Elsa Bibat
08-30-2008, 05:50 PM
It's been lost to the mists of 4chan - and with wikichan down it'll probably be gone forever but here's the best parts for the sheer epicness of
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Sailor Moon has the most useful power.
In a game I played once, I was Sailor Mars and had level 4 in Elemental Control (fire). So when I got captured by the Dark Kingdom and mindraped by Metallia,
I wound up setting Tokyo ablaze and killing thousands.
I was ever so grateful to Usagi-chan when she undid all that after we killed Metallia.
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Well, there's the obviously just mentioned part where Rei became a psycho evil bitch who burned down most of Tokyo and mercilessly slaughtered thousands
on an insane rampage of destruction. God that was fun.
Then there was the time one of Princess Serenity's best friends escaped from the crystal prison she'd been put in back during the Silver Millenium
for her crimes of summoning demons and killing a few hundred people herself. She massacred quite a lot of people on her return, and along with the other
ex-prisoners kicked our asses a few times before we finally defeated her. And as she was on her knees, shaking and apologising... Sailor Venus drilled her
head with a Crescent Beam, execution style.
Then Chibi Usa appeared, except instead of coming from the future, she'd come from a parallel universe where the sailor senshi had all been killed by the
Black Moon sisters in that episode where they had the dimensional rift weapon. The two sisters that had earlier went good were brainwashed again and sent to
our world after Chibi Usa, and pretty mercilessly killed by the PCs before we went to the other world to clean up the mess before it spread to ours. There we
found a bleak world conquered by the Black Moon but at the same time slowly unravelling due to the paradox that the Black Moon family should never have
appeared without the sailor senshi around to create Crystal Tokyo. We killed the fuck out of the remaining sisters along with Rubeus before rescuing our
dimensional counterparts from the rift they'd been imprisoned in and telling them all about how we'd killed the black moon sisters they'd
befriended.
So many fun memories...
Quote: The final arc of the game involved a confrontation with a person searching for the Silver Crystal, claiming it had been stolen from him ages ago.
This presented a few problems for us. The original Silver Crystal had shattered after we killed Metallia back at the start of the game. However, we'd
adopted Chibi Usa from the alternate universe mentioned earlier - she could never go home because her future no longer existed, but her own existence was
sustained by... the Silver Crystal, which she held inside of her.
His general modus operandi was to appear before a large gathering of people, freeze them in place, and look inside them for the crystal. Being magical girls,
the sailor senshi were immune to this freezing, which caught his attention and led to a ridiculously one-sided battle in which he utterly dominated the
senshi and the deathbusters (we may have killed a lot of people that survived in the anime, but we actually did manage to save the Witches 5, who became
awesome magitech allies). Desperate, Sailor Moon used the power of the Holy Grail (which was still around because we never fought Pharaoh 90 directly, nor
had Sailor Saturn awaken fully, thanks to our quick defeat of the Deathbusters) to drive him off, but not before we caught a glimpse of his utterly immense
spiritual power which up till then had been completely masked.
Using the Deathbuster's equipment and Sailor Mercury's computer, we analysed a recording of the battle to discover that our foe was not actually a
man at all. He was an artifical construct - a sentient bridge between this universe and a 'pocket universe'. Said pocket universe existed for only
one reason: a power source. Tapping into the complete energy of an entire cosmos under his control, he was effectively omnipotent in this universe. But his
power had been sealed, with the Silver Crystal being the key to his full potential.
Unfortunately, he attacked Rei's shrine next. This time Rei failed her check to resist being frozen, but Hotaru who was working there part time as a miko
did not. She was an NPC, so none of us saw what happened, but whatever it was caused Sailor Saturn to awaken fully, driving our foe off in Rei's defence
but being horribly wounded in the process.
Our backs against the wall against this overwhelmingly powerful foe, we came up with a desperate plan. Getting our most powerful members to attack him head
on, they would cause his 'null field' to break like it had when Sailor Moon used the Holy Grail. At this point, everyone else would hit him with
everything they had to destroy his physical form before he fled. Apparently the risk of this causing a catastrophic release of energy from his pocket
universe and annihilating the milky way galaxy was less than 50/50.
Unfortunately our foe found us before we could fully prepare our own attack, and even worse, it was while Rei was babysitting Chibi Usa. Close proximity to
him caused the girl to revert to a silvery-pink crystal that he wasted no effort in obtaining; his attempts to warp reality and sieze the Crystal from Rei
managing to tear her left arm out its socket and shatter her right forearm in several places while she somehow retained a desperate grip.
The other senshi plus our deathbuster and space elf allies all made their way quickly to join the battle at the roof of Mugen Gakuen, inflicting a horrendous
barrage of attacks including a 4x critical from Sailor Jupiter that utterly destroyed the top floor of the building.
This seemed only to piss him off, however, releasing a wide area attack that stunned all of the senshi, giving him time to grab the crystal and absorb it.
Removed of all limits, he healed himself in an instant, utterly ignoring a furious desperate attack from Sailor Moon as he prepared to end her life,
savouring the moment of revenge against one who reminded him of the woman who had stolen the crystal oh so long ago.
Then, amazingly, Chibi Usa spoke from within the living weapon. She tried with all her might to restrain his immense power, all of her friends desperately
encouraging her, but to no avail. He was simply too strong. So instead she sacrificed herself, shattering the crystal to re-limit his power and fully heal
all of her loved ones.
Filled with rage and grief, the Sailor Senshi laid into the monster with a vengeance, The remaining Deathbusters also arriving by this point to assist in the
battle. Hit by Usagi's final attack with the Holy Grail, he was finally and utterly overwhelmed by the mass beamspam, and everything went black...
Waking up an unknown time later, the girls saw they had won, and the Galaxy hadn't been destroyed. But victory tasted like ashes after the brave and
selfless sacrifice of one little girl who had already lost so much in her tragically short life.
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>Okay, just for laughs: what is the ceapest kill any of you scored in the Sailor Moon RPG?
>Mine was: A monster aproached our group over a rope bridge, so Ami froze our end of the bringe and shattered the frozen
ropes.
We were fighting a balloon type youma that was utterly impervious to all of our sparkly beamspam. After a few rounds of futile combat, Sailor Mercury scanned
it with her computer and reported that it was exceptionally vulnerable to stabbing.
So Sailor Venus grabbed Artemis and hucked the screaming mooncat at the youma, which promptly exploded as he landed claws-first.
Good times.