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The Money Song (Monty Python)
I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas.
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge.
I've got lots of lovely lira,
Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer,
And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money!
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash!
Some people say it's folly,
but I'd rather have the lolly,
With money you can make a smash!

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money!
There is nothing like a newly minted pound!
Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker,
It's accountancy that makes the world go round!

You can keep your Marxist ways,
for it's only just a phase...
Money, money, money makes the world go round!

Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money!
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Might be something for when he is completely blank, though somehow I seriously doubt the money would be any valid currency ...
-- Cal

On general principles, any money Doug could create would probably be the equivalent of faerie gold. It'll last for as long as the song, no longer, and probably would vanish at the touch of cold iron.
It would be too easy otherwise to give him anything and everything he needs.


-- Bob
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There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.

Dropping that much cash on someone as an attack, however, would be highly, highly amusing. Perfect for a bank robber.
"you want CASH? HERE! Have some cash!"Brazil has decided you're cute.

Sounds good.... 90,000 1L coins and a pair of pajamas materialize and fall on the target of Doug's choice -Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

-- Bob
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There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.