed monsters... My life just keeps getting weirder
Terrence Knight: Paragon city..A new freak to fight every day *grin*
Just Another Archer: One of these days I'm just gonna freak the heck out.
Bella Fuego: When life gives you lemons, make lemonage, when life gives you pumpkins, make pie. I shall even sent you cinnamon and nutmeg.
Highland Samurai: When life gives you lemons, make Blackcurrent Coridal, then watch the world sit back and wonder how the hell you did it.
Terrence Knight: ((When God gives you lemons.. YOU FIND A NEW GOD))
Emerald Blast: ((I like lemons...))
Just Another Archer: Uh... maybe I'll get Ifrit to cook. That's not something I'm good at,,,
Mag Flashlight: ((When life gives you lemons, shoot the hostage and increase the agression in your negotiating posture))
Terrence Knight: ((haha))
Emerald Blast: Ifrit: would you like your pumpkin fried, fried, fried, flame-roasted, or fried?
Bella Fuego: I let Morgan cook, I burn things out of habit
Terrence Knight: I'd like to say I can't cook..
Terrence Knight: But Unfortunatly I can
Terrence Knight: quite well actually
Emerald Blast: You'd be lying, Terr. Mmm!
Just Another Archer: Neko: If by not cook, you mean you burn everything...
Just Another Archer: Don't you start.
Bella Fuego: If this is leading to the smoking after, and during sex joke, I have beaten you to it.
Just Another Archer: ... eh?!
Emerald Blast: We're more into the glow, Bella. During, after, before...
Terrence Knight: *coughs*
Superball: When ya gotta glow, ya gotta glow.
Just Another Archer: *Goes slightly pink and looks at the communicator
Terrence Knight: *the sound of a facefault can be heard over the communicator immideatly after superballs comment*
Superball: Hey, hey, don't be like that. We're just a socially and morally responsible civic-minded supergroup with an eye towards the future.
Bella Fuego: I suspect the reason the chief has not awarded me the firefighter badge is a matter of false alarms called in by the neighbours
Superball: Spawning the NEXT GENERATION of protectors for this fair city.
Superball: Who will no doubt be radioactive.
Superball: And on fire.
Just Another Archer: I, uh....
Superball: ...we can set you on fire.
Just Another Archer: NO!
Superball: Aw, not even a little?
Emerald Blast: *blinks dubiously at her communicator* Um... spawning wasn't exactly what... I... uh...
Terrence Knight: ((*cant stop laughing at Superballs commentary*))
Just Another Archer: [ditto]
Mag Flashlight: ((Rhea and Lisa pregnant.. simultaneously!))
Superball: You're -not-? You gotta think about spawnin', girlfriend! Your biological geiger counter is ticking!
Terrence Knight: ((oh god no))
Emerald Blast: ((Mag? You can die now.
)Just Another Archer: My what?!
Mag Flashlight: ((a cute little pair of Mutation Origin babies.. 8 D)
Terrence Knight: ((*is in tears now*))
Just Another Archer: [You can tell Alice is younger then she claims to be, can't you?
]Bella Fuego: Your biological clock has a half life.
Cyberman 8: ((Hysterically laughing.... going... inot... oxygen debt...))
Superball: Tick tick tick BOOM.
Superball: BABY BOOM.
Superball: I bet you thought that was just a metaphor.
Bella Fuego: A rod in the reactor as it were.
Just Another Archer: I, uh, that is... I don't eben have a- I, um...
Superball: It's a chaaaaain reaction!
Emerald Blast: And what a -- I mean, BELLA!
Mag Flashlight: ((Condom Failure = Shielding Breach ^_^ ))
Frenetic Sublimation: [this is getting posted to the boards]
Just Another Archer: *Is blushing and stammering.*
Bella Fuego: It just sank into the ground like a big glowing gopher. meltdown!
Highland Samurai: [Does that make Erectile Dysfunction a melt-down?]
Terrence Knight: *mutters something about being terribly happy that he's not near anyone atm from all the red his face is doin*
Just Another Archer: Neko: *Has fallen off Alices shoulder, yowling with laughter*
Mag Flashlight: ((Consider the logistics of performing a vasectomy on Terrence))
Terrence Knight: ((*covers self*))
Bella Fuego: That would not be hard Terrence, there are no shortage of broadsword scrappers out there.
Superball: Well, see, the little swimmy bit meets the little round bit inside mommy, and that's nuclear fusion.
Just Another Archer: !!
Superball: And then they split and make a new moon unit, and that's nuclear fission.
Superball: It's SCIENCE!
Terrence Knight: YOu wanna try and do that to me? *growls*
Mag Flashlight: Hey, I rented the jackhammer and everything!
Mag Flashlight: don't chicken out now!
Terrence Knight: I'm 'quite' happy how I am now
Superball: Surgery by IMPERVIUM!
Just Another Archer: Neko: *Laughing, looks up at Alice* Oh dear... I'm going to have to give you the talk now....
Bella Fuego: It isn't science unless someone gets hurt
Terrence Knight: You better be bringing an army with ya then
Superball: Soooooo, if you're all-fired up about keepin' the old photon torpedoes intact, that means YOU wanna spawn?
Terrence Knight: never liked sience
Just Another Archer: NO YOU'RE NOT!! *Is ready to die, judging by the blood all transfered to her face*
Terrence Knight: Hey I might want something in the future, deffinatly not now..or anytime soon..but eventualy
Bella Fuego: As long as he does not maintain your Star Trek metaphor and fire at Will. Poor Willy Starbuck
Superball: Hark, Sir Knight! Doth thy ladies know of thy intentions?
Superball: Verily, madam, we shall henceforth move away from the metaphors of the future.
Superball: And speaketh now of old-fashioned rumpy-pumpy.
Terrence Knight: *smashes his head against a wall* Make it stooop...
Just Another Archer: Neko: Superball, I do wish you wouldn't talk like that in front of children.... hehehehe
Frenetic Sublimation: [well he doesn't have to worry about that problem with Lisa, not that anything would survive the rad doses from the act itself]
Mag Flashlight: ((I'm tellin' ya, Mutation Origin, right there
Superball: (Whoa, she's been baking Ter's cookies?!)
Cyberman 8: *C8 is laughing too hard to help. He's just sort of spasming off in the corner*
Mag Flashlight: ((Super Eggs!))
Bella Fuego: We shall indeed sport. Attention sports fans.
Terrence Knight: ((Lol! and nope she has fried eggs comeing out the tubs))
Terrence Knight: ((*tubes*))
Bella Fuego: Just be pleased that Jackie is not party to this, party or the group dynamic would expand to both hights and lows
Terrence Knight: *shudders at the thought of Jackie being here*
Terrence Knight: Thank GOD
Genau'Goeg: ((Back when I was on WBS as a mod for the Anime Chat RP room, we had someone who was playing as a relative of the Masaki family from Tenchi Muyo....he had "Masaki Super Sperm".....he got like 6 people pregnant in rp))
Emerald Blast: *mutters something about stopping by the store for better protection*
Just Another Archer: Rhea... are they always like this?
Superball: Oh, come on, kiddo, don't tell me nobody's given you the talk before.
Superball: The SUPERHERO talk.
Superball: It's all the spandex.
Superball: It squeezes the important fleshy bits together.
Emerald Blast: Who? Us? Yeah, we're a bunch of degenerates. But it's fun, though!
Superball: Thus putting them under intense pressure.
Just Another Archer: ...
Superball: Compression leads to eventual explosive release.
Superball: Possibly with a lot of steam.
Terrence Knight: (OMG acyl stop..I cant breath from laughter)
Bella Fuego: Just be glad you arrived after the discovery of resistant materials, in past days we finished most battles in scraps, tatters, and... tangles
Terrence Knight: (*faints*)
Just Another Archer: ... Maybe I should have stayed on the streets....
Emerald Blast: Superball, I don't think we've met yet, and I don't know if I should thank you -- for reminding me to check on soemthing important -- or yell at you for putting these ideas into Terr's head.
Mag Flashlight: Both!
Mag Flashlight: Simultaneously!
Bella Fuego: The scraps were our uniforms, the tatters were our inhibitions and the tangles... well that was the team
Superball: Which hea---naw, too easy.
Terrence Knight: *chokes*
Just Another Archer: *Blushes again*
Just Another Archer: [Well, that's the next Archer short after this one sorted.
Just Another Archer: [A bright red Archer given the 'talk' by Lady of the Peace, Neko, and a certain crazy rad-slinger
]Terrence Knight: Superball..If we were not both in the same Supergroup..I feel..I'd have to smack you..I'd say the same to bella but I'm afraid I'd go up in a massive fireball and be sent to the medlab
Emerald Blast: ((Of them all, Rhea's the -least- maternal, heh
)Just Another Archer: [Yeah, but Archer really likes her. Dunno why. Request permission to use Mr Whiskers
]Emerald Blast: ((Go ahead, bearing in mind he's literally just a stuffed cat
)Just Another Archer: [Oh, I know
]Bella Fuego: I would not set you on fire Terrance, I would merely make several suggestions to your paramours
Terrence Knight: *mumbles*
Superball: ((Okay, JAA, show us on Mr. Whiskers where the bad supergroup members touched you.))
Terrence Knight: I think being set on fire would be the prefered option..
Superball: ((*points to the stuffed cat*))
Emerald Blast: ((*shatter*))
Mag Flashlight: ((CHOKES ON COFFEE))
Just Another Archer: [BOOM!]
Bella Fuego: Of course it would, revenge is an art
Cyberman 8: **SHATTER**
Cyberman 8: ((Acyl, you bastard, you're making this Task Force take longer than it needs to since we're all LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD.... ^_^ ))
Highland Samurai: ((I'm not laughing....
))Amberlee: (( Not me.... =S ))
Emerald Blast: ((I laughed so hard I got lost AGAIN))
Terrence Knight: ((then your sense of humor is dead)
Terrence Knight: ((
))Mag Flashlight: ((that's because you haven't been on the board and read the backstory yet, Sam
Highland Samurai: ((Cause I'm fighting, not reading
))Cyberman 8: ((Oh yes.... that's right... he doesn't know the CONTEXT...))
Mag Flashlight: (pish tosh, do both
Terrence Knight: ((no excuses! You MUST be amused!))
Amberlee: (( ... Saying it is dead implies it was once alive... ))
-Terry
-----
"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy
