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Kick some ass - Stroke 9
How many people want to kick some ass?
I used to be a nerd, grew up in the suburbs
Nothing there ever went wrong I made it up in this song
I talk about the hood I say stuff like "Its all good."
Tell people Im down with all the cool kids downtown
When Ive never even been there.
And how many people wanna kick some ass? I do I do
And how many people are sick of holding it back? I am Well, I am, too.
So dont lay another finger on her
Shes mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her youre a goner a goner
And how many people are sick of holding it back I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass
I would if I could but Im really just a sensitive artist
Perpetrated like I am the hardest
So spin your cap around to the back
You think you rhyme but you cant rap
Loosen that strap a little more Til your axe hits the floor
Flip off your fans
Make 'em cheer Try to look sincere
Angers todays fashion so sing another song about bashing someones head in
And how many people wanna kick some ass? I do I do
And how many people are sick of holding it back? I am Well, I am, too
So dont lay another finger on her
Shes mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her youre a goner a goner
And how many people are sick of holding it back I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass
I would if I could but Im
Really just a sensitive artist
Perpetrated like I am the hardest
Acted like Im not the smartest
Im really just a sensitive artist
AW YEAH!
So dont lay another finger on her
Shes mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her youre a goner
And how many people are sick of holding it back I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass
I said how many people wanna kick some ass
How many people wanna kick some ass?
What you going to do when youre sick of holding it back?
I think Ill kick some ass
And how many people wanna kick some ass?
I would if I could but Im really just a sensitive artist
Perpetrated like I am the hardest
Acted like Im not the smartest
Im really just a sensitive artist

My take on this one is that it absolutely convinces anyone in AOE that Doug is an absolute fighting badass that they do NOT want to mess with, with the downside that it actually takes away all his fighting skills and talent in the process! I think the only way this could be useful is if someone managed to negate the 'Stay away' effect and attack a girl Doug was protecting, in which case he would become an absolute badass again and make the person 'a goner'. This would only be useful under REALLY specific circumstances.

P.S Added an link in the AMV section to one of my favourite Ranma vids to this song.
Quote:
This would only be useful under REALLY specific circumstances.
Which effectively makes it a no-effect song, given the combination of circumstances needed...

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03