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The Flu Pandemic
by Greg Henkel
Performed by The Flying Fish Sailors

It was the Flu pandemic
And it swept the whole world wide
It caught soldiers and civilians
And they died, died, died!
Whether theyre lying in the trenches
Or lying in their beds
Twenty million of them got it
And theyre dead, dead, dead!

There was a soldier on the battleground in 1917
He turned there to his buddy
with his face a ghastly green
He said We made it both through Paeschendale,
the Somme, and Flanders too
But now my numbers up my lad
for Ive gone and caught the flu
chorus
Well a nurse was in the hospital
when Tommy was brought in,
When he sneezed she caught a face full
that was flying in the wind
She wrote a letter home to England
to tell them of her plight
But the letter never got there
cause the Postman too had died
chorus
From the meadowlands of Somerset
and oer the bounding main
To the shores of old Americay
they sung the same refrain
Mother, fathers, uncles and aunts
as well as the odd nephew
Brothers and sisters and bosses and lovers
were all got by the flu
chorus
Well a farmer out in China
watched his family dropping down
And a businessman in Cairo
hit the street without a sound
And an eager little Bolshevik in old Sevastapol
couldnt keep up his grinnin at Lenin
as Comrade Virus took its toll
chorus
Yeah, I'd tend to agree.
Then again, there might be circumstances where Doug would want to be infectious.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
If I wanted to be *really* nasty, I might mention that I have the Lord's Prayer set to music (E Nomine's "Vater Unser" in English). But I'm not.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.
Then, I've also got an extended version of the original Power Rangers theme- with lyrics. Four minutes of sentai... um... _goodness_, guaranteed: one of the lines, which is repeated several times, is "no one can ever take them down".

If anybody wants more information on this or the above song, just ask.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.
On a more comedic, less people-are-going-to-die level, what about this?
*/ E-Rotic, "Kiss Me", 6:27 /*
[1] Kiss me - fly me up high
Wanna feel like a Frisbee - high in the sky
Oh I want you to kiss me - do it all right
Cos I know that you miss me
I dreamed of you
In so many lonely nights
With my body and soul
And I know you were
Out there in the city lights
Just out of control
Rap: Hey I walked around and all I found
Was me myself just losing ground
I missed you - But I walked on thin ice
Like a clown in disguise
All the time there was your face
You only you can end the race
Love me - in the heat of the night
Babe I fell like dynamite
[2] Oh baby just kiss me - fly me up high
Wanna feel like a Frisbee - high in the sky
Oh I want you to kiss me - do it all right
Cos I know that you miss me
Oooh kiss me all over tonight
Kiss me tonight
Till you find the secret spot
Up and down and again
Baby lay by my side
And search for the honey pot
I know that you can
Rap: I'm doin' what you want to do
You know the stories about me are true
I'll kiss you - you know I care
Here and there and everywhere
Come closer - let me feel your tongue
It's so good - it can't go wrong
Together we'll climb the hill
Oh what a thrill - if you will
[repeat 2]
[repeat 1]
Oooh kiss me all over tonight
Kiss me - baby I want it I want you to miss me
Baby I need it I need you to kiss me
Baby I love you I love you so much
Kiss me...
Could get ugly in the DW-BSSM world, with the way some of the girls get around guys...

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.
Quote:
If I wanted to be *really* nasty, I might mention that I have the Lord's Prayer set to music (E Nomine's "Vater Unser" in English). But I'm not.
Really? An English version of E Nom's "Vater Unser"? Cool. I've been visualizing some of the Scoobies+Doug-vs-Glory battle from DW13 with that as the background music...
-- Bob
---------
...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Quote:
Then, I've also got an extended version of the original Power Rangers theme- with lyrics. Four minutes of sentai... um... _goodness_, guaranteed
I think I'll pass, thanks...
-- Bob
---------
...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Quote:
*/ E-Rotic, "Kiss Me", 6:27 /*
Another one I don't know...
Quote:
Could get ugly in the DW-BSSM world, with the way some of the girls get around guys...
Nope, never be an issue. Doug's going to get real paternal around the Senshi.
-- Bob
---------
...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
I should've known that that wouldn't happen- it's a fanfic cliche, after all. But anyway, the English version I have is simply listed as "Lords Prayer", and is about 6:11 long. I can e-mail it to you if you wish.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.
Yes, please!
-- Bob
---------
...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...