"Tequila" - Champs
Summon: 1 Bottle of Tequila that Doug is familiar with.Zack Seaholm - Anime fan, weathernut, worshiper of the goddess Belldandy.
"Trust is the wellspring of joy in our lives."
--Belldandy
Zack Seaholm - Anime fan, weathernut, worshiper of the goddess Belldandy.
"Trust is the wellspring of joy in our lives."
--Belldandy
"Wow -- I went to college with that bottle of Tequila. We never really talked, but we shared notes in a lecture once..."
-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...
While you're summoning booze, how about Tom Smith's "307 Ale"? (Lyrics included for any deprived souls who'd never heard of this song.)
There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, on every world that's new.
There's Saurian Brandy, Cranapple Schnapps, and a good old Tullamore Don't.
There's Busch and Beck and Bud and Bock and others dark and pale,
But I think you'll find the finest kind is Three-Oh-Seven Ale.
(chorus)
Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads, Three-Oh-Seven Ale,
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,
It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,
There's nothing that you'll ever taste like Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads,
Three-Oh-Seven Ale.
It started out at M.I.T. one lazy summer day,
When a couple of the frat-boy techies started in to play,
They'd caught up on their schedule with a couple hours to kill,
So they fitted up the cyclotron and made themselves a still.
(chorus)
They added choice ingredients to brew a little brew,
But they didn't know the wires were crossed in Chamber Number Two.
A tiny bit of space got folded, things were looking queer --
They turned the spout and then came out the world's first Hyper-Beer.
(chorus)
It bubbled and it burbled and it glowed a fizzly green,
And what it did to test equipment, frankly, was obscene.
It took awhile to find a vial it wouldn't burst to flame,
Then they measured out its potency, and that's how it was named.
(slower)
There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, but this one beats them all:
One hundred fifty-three and one-half percent alcohol,
A beer, brewed in a tesseract, that'll shoot you through the roof --
And if you don't believe me, I've got lots and lots of proof.
(final chorus)
Three-Oh-Seven Ale, me lads, Three-Oh-Seven Ale,
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,
It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,
It sticks to your mouth like library paste,
With a stronger kick than toxic waste,
There's nothing that you'll ever taste
Like Three-Oh-Seven Ale!
And if he played that in DW5, can't you just see the love-light that'd come into Urd's eyes when she realized what the "307" was about?
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
Oh, I'm a Tom Smith fan from way back; I was just wondering over the weekend how I could use "Domino Death", for instance -- or maybe "Operation Desert Storm".
The problem with 307 Ale -- the substance, not the song -- is that a) it won't last long enough to really do any good and b) when it comes to drinks, it makes good chemical weaponry.
Which, of course, is perfect for Doug's purposes.
-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...