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While dealing with the new Valentines stuff

[Team] Jasmine Shadow: Running love notes from Vhazilok to Facemaker?
[Team] Nephilim Blade: Shut up.
[Team] Jasmine Shadow: Sweet. You should get me one.
[Team] Nephilim Blade: ... why would I give you a valentin?
[Team] Jasmine Shadow: Because, deep down, you know you love me.
[Team] Nephilim Blade: WHAT?

DS would normally get the crazy shit... but he took Tish to Florida for a vacation

From a 2xp Cape team

 [Team] Mirrored Rage: Face down with another woman pounding my ass..... I'm having Zig flashbacks.
[Team] Jakk Tano: Oh myyyyyy
[Team] Alcmene Stormshroud: *boisterus laughter on the comm*
[Team] Allison Rayne: um, go team?
[Team] Alcmene Stormshroud: That was funny as hell.

as promised (from the sutter TF):

Onyx Blast: ((Aww... the rainbow fell outta my butt))

Ditzy Wing: (WHAT? o.O)

Ditzy Wing: (*cleans coffee of his monitor*)

Onyx Blast: ((When Domination crashes, a rainbow falls out of your butt))

Ditzy Wing: (so now she isn't 20% cooler?)
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

Overheard on the Cape earlier. I'm still trying to wrap my head around it...
I used to wonder what madness would be, My Little Cthulhu!
Until you dove down to R'lyeh with me!
Great Old Ones! Tonnes of Blood!
A maddening sight! When the stars are right!
And Fhtagn makes it all complete!
You have My Little Cthulhu! Iiiiiiiaaaaaa Cthulhu Fthaaaaaaaagn! 
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The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."

>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI

[League] Startracker Zero: ."Mot? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the Paragon City, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension."
[League] Star Ranger 4.0: ... And when he asks us if we're gods?
[League] HE-AT: Query: Are you a god?
[League] Street Sabre: Yes, actually
[League] Sachie Hanagawa: Yes.
[League] Evangelia: Well, yes, actually
[League] Startracker Zero: Well, we've passed THAT little snag.

Quote: [Tell] Mare in the Moon: Oh, loyal subject, how blessed you are, for your Princess of the Night calls upon you to stand at her side. Come, earn my favor and share in my glory! ((Team running missions at level 37 plus. Care to join? ))

What earns this a spot on the quote wall?

I was on my evilshy toon at the time.

is Mare in the Moon one of ours, or has someone else grabbed that fantastic pony name?
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

Not one of us, but what made it funny was the team also had Webmaster Trixie and Operative P. Diane (Crab spider and sugar filled Night Widow )

Seen up in the "Help" channel/tab.

Quote:[Help] Blood Wrath: Duct tape, over 50 years of turning "NO STOP DON"T" into "mff mff mfft"
[Help] Amae: Turning "No! Don't! Stop!" into "No, don't stop?"

(FLAT) What... o.o

A beauty from Ops during the Liberty today:

[Team] Echo Sabre: Captain Mako! Echo Sabre from Paragon Independent Press? What do you say to allegations you *& !@ dolphins?

Was doing the Manticore Task Force today with people from the Cape Radio channel (and a couple of the Legendary) as Lily the Diamond.
We had a stalker and someone else in the group with invisibility or stealth who were scouting ahead and finding the Main Bosses we had to get for this one mission. One of them was "Agent Wood". And... well...

Quote:[Team] Lily the Diamond:  Not much LL Cool J in this section.
[Team] Lily the Diamond:  Ah there it is.
[Team] Shade Silhouette:  scouting
[Team] Lily the Diamond:  K
[CapeRadio]Atlantea: Sparkles... You made my head explode with that mash up. Well done.
[CapeRadio]Zibanitu: {Lady Alighieri} A Sparklebomb Mashup?
[CapeRadio]Iron City: [ DJ Sparkles ] heh its FAAAABULOUS
[CapeRadio]Zibanitu: {Lady Alighieri} A Fabulous Tipsy Sparklebomb Mashup, then?  Sounds like the name of a shot, to me...
[Team] Lily the Diamond:  ((Say it JUST now occured to me... I have to ask -
[Team] Lily the Diamond:  ((Fabulous? Are you ARBITER Fabulous? Or is that somone different?))
[CapeRadio]Kicha: Just got back from TSW. Said hi to DJ Khronos.
[Team] DJ Sparkles:  (( some one different... ))
[Team] Lily the Diamond:  (( On the one hand, I want to say "Awww..." But then I think - there's a possibility of TWO Fabulous's in the same zone... OMG the AWESOME explosion! ))
[Team] DJ Sparkles:  (( actually I just found about him when I became a DJ ))
[Team] Shade Silhouette:  I've got Wood...
[Team] Venerea Bloodthorn:  I've got Wood.
[Team] Carbonatrix:  Eww, here, now?
[Team] Shade Silhouette:  Well, he's gone limp now...
[Team] Venerea Bloodthorn:  No... I meant Agent Wood.
[Team] Carbonatrix:  Oh.
[Team] Major Airhead:  Hugo Weaving's erection?
[Team] Lily the Diamond:  **FALLS OVER LAUGHING**
[Team] DJ Sparkles:  sponsered in part by BVD
[Team] Lily the Diamond:  Excuse me. I have to copychat that.

Ascendant came on in-channel on the cape. And I couldn't resist.
(In reference to the Unfortunately Named Ascendant animated hour playset  )
[CapeRadio]Atlantea: BTW Ascendant - How's the A Hole?
[CapeRadio]Ascendant: Impregnable, Atlantea, Impregnable.

While doing missions tonight. Sharlisse quoted one to us. Perfect Scrapper mantra...
"But it wasn't anything some purples and oranges and lots of screaming in fear couldn't handle."  -- Werner

[Tell] -->Cyberman 8: This is freaking amazing.
[Tell] Cyberman 8: What is?
[Tell] -->Cyberman 8: AP33 is still up, still with people carrying Torches.
[Tell] -->Cyberman 8: It's been what, five days now?
[Tell] Cyberman 8: Heh. Yeah.
[Admin] Attention! In 10 minutes, City of Heroes and City of Villains will go down for weekly server maintenance. The "downtime" window is two hours long but maintenance may or may not take that entire time. We will have the game back up as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience!
[Tell] -->Cyberman 8: ...
[Tell] Cyberman 8: Yeah
[Tell] -->Cyberman 8: Not my fault!

Overheard on the Cape Radio Channel:
 He's an Arabian being of immense magical power, she's a Boston bartender.  Together they fight crime, they are Djinn and Tonic.
Ow... just... ow... XD

you need to crosspost THAT one to the Enough mourning thread on the Paragon boards
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

From the Cape Athletic supporters channel this morning:

Quote:[6:43:14 AM] Whimsy: Dishwashers can kill!
[6:43:47 AM] Gary Willcocks: Whimsy.....you shouldnt do that with a dishwasher
[6:44:15 AM] Athene 'Ren': Owie
[6:44:25 AM] Star Ranger: ... Is it a nemisis dishwasher? or maybe a Clockworx?
[6:44:26 AM] Whimsy: But but...
[6:44:38 AM] Whimsy: It started it!
[6:44:50 AM] Gary Willcocks: :: wraps whimsy in bandages ::
[6:45:20 AM] Whimsy: Praetorian clockwork I bet. Home companion.
[6:47:43 AM] Gary Willcocks: Wash dishes the Nemesis way with STEAM!!
[6:48:31 AM] Whimsy: And blood!
[6:49:01 AM] Star Ranger: A Neuron industries product? makes sense. Only company I know with a worse reputation than NC soft has managed to give itself in the last 2 weeks
[6:49:48 AM] Athene 'Ren': Ouch. I felt that from here.

okay, not actually in game. does that disqualify it?
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

At the "Talk like a Pirate Day" party with the Cape Radio crew at the shipwreck in Nerva: 

Quote:[CapeRadio]Lollipop Dreams: Siren, what album is this from? 
[CapeRadio]Sultry Siren: [DJ Sultry Siren.]: ...so this one isn't particularly -sea-ish or piratey, but it was the only song I had that mentioned Callisto
[CapeRadio]Tyr's Hand: [Fenrir Lokison, Lvl.30 Stalker]: i have to find a copy of those pirate carols
[CapeRadio]Atlantea: I can think of a vague link to piratey stuff for this song. Want to hear my theory? 

[CapeRadio]Sultry Siren: [DJ Sultry Siren.]: It's from the Debasement Tapes album
[CapeRadio]Lunar Eclipse: [Traceur] oh lord, this one g*
[CapeRadio]Sultry Siren: [DJ Sultry Siren.]: you can get it free here:http://www.tomsmithonline.com/freestuff.htm
[CapeRadio]Moggie: Tom Smith is the best
[CapeRadio]Lollipop Dreams: Callisto, I mean?
[CapeRadio]Atlantea: He mentions "Church of Denver".   Using the 6 degrees of Bacon method, we get to BOB DENVER - who played Gilligan on Gilligan's Island - who was a sailor... and encountered pirates in at least one episode... 
[CapeRadio]Atlantea: ... and... er.... the Rum is REALLY TALKING RIGHT NOW... >.>;;;
[CapeRadio]Moggie: Pass me some of that///
[CapeRadio]White Nightingale: Also, send my congratulations to Shecky.
[CapeRadio]Atlantea: *passes over*
[CapeRadio]Atlantea: Here ya go. Cheers!
[CapeRadio]Moggie: WHEEE!
[CapeRadio]Moggie: *shares the pecan flavored rum*
[CapeRadio]Sultry Siren: [DJ Sultry Siren.]: YUM!
[CapeRadio]Atlantea: Yay!

In regards to superhero RPGs/MMOs etc in general, (but DCUO in particular) -

- it's disturbingly easy to imagine some members of the Legion of Doom bashing down the door to a hero's HQ, leveling their weapons or powers or whatever at them, then calmly intoning -  

"We're on a mission from Grodd".

Hold on a sec, I hear someone at the door... 

 

tramptrampTrampTRAMPTRAMP.....
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

[TheLegendaryCO] Dia Zenis@Acylion: So, you can invoke the gods every hour in a rest zone for rewards. Currency tokens and buffs and suchlike. Better rewards first time you invoke in a day.

[TheLegendaryCO] Dia Zenis@Acylion: I just can't help but think...

[TheLegendaryCO] Dia Zenis@Acylion: Well, if real-life religion gave you a bag of tokens for praying every hour...

[TheLegendaryCO] Sohaiz@Aariny: *snork*

[TheLegendaryCO] Dia Zenis@Acylion: I see that if I pray enough on the hour, I can get a unicorn to ride and an angel bff to follow me around and smite my enemies.

[TheLegendaryCO] Dia Zenis@Acylion: Clearly this is a very good piety incentive programme

[TheLegendaryCO] Dia Zenis@Acylion: I mean, all my real-world religion gets me is fruit juice and crackers

While this isn't even from any game at all. I figure this snippet of IRC chat deserves an honorable mention just because of the subject material. ^_^
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last time I saw Lex, he was doing questionable things with black kryptonite
I don't know what he's doing anymore.
I think it was part of an elaborate plot to get Superman?
but he might just have been trying to get laid.
it's hard to tell with Lex.
it might've been both, but don't go by me.
I think it would be hilarious both in terms of the storyline and in terms of what would happen in the fandom if it turned out that Lex Luthor is constantly trying to kill Superman because he's totally gay for him.
...that WOULD be hilarious.
the scary part is that it would make a sort of internally consistent sense.
and the funny part is, you'd get backlash from both sides
as the 'phobes go NO WAY IS ANYONE GAY FOR SUPERMAN!!1!!
and the Gay And So Ready To Be Offended crowd is all OH SURE A GAY VILLIAN!!!
meanwhile, I would laugh at least one asscheek off.
*Snrk*

Who says STO players are a buncha humorless grinders:

Quote:[REDALERT] Esteban@diabolical91: are you all dead or just not sharing?
[REDALERT] Wayne@coolkirk1701: /me dies
[REDALERT] Muck Thunders@Star_Ranger_4: braaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[REDALERT] Sassinak@Aariny: Vegatarian Vulcan Zombies: "graaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnzzzzz"

Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Help]Eternal March: CoH confirmed for Jesus
[Help] Jaleean: ....Does that mean we're like....the pope now?
[Help] Ultraman Para: That's when I knew it was real
[Help] DarkLobster: way better reason to celebrate easter every year now

Shizuru, busily gathering data on Bree server's facial-carpet compatibility: Welcome to our Floor Inspection Tour!

DAMMIT DREN!!!! BOOZE THROUGH THE NOSE HURTS!!!!!