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I was clicking through random links connected to the last Lordi song and found...
Lordi - Devil Is A Loser
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u...ed&search=
You wanted power and you begged for fame
You wanted everything the easy way
You wanted gain without pain
Now your bill is in the mail
You got stronger but your mind got weak
You made a promise that you couldn't keep
You got it all - you lost more
It's all there in the fee
Via hell incorporated (regeneration)
First you love it then you hate it (you're such a saint)
And now you're never gonna make it (bad situation)
Get on get on down
There's hell to pay 'cause
The Devil is a loser and he's my bitch
For better or for worse and you don't care which
The Devil is a loser and he's my bitch
Runnin' into trouble you skitch
He's my bitch
You wanted richest and a licence to kill
You got poverty then you got ill
You got poor and you lost your will
All your dreams unfulfilled
I get my kicks when you blow your fuse
No-one got killed but that's no excuse
Hands up, I let you know when it's done
I've got the only gun
And there were no refunds
Just failing guarantees
"Confess your sins, son"
Said the preacher on TV
You got yourself some greasepaint
Set of white and black
All you got was laughter and
Gene Simmons on your back
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This should pretty much obliterate any contract/wish with a devil/demon and give Doug utter control of the devil for the duration. It may only work on male demons though. The last verse may dress them up like a KISS member and drop Gene Simmons on them... so it summons him for like 5-15 seconds.

Gah. That's a bit on the powerful side.
Plus, I have to admit, in the wake of that first Lordi recommendation, I'm actually developing a dislike for the band. I'm not sure why, but that whole video left a bad taste in my mouth.

-- Bob
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The Internet Is For Norns.

heh, maybe because they're all demons?Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

Nah, that's not a big consideration for me.
Part of it was just how hard it was to understand them without reading the lyric sheet at the same time.

-- Bob
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The Internet Is For Norns.

Quote:

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Part of it was just how hard it was to understand them without reading the lyric sheet at the same time.

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Was that on the Youtube stuff? If so, I might have to dig up an mp3 or two - I have noticed that this band does _not_ handle degradation of sound quality well at all.Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

Maybe it was that. I dunno. While I was amused by the demon costumes, something about the whole performance rubbed me the wrong way -- I found myself an odd mixture of apathetic over and irritated by it.

-- Bob
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The Internet Is For Norns.

Well, if Doug ever wants to piss off a demon, those would probably be good lyrics for it. 8P__________________
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