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alaskanime

Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the base

Was the resounding echo of Gen

Stuffing her face.

Oblivious to the season

She had found quite a feast

Pies, cakes and sugarplums

And of course, roast beast.

As she licked the plates clean,

Mag popped inside,

As he started angrily screaming,

Gen, confused, ran to hide.

"That was for Christmas," Mag sputtered

"Christmas, a time for joy!"

As the other members filed in,

All sighed a resounding "Oh boy..."

Gen saw what she had done

And felt very very sad.

She didn't want the Legendary to think

That she was bad.

She left the base, her mind a twitter

And paced outside in thought.

How to repair the damage

Her stomach had wrought?

She smiled and grinned

As an idea unfurled

With a beat of her wings

Into the sky she hurtled

She searched high and low

Trying to find

The perfect thing to repair

A ruined Christmas time.

And at the base,

The Legendary were cleaning

Bits of food Gen had got

On the floors and ceiling.

"Don't worry Mag," they all said

"She's not a bad lizard,"

"She just has hollow legs"

"And can't fill her gizzard..."

When from the base portal

Arose such a clatter

All the members ran over

To see what was the matter.

There was Gen, her arms loaded with stuff!

Ham, pies, cakes, rolls, a feast!

A spread fit for a king,

To say the least.

The main course, a little unsettling -

Gen had gone hunting, so it seemed

For she had brought a brace of Rikti Monkeys

Their faces locked in a silent scream.

Gen herself cooked up the dinner

And much to everyone's surprise,

Her cooking skills were impeccable!

And tears filled everyone's eyes.

Even the Rikti Monkey roast

Was eaten with delight

"A little tough, but now we see,"

"Why you eat these guys every night!"

The feasting went on for hours

And merriment and mirth were had

Their bellies filled with her food,

Indeed, everyone was glad!

As laughter filled the air

Gen simply smiled and said,

"Merry Christmas to all!"

And took herself to bed.
* e facepalm*
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
Lol. -claps- Awesome.
*SHATTER*

That's just too damn cute for words. ^_^
Mmm Rikti monkey roast!..I wonder what rikti monkey tastes like..and how disturbed the Rikti might be be their minions getting eaten ^_^
I wonder what rikti monkey tastes like

Like Chicken of course. 8P
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alaskanime

Quote: Terrenceknight wrote:

Mmm Rikti monkey roast!..I wonder what rikti monkey tastes like..and how disturbed the Rikti might be be their minions getting eaten ^_^
As Gen herself would say...

"Rikti like potato chips...Gen can't eat just one."