12-08-2004, 05:02 PM
Beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-ree-pa-dom...
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life don't ever get in a rut, whoop-whoop-whoop
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but I'm a nut
Is is wetter under water if you're there when it rains?
Is it shorter to New York than it is by plane?
Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber.
Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer?
Beedle-beedle-bah, beedle-bah, ba-ba-bom
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life don't ever get in a rut, budda-bah, budda-budda-budda-bah
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but I'm a nut
I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lust.
Wheelin', dealin', left ol' Vegas on a Greyhound bus.
I shouldn't have set the woods on fire while I was there
But remember only forest fires prevent bears.
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life don't ever get in a rut,
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but I'm a nut
The poverty war will be over, when I begin to fight.
If it took a dime to go 'round the world
I couldn't get out of sight.
I don't mind to take the girls out
If they don't mind to go Dutch.
Makes me feel like a million dollars
And I bet I ain't worth half that much!
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life don't ever get in a rut,
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but I'm a nut
Oh, crazy man! I'm a nut!
Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy
I'm crazy, I'm a nut!
-- Leroy Pullins, I'm A Nut
(Edit: fixed spelling and a couple of the non-word sound transcriptions, deleted some transcriptions I can't confirm at the moment)-- Bob
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Chaos isn't really chaos if it isn't Lawful part of the time.
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life don't ever get in a rut, whoop-whoop-whoop
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but I'm a nut
Is is wetter under water if you're there when it rains?
Is it shorter to New York than it is by plane?
Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber.
Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer?
Beedle-beedle-bah, beedle-bah, ba-ba-bom
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life don't ever get in a rut, budda-bah, budda-budda-budda-bah
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but I'm a nut
I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lust.
Wheelin', dealin', left ol' Vegas on a Greyhound bus.
I shouldn't have set the woods on fire while I was there
But remember only forest fires prevent bears.
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life don't ever get in a rut,
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but I'm a nut
The poverty war will be over, when I begin to fight.
If it took a dime to go 'round the world
I couldn't get out of sight.
I don't mind to take the girls out
If they don't mind to go Dutch.
Makes me feel like a million dollars
And I bet I ain't worth half that much!
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My life don't ever get in a rut,
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but I'm a nut
Oh, crazy man! I'm a nut!
Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy
I'm crazy, I'm a nut!
-- Leroy Pullins, I'm A Nut
(Edit: fixed spelling and a couple of the non-word sound transcriptions, deleted some transcriptions I can't confirm at the moment)-- Bob
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Chaos isn't really chaos if it isn't Lawful part of the time.