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Another Pain submission. Hey, I like their goofyness even if they're pretty obscure Figured this song could give Doug really high resistance to damage, for times when he's getting the goo kicked out of him.
Pain- Suckerpunch
Im sick of only making peanuts.
Im sick of stale sandwich bread.
Ive got a plan to make it better
And it begins with a simple punch to my head.
Another count and Im down but Im wearing him down.
Keeping the faith that Ive got what it takes.
Deride my pride but Ill be alright.
Ive got a Rocky II lunchbox with bills in it
And Ill scrape by.
I have seen this on some episode
Of Maude, Fish, Chips, or the White Shadow
Rerun in my mind a thousand times
Though I forget the channel.
But I am back in my corner with ice packs and water
The champs right hook changing my good side to bad.
Too late to make a run for the van
The doc leans in timidly asking about my health plan
I can see the referee wants to go home
(homeys got a wife and family)
And my detractors clap their hands and blow their smoke
(Headline news in next days sportspage.)
With every second that goes by
I dont mind my swollen eyes.
Cause I bet on myself and Im making a killing.
My opponent planned victory, I planned to lose.
My bookie is crying, my wife thinks Im dying
But Ive got a nest egg thats hatching in the final round.
And as I fall to the floor I dont feel so hardcore
My teeth swinging loose like a drunk girls caboose
My boys in the corner are pensive and somber
And Father OReilly is crossing himself more and more
I can see the referee want to go home
(Homeys got a wife and family)
And my detractors move their feet and blow their smoke
(Headline news in next days sportspage).
Cause I bet on myself and Im making a killing.
My opponent planned victory, I planned to lose.
My bookie is crying, my wife thinks Im dying
But Ive got a nest egg thats hatching in the final round.
And the room spins round and round
The victory partys at my place
After my loss and my disgrace.
Cause I bet on myself and Im making a killing.
My opponent planned victory, I planned to lose.
My bookie is crying, my wife thinks Im dying
But Ive got a nest egg thats hatching in the final round.
You shouldve never come back.---------------
"A billion robot lives are about to be extinguished. Oh the Jedi are gonna feel this one."
-Professor Farnsworth
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

Hm. The TV references in the lyrics would be a big plus for Doug when it came time to decide whether to use it or not... interesting.

-- Bob
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There is no spork.

There's also a neat bit at the end of the song where a 20's style annoucer warbles about how brutal the fight was. ---------------
"A billion robot lives are about to be extinguished. Oh the Jedi are gonna feel this one."
-Professor Farnsworth
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

Kinda like Phil Rizzuto's monologue in "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights"?


-- Bob
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There is no spork.

I'm afriad I wouldn't know. I'm not the Meat Loaf fan in the family, and I only knew it was Meat Loaf from a quick search.---------------
"A billion robot lives are about to be extinguished. Oh the Jedi are gonna feel this one."
-Professor Farnsworth
---
Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

Don't worry about it, then.


-- Bob
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There is no spork.