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Armisael - 'Angel of the Womb' suggests a couple of potential fetishes, but any attempt by my brain to either work around the idea or apply it tends to end up going 'squick', so I'm open to suggestions.

I can think of multiple ways to spin that right off the top of my head - but I'd like permission from Bob to completely bypass the lines of decency and morality and go straight into the kind of text that Hustler wouldn't print.Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

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Oh, and blob, for that link to Neo Monster Island, would you prefer tribute in cookies, choclate, or swedish volleyball players with chocolate-drizzled cookies?

Hmm... Decisions, decisions. Can't I get an all female Japanese swimming team instead?What if: Chibi Usa, Veteran Speznas Ninja Commando From Hell(tm)?What if: Chibi Usa, Veteran Speznas Ninja Commando From Hell(tm)?

*Looks down at his comically soot stained body*
Whaaa.... Cartoon Physics? DAMN! This must be Bob's fault. Yeah, you can have it. For all the good it'll do you. I'm off to get a tactical nuclear weapon blessed by the Pope, that should take care of things.
Tabris could be the suave/horndog friend who pops up occasionally to offer advice/complain about the unfairness of it all. Or be a creepy little pedophile who dies a horrible death. Or both!--
I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
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If you become a monster to put down a monster you've still got a monster running around at the end of the day and have as such not really solved the whole monster problem at all.

Gaghiel - Considering that this one tried to swallow unit 02, I think you are missing some oral fetishes here.
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No, I don't believe the world has gone mad. In order for it to go mad it would need to have been sane at some point.

Man, this is just so wrong. And yet, like Bob, I can't wait to read this. *sigh*
Strangely, might there be a way to do this more soft-core than folks are trying to get this?
Hard R instead of NC-17? (
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

You do realize that if these 'angels' have 'fought' their way through thee UN they are going to be rather gooey by the time the pilots get to them. Anyway...

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Sachiel - Despite the cute little bird-skulls she wears in her hair, she's probably better compared to an overly-affectionate octopus, ie, her action figure comes with Power Glomp Action. Can be... explosively vocal at times.

Your kind of ignoring the whole head wound inducing, laser arm things... I mean Sachiel basically does something to Shinji's Eva that's first syllable is skull. The energy blast I can see as a combat thing... but ignoring the basic weapons for the suicide attack? Cutting off the retractable, phallic, penetration weapons for a reason?

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Ramiel - Resident loli. Not someone you want to get on the bad side of.

First, loli? The pilots are 14 unless aged, the primary combatants are all loli. Plus, how do you figure the laser drill wielding turtle is a loli? The hard to break defenses and dangerous one shot kill attacks? Relentlessly determined to hold her ground? More like turtle themed assault ninja.
If your going loli pick the smaller than the rest, computer virus angel, Iruel. The little, twisted hacker/pheromone spawn point motif makes more sense. That and a mushroom hat thing on her head.
Sahaquiel should like fireworks and explosives. Far, far too much. Likes throwing things... grenades are her favorite toy. Likes to talk with Kensuke about the wonders of making things explode.
Armisael... Mercurial personality, can't tell her reaction from one minute to the next, with any luck... physically thin, her hair and clothes keep changing style/length/color without warning... likes frequently changed 'toys' that don't involve leaving marks (which means that Shamshel scares her, till out of sight then, she ignores that issue or forgets it entirely, understanding the way her mind works is not worth then effort as she'll change that at some point in the future)... when she is in the mood (often without any warning) she'll just jump the closest entity available... Not into taking her time as she looses intrest frequently and randomly... if she gets the remote your watching random programs in random order for random lengths of time... All in all confusing and unfocused.
Oh and Florin, the pope won't bless nukes... after all devices that summon Plutonius aren't artifacts of another religion.

That's something that's never jelled well with me, for the only rating catergory the MPAA can truely claim is NC-17, everywhere else uses the cats of E, G, PG, M, M+15, R, R18+, X, NC & RC.
Back to the topic....
I may like to read this too, cause I'd probably only tollerate a few chapters or so - mainly the sections that contain content which cause 4chan mods to squick/sick sageman on.
Ya, the defeated Angel affected Rei-clones, only showing up to those that defeated when they're alone would work. Kinda got the singing frog thing happening there & uses the wierdest ability Rei unknowingly seems to have, teleportation or was it remote projection....
Heh, pity we can't get Redneck & R-type to write it for it would be, interesting. Perhaps we could get Fred to write a section, it'd probably be the Tabris bits. It might be decent, provided he leaves the Nendokata out of it - he's managed it before, for I've read it. Yet it still had some sexaroid (Non-33S or BGC events) action. Cory D. Rose might be good too.
--Rod.H

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Armisael - 'Angel of the Womb' suggests a couple of potential fetishes, but any attempt by my brain to either work around the idea or apply it tends to end up going 'squick', so I'm open to suggestions.

has an odd fetish to introduce herself to people by saying "let me please bear your child." with an earnest look on her face.
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Tabris could be the suave/horndog friend who pops up occasionally to offer advice/complain about the unfairness of it all. Or be a creepy little pedophile who dies a horrible death. Or both!

Remember, we'll be dealing with Tabris-chan here. ^.^

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Strangely, might there be a way to do this more soft-core than folks are trying to get this?
Hard R instead of NC-17?

Soft-core? That's like heatless fire! Egad, man, what's the point?!

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You do realize that if these 'angels' have 'fought' their way through thee UN they are going to be rather gooey by the time the pilots get to them. Anyway...

Not if they start out kaiju-size.

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Your kind of ignoring the whole head wound inducing, laser arm things...

Oh, there's no way I'm ignoring Sachiel-chan's built-in vibro-piston-action sex toys. (Check the first pic of the model.)
Let me think... and put on my Hentai Hat. (dons baseball cap with the slogan "LEFTOVERFIEND")
First episode: Shinji arrives in Tokyo-3 to discover--let's go with the manga version--two giant scantily-armored girls fighting each other. At least "fighting" is what he thinks at first. Rei in Unit-01 quickly succumbs to the power of Sachiel-chan's vibes, shrinking back to normal once she's passed out. Shinji suffers the mother of all nosebleeds, leading Misato to wonder if he really has what it takes.
After much fussing about and threats to throw poor Rei-chan back in the ring (she's not actually injured, but seriously exhausted and frazzled), Shinji agrees to put on the Eva Unit and take Sachiel down... Launch to the surface, transformation sequence ("Using the Viagra-Capsule, Ikari becomes ULTRASTUD!"), sudden end of episode.
Ep. 2: Shinji wakes up to the sight of an unfamiliar ceiling, and the unfamiliar sensation of a naked girl snuggling up to him. In flashbacks, we discover Shinji asking Sachiel why she's doing all this--probably not getting much of an answer, just insistence that the only way she'll stop tearing up the city is if he "defeats" her.
"But... if you don't want me to..."
"Oh, I want you to, Shinji-kun," the armored Angel replied with a brilliant smile. "We're all volunteers, you know! But--there are rules. No beat, no eat!"
Fight proceeds, Shinji's doing quite poorly at first... Sachiel-chan begins taunting him, eventually threatening to use her pistons on him in an uncomfortable place (the back seat of a Volkswagen bug?), and finally he enters something approximating the berserker state. Once the deed is done, the Third Angel becomes very enthusiastic indeed (glomp city!) and the final Impact takes out a city block, leaving shrunken Thirds in a smoking crater...
Back to the present, no one at NERV seems to have any problem with the defeated Angel hanging around (and off) an increasingly confused Shinji. Misato proves to live in a penthouse apartment that appears thoroughly in excess of necessary room, especially Shinji's Lovely Suite, which is extremely spacious indeed... with much of the space taken up by an extra-large bed.
When Shinji is sent to give Rei her replacement ID card, Sachiel-chan comes along to apologize for her rough treatment... and the Accidental Glomp naturally leads to a three-way, which in turn leads to Rei moving in to the Lovely Suite...
As the number of Angels and Children increase, the sexual geometries of Misato's penthouse become ever more complex; all the Shito-chans are insistent that Shinji will have to choose one of them, and they all want to be that one, but they also insist that he'll have to wait until they're all present. (Defeated Angels don't aid either side in subsequent fights, except as a cheering section.)
That's all I've got for now...
--Sam
"You got nothin' on me copper, I'm just a part-time electrician! I... I... BAD IS GOOD, BABY! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!"

You people instill no end of fear in me.
Just thought I'd mention that.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
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Defeated Angels don't aid either side in subsequent fights, except as a cheering section.

Well, I could see them stepping in against purely human opponents, like for instance the truly robotic giant armor suit and it's Catholic School Prefect pilot, sent to stop these lewd, turgid shenanigans with the Lord's Chosen Messengers - I think her name's Mana, and she's (in a different form) from one of the Eva video games? - so we can have a nun-fetish-wear girl.
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
Dr. Akagi will recover. Observe, Rei smiled. Shinji-kun, are these your clothes?
Ritsuko shot up like a spring loaded meerkat. What? Shinji-kun is naked?
See, Anata? Dr. Hentai is alive and well. - Innortal's _I Do_
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

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Misato proves to live in a penthouse apartment that appears thoroughly in excess of necessary room, especially Shinji's Lovely Suite, which is extremely spacious indeed... with much of the space taken up by an extra-large bed.

I can practically see the scene, when Asuka moves in. When she wants to put all her stuff into Shinji's room she finds all the defeated angels...waiting... for Shinji.

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Well, I could see them stepping in against purely human opponents, like for instance the truly robotic giant armor suit and it's Catholic School Prefect pilot, sent to stop these lewd, turgid shenanigans with the Lord's Chosen Messengers - I think her name's Mana, and she's (in a different form) from one of the Eva video games? - so we can have a nun-fetish-wear girl.

Hmm... Nun-fetish...What if: Chibi Usa, Veteran Speznas Ninja Commando From Hell(tm)?What if: Chibi Usa, Veteran Speznas Ninja Commando From Hell(tm)?

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If your going loli pick the smaller than the rest, computer virus angel, Iruel. The little, twisted hacker/pheromone spawn point motif makes more sense.

Point. Though going from 'childish maybe-twelve' to 'precocious fourteen' is a noticable gap... especially if we set this takeoff in 2017, which I'd call a good idea.
How the heck does 'turtle themed assault ninja' figure into porn? I just picked that trait because it seemed obligated to show up at some point and I couldn't think of anything really suited to a giant floating d8.
Although, hmm, direct neural stimulation might have potential.
Ja, -n

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"Puripuri puripuri... Bang!"

Well, on the d8 with the drill, I think the DRILL is the item to focus on. A fondness for insertion and hard pumping, both giving and receiving.
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No, I don't believe the world has gone mad. In order for it to go mad it would need to have been sane at some point.

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Well, I could see them stepping in against purely human opponents

True. Oh, and they're more than willing to head out to the combat range and go large to assist the Children in... training. [Image: smile.gif]

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(This of course builds up to End of Shito-XXX, in which Children and Angels must unite to fend off the... attentions... of the Production Series.)

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I think her name's Mana, and she's (in a different form) from one of the Eva video games?

I don't know from Iron Maiden/Steel Girlfriend/whatever, but that sounds like a plan. ("You want him to stop? This was all Daddy's idea in the first place, you know, so if anyone's being blasphemous around here it sure isn't us.")

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especially if we set this takeoff in 2017, which I'd call a good idea.

Not much point, really. People are going to be thinking of the characters' standard images no matter what age we try to claim they are.
(And infamous Sailor Moon doujinshi author Black Dog insists in an Eva context that fourteen doesn't count as loli, for what that's worth.)
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The 'Lovely Suite' came with an attached minibar. Misato had restrained herself from stocking it with beer, but somehow Shinji wasn't surprised to find the fridge filled with energy drinks. The real surprise was the bathroom's medicine cabinet. It was just as monotonous as the refrigerators, but in a different way.
"Misato? Why is there nothing here but..." He picked up one of the twenty identical pill bottles. "...'lecithin supplements?'"
"Oh, Ritsuko says you shoud take at least fifteen of those pills every day."
"What? Why?!"
"Trust me, kiddo, you're gonna need them."
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"Ach, mein GOTT!"
"...Asuka-chan, could you please not bring Daddy up while we're doing this? It's kinda freaky."
--Sam
"if that's art, then art is dirty and weird!"

Warpwizard's initial reaction:

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I lost sanity points reading that, but I'll consider its ideas deeply. Once the gouges on my face heal.

--Sam
"How the hell did I do that?"

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I lost sanity points reading that, but I'll consider its ideas deeply. Once the gouges on my face heal.

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"Ach, mein GOTT!"
"...Asuka-chan, could you please not bring Daddy up while we're doing this? It's kinda freaky."

And again two new entries for my quotefile. This thread is pure gold. [Image: smile.gif]

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What if: Chibi Usa, Veteran Speznas Ninja Commando From Hell(tm)?What if: Chibi Usa, Veteran Speznas Ninja Commando From Hell(tm)?

Unnecessary ecchiness department: you notice those Core jewels on the figurines? Those, I'm thinking, are just decoration.
The Angels' actual Cores are indeed red and glowing, but they're a lot smaller in proportion and somewhat more concealed. And attacking them is indeed a key to victory. ^.^
--Sam
"Is this a warm moment or should we be disturbed?"

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Soft-core? That's like heatless fire! Egad, man, what's the point?!

The story will last long enough to get to Tabris (let alone Matriel) that way? I mean seriously, you have no idea of balance in a story. Itll be long spam with lemon content your way. Your better off making the graphic porn aspects side stories (that have intros that lean to scene changes) or itll be one mindless series of lemon scenes. Which is a waste with all the Eva like mind games that can be played that and sense Kensuke and Toji were in the entry plug when Shamshiel was offed and they dont have their own angelling to deflect the kinky freak you can really embarrass them by making them end up in hard to explain situations that involve Shamshiel. I mean someone that drags them off into kinky situations that the female involved is never present? Comic gold, expecially if they end up tied up together in comprising situations no one can explain. (This wont work in the gigantisizing suit.)
Then you have the talking giant angle, this is ignoring a primary focus i[n Eva if the giant angels can answer questions right off the bat that takes out the entire What is going on? Why is this happening thing? Which will makes it pointless not to just use original characters. Not Shinji Shinjis are as bad as not Ranma Ranmas.
Also, the scenario as your stating it will make Shinji too tired by the time Ramiel is dealt with to do anything, but get the society destroyed for whatever reason it happens to be under attack If collapsing under its own boredom doesnt kill it first. Death by character bloat is the most common cause of harem thread/story death you just have far too many extra characters that will just accumulate so unless they get recalled or something its just not going to work right I mean if the just boink everything that moves, it will quickly be nothing, but mindless porn. Which means you might as well have Shinji play them off against each other and leave.
Read a few of the old harem threads on Anime Adventures for examples of harem thread deaths.

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How the heck does 'turtle themed assault ninja' figure into porn? I just picked that trait because it seemed obligated to show up at some point and I couldn't think of anything really suited to a giant floating d8.

Ninja: La Blue girl. Turtle: Shell: portable private room she can lock anyone she doesnt want to come in out of. Private time as Ramiel is shy, as shown by how she attacks anyone near her, with kill shots.

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Well, on the d8 with the drill, I think the DRILL is the item to focus on. A fondness for insertion and hard pumping, both giving and receiving.

Drills fail to pump drills spin in one direction at a time and penetrate things. That was the point of the kill shots ninjitsu is all about quick, one hit kills. As are Ramiels laser beams the drill is more a relentlessness thing. Turtle up (all defense mode) an concentrate on one task which means shell be prone to locking herself away and doing personal project (like carving things or painting tiny models and figures) or wringing every last bit of energy out of Shinji.

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The Angels' actual Cores are indeed red and glowing, but they're a lot smaller in proportion and somewhat more concealed. And attacking them is indeed a key to victory. ^.^

Or maybe their gigantasizing device. They have to get that big somehow. So far Lurker your acting like youd rent Titanic just to fast forward to the nudity and pause it.
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one mindless series of lemon scenes

And there's something wrong with that?

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ignoring a primary focus of EVA

What, 'everything continues on a downward spiral of existential angst until humanity goes plop because of the pressure?'
Again, failing to see a problem.
I mean, honestly guys, this is not what one could call a 'serious project' by any stretch of the imagination. It wasn't born as one, and won't die as one, so why force it to try and be one?

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Not Shinji Shinjis are as bad as not Ranma Ranmas.

True. Though one ought to note that Shinji Shinjis are often worse.

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rent Titanic just to fast forward to the nudity and pause it.

*raises eyebrow* Y'know, from where I'm sitting, that was about the only even remotely worthwhile thing about that movie, and even then, it wasn't very well done.
You need a better analogy, guv. Badly.
-Griever
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm

Well, I would have made some kind of trenchant reply, but Griever beat me to it. (Thanks, BTW.)
I'm thinking that the Angels simply refuse to explain a lot about what's really going on. (If they even know. When He gives you marching orders, you don't ask a whole lot of questions.)
And I wouldn't rent Titanic even if it had a hardcore porn sequence. (They stole their best line from a Simpsons episode, for gods' sake!)
--Sam
"Last night I almost had a lucid moment."

And as for Shinji: while you might think his self-esteem would be going through the roof, I suspect that the sheer weirdness of the situation will be putting a lot of pressure on him. As does the insistence that "in the end there can be only one" (now you die, Highlander!), which makes his situation more complicated with each battle, which could very well cause him to run away once or twice... (Of course, the girls will be hunting him down.)
--Sam
"Blood covers The City like a big red afghan."

Necratoid: You're thinking too much.
I found a couple of image galleries that might be of some assistance - one of stuff from a Princess Maker type game where you raise a Rei, the other from Girlfriend of Steel.
Raising Ayanami Project
Girlfriend of Steel
I got some Rei-standing-there-in-plug-suit images, now if I could just find images of the freakin' angels I could try to fill out the ranks beyond the official Angel-XX art.
- CD
ETA: Thanks EML - I hadn't gotten through all of those yet - the Bandai Cardass 2 set has images of the engels as well, inluding one that's not just vague glowy lava shapes for Sandalphon - and in the Evas section is one of Unit-01 vs. the unseen 18th Angel, which I remember reading about having been part of one of Bandai's fan event th8ings - they took a bunch of picture submissions, picked one, did some official art, and pronounced it the official 18th, despite the line about humanity being the 18th themselves. Either that, or it was what Lilith would have taken for an attack form if Gendo had succeeded in geting Adam into contact with her... Aside from the contest and being pronounced official parts, it's fuzzy.
ETA2: Oh yeah - look at the image of Central Dogma near the bottom of this page and tell me it wasn't pervy from the beginning!
END OF ATA: Important note: DON'T MAKE MATARIEL CRY!!SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
A kung-fu nun in a leather thong was no less extreme than anything else he had seen that day. - Rev. Dark's IST: Holy Sea World
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

Here you go. Only small images, but it's a start. [Image: smile.gif]

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...and I suddenly realize that Leriel should be played by Miho from Megatokyo. Endlessly manipulative and darkly cute.
--Sam
"Elf finger magic. I hate that."
ETA: Check page 4 of that Ayanami gallery, there are some good shots of various Angels there.

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look at the image of Central Dogma near the bottom of this page and tell me it wasn't pervy from the beginning!

...? I'm missing something, and that's weird, because I'd have bet good money on my ability to find the hentai in anything. ^.^
--Sam
"Super-powers? Bah! Who needs 'em? I've got a hand grenade!"

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