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HoagieOfDoom

"H.M.J."
from Dragonslayer by Dream Evil
2:46
On my way to kill the beast
I met a holy man from the east
His name was Jesus & he was son of man
He warned me about the danger ahead
He was godsend, he was gonna bring the Metal back
And take away the sins that people did in the past
He came down here to change our lives
He said to me while he looked me in the eyes
"I'm the Heavy Metal Jesus!
I'm the Heavy Metal thunderstriking Jesus"
He said, "if you wanna kill the beast
You gotta be blessed from the man from the east
So why don't you get down on your knee
And I will bless you with my Flying V?"
Summons Heavy Metal Jesus who will warn Doug and company about future dangers and bless them with his Flying V.
While this song has both practical and humorous value, I think it's questionable whether or not Doug would use it.
However, the image of Doug and the crew from DW5 on bended knee being blessed by a Flying V wielding Jesus is just too funny.*********
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