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I'm looking for a fic I read a while back. One of the first scenes, if not the first scene, was Harry getting into a shootout with some Order members who were stunning and obliviating Petunia and a social worker who had just shown up. I think I remember the social worker driving a grey Rolls Royce. Later on in the fic, she tells Harry that next time he encounters Voldie, to get help, and then "don't worry about putting him on the Isle of Wight, you put him in the morgue". I can't remember where I read this fic, but it might have been either Portkey or Schnoogle. Thanks for the help!
-WFalling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing the dance of the deadFalling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes

Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home

Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head

Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead

www.google.com/search?&q="harry potter" voldemort "Isle of Wight" morgue
With Malice Aforethought by S. P. Smith
(and sequel-in-progress, And Malice Toward None)

And the same story on the pit of voles:
www.fanfiction.net/s/2527087/1/

Thanks! Your google-fu is obviously stronger than mine. I tried several different search terms, and didn't come up with anything even resembling what you did, so thank you again. I appreciate it.
-WFalling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing the dance of the deadFalling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes

Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home

Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head

Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead