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British supervillain seeks henchmen on Craigslist.

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
O_O

WOW.

I'm half tempted to apply.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
'Will Respond to all serious applicants'

What 'interesting deformations/obsessions/powers(?) giving rise to interesting nicknames' might you have though?
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The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."

>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI
The only, er, mutant ability? I possess... does NOT lead towards interesting nicknames.

Not at all.

I make a darn good lackey, though! Think he'd hire me anyway?

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs