04-23-2012, 04:42 PM
Okay. Running First Ward content via Ouro.
Gotten up to the point of having Mister Midnight what'sisface as my contact.
Oh. My. God.
If Dr. Orpheus and Zaphod Beeblebrox had a love-child, this dude would be the one...
You have to forgive me - but everything in First Ward has been SUPER
SERIOUS up to this point. I JUST watched Serene do a major smack-down of
Diabolique. Mother Mayhem is doing psychic surgery and leaving the
shards of seer psyches to litter First Ward like a Redneck tossing
beer cans out of his truck driving down the highway, and then I get THIS
GUY...
*********RECORD SCRATCH*********
"Sorceress Serene is far too powerful and seductive for any one of us to go up against her alone and not become her slave, a fate that is not entirely dire... But no, we will have to join forces if I am to capture Serene and rescue an eternally grateful and potentially scantily clad Diabolique... it will be the stuff of legends!"
Wait, wait... WHAT???
"I have a plethora of magical knowledge in my possession, and I am willing to share in order to rescue my Diabolique from the infernal clutches of an equally beautiful and unattainable magical super vixen!
Horrible blood thirsty monster women to fight, a beautiful ghost princess to rescue, and a sinister and psychotic sorceress to overthrow. This is going to be the best adventure ever!"
Dude is supposedly this major traitor to the Midnight Squad and all. Super-Powerful master of magic. And... he's thinkin' with his hormones. Yeah. THAT'LL end well.... >.>;;
I am most amused. WORRIED. But amused. ^.^
Gotten up to the point of having Mister Midnight what'sisface as my contact.
Oh. My. God.
If Dr. Orpheus and Zaphod Beeblebrox had a love-child, this dude would be the one...
You have to forgive me - but everything in First Ward has been SUPER
SERIOUS up to this point. I JUST watched Serene do a major smack-down of
Diabolique. Mother Mayhem is doing psychic surgery and leaving the
shards of seer psyches to litter First Ward like a Redneck tossing
beer cans out of his truck driving down the highway, and then I get THIS
GUY...
*********RECORD SCRATCH*********
"Sorceress Serene is far too powerful and seductive for any one of us to go up against her alone and not become her slave, a fate that is not entirely dire... But no, we will have to join forces if I am to capture Serene and rescue an eternally grateful and potentially scantily clad Diabolique... it will be the stuff of legends!"
Wait, wait... WHAT???
"I have a plethora of magical knowledge in my possession, and I am willing to share in order to rescue my Diabolique from the infernal clutches of an equally beautiful and unattainable magical super vixen!
Horrible blood thirsty monster women to fight, a beautiful ghost princess to rescue, and a sinister and psychotic sorceress to overthrow. This is going to be the best adventure ever!"
Dude is supposedly this major traitor to the Midnight Squad and all. Super-Powerful master of magic. And... he's thinkin' with his hormones. Yeah. THAT'LL end well.... >.>;;
I am most amused. WORRIED. But amused. ^.^