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Here's a Portal song of sorts. I wonder what Doug can do with it.--------------------
Tom Mathews aka Disruptor
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Tom Mathews aka Disruptor
I think we have a gate song leading into this scenario. Wink
--Sam
"Congratulations, Citizen! You have been selected as a Troubleshooter volunteer!"
Lyrics to Stll Alive
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLad. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
Still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Mabey you'll find someone else
To help you.
Mabey Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there
It makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to be done
There is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive.
And belive me I'm am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While your dying I'll be still alive
And when your dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell
As a gate to Paranoia, oh yeah...
And would it surprise anyone that I already have "Still Alive" on a mix CD in my car?
I just now have to actually get the game one of these days.

-- Bob
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I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen and incessant quotations from Now We Are Six through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric head. So theeeeeere....