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This resulted from Stormgear and myself tossing notes back and forth on what the ultimate Good End for Fate/Stay/Night would be....and mutated into a massive Fate/Zero&Fate/Stay/Night crossover Perfect End where everyone lives together and has wacky hijinx.
Character sheets for Fate/Stay/Night and Fate/Zero, courtesy of TV Tropes, for reference.

Quote:[05:58] OpMegs: ....honestly, can you imagine an alternate
Nasuverse where the entire servants of both wars (minus True Assassin and
Kiritsugu Caster) are hanging out?

[05:58] OpMegs: Lancer and Lancer are drinking buddies!

[05:59] Stormgear: Yes.

[05:59] Stormgear: Yes indeed.

[05:59] Stormgear: Reminiscing on a war nobody else seems to
care about.

[05:59] OpMegs: Iskander noogies Gil whenever he gets too
full of himself!

[05:59] Stormgear: Shirou is the adopted son of Kiritsugu
Emiya and Emiliya Einsburn!

[05:59] OpMegs: Ilya has a wonderful, full family!

[06:00] Stormgear: Yes indeed!

[06:00] Stormgear: Kiritsugu is concerned and somewhat
impressed at Shirou's ability to attract women. Less so in Shirou's older
brother.

[06:00] OpMegs: And Berserker cuts down Christmas trees for
orphans.

[06:00] Stormgear: Berserker RUNS THE ORPHANAGE.

[06:00] OpMegs: And he was the most beloved monster looking
giant ever

[06:01] Stormgear: Indeed.

[06:01] Stormgear: ;_;

[06:01] OpMegs: Also, Sakura was never adopted.

[06:01] Stormgear: ...

[06:01] Stormgear: Yes indeed.

[06:01] Stormgear: The Matous are a normal, if dysfunctional
family.

[06:01] Stormgear: With Epic Level Housemaid: Rider-san.

[06:01] Stormgear: Assisted by Epic-Level Combat Butler, Assassin.

[06:01] Stormgear: (True Assassin.)

[06:01] OpMegs: Caster is happily married

[06:02] OpMegs: and teaching Chemistry at the local school

[06:02] Stormgear: Kojiro is their bodyguard.

[06:02] Stormgear: As a favor to DEATH-SENSEI.

[06:02] Stormgear: And because he's a freeloader.

[06:02] Stormgear: Caster tolerates him because he attracts
girls for her to throw in costumes.

[06:02] OpMegs: He and True Assassin get together some days
to arm wrestle

[06:03] Stormgear: It's always a stalemate because True
Assassin always uses his petrified arm.

[06:03] OpMegs: And the Black Knight keeps following Saber
around

[06:03] OpMegs: Everyone thinks it's kinda weird, but he's
okay otherwise

[06:04] OpMegs: Most people assign it to an unrequited crush

[06:04] Stormgear: >_>

[06:04] Stormgear: _>

[06:12] OpMegs: Also, Kotomine is....um...at the same monastery
as Shinji. His only joy comes from smacking the boy over the head with a ruler.

[06:12] Stormgear: He is then smacked over the head by the
new nun in town.

[06:12] Stormgear: Both enjoy physically abusing Shinji.

[06:13] OpMegs: .....Taiga!

[06:13] Stormgear: Taiga is still Taiga.

[06:13] Stormgear: Not much needs to change.

[06:13] Stormgear: Except that she's the school Kendo
Instructor.

[06:13] OpMegs: Though she and Caster have collaborated on
costuming for the school plays

[06:13] Stormgear: Mitsuzuru is somehow working at the Mato
residence.

[06:13] OpMegs: She always wonders where Caster gets all
these wonderful clothes.

[06:14] Stormgear: ...So are all of her friends. Many
believe it's because of Rider-San and a good deal of blackmail.

[06:14] Stormgear: Caster designed their uniforms on
request.

[06:14] OpMegs: Rin is not unappreciative of the new
uniforms

[06:14] OpMegs: They're a bit revealing, but the view on the
female student bod-er.....um. Yes. Totally improper. Yes.

[06:15] OpMegs: Outrage, um....shame.....where's Saber....

[06:15] Stormgear: Saber and Shirou are, of course, fianced.

[06:15] OpMegs: Of course.

[06:15] OpMegs: The wedding is expected to be the biggest
event the town's ever seen

[06:16] OpMegs: Of course, there was a slight
misunderstanding and Saber almost ended up wearing a suit

[06:17] Stormgear: The Dress is also a Caster-Creation.

[06:17] Stormgear: It may or may not be legal to wear in
public.

[06:18] Stormgear: Rider is suspiciously competent at a
range of fields. She teaches history at school, and somehow still finds time to
be the Mato Family Maid.

[06:18] Stormgear: She... also never seems to sleep. The
class suspects her of being a vampire. They're wrong.

[06:18] Stormgear: She's really more of a succubus.

[06:19] OpMegs: Archer and Gilgamesh are considered the
great rivals of the town

[06:19] OpMegs: It's all in good fun, but they can't help
competing at anything

[06:19] OpMegs: The last eating contest emptied out all the
curry in town

[06:19] Stormgear: Shirou ultimately gets dragged in.

[06:20] Stormgear: Somewhere, in a distant church, a Nun
collapsed in tears.

[06:20] Stormgear: (Ciel senpai detects a disturbance in the
FORCE.

[06:21] OpMegs: Also, at night, there is sometimes drag
racing

[06:21] OpMegs: Iskander, Rider, and Saber are known to
trade the top three spots constantly

[06:23] Stormgear: Nobody quite... knows why Iskander is so
popular.

[06:23] Stormgear: For whatever reason, his words somehow
seem irresistible.

[06:23] OpMegs: He's also great fun at football games.

[06:23] OpMegs: Though he takes up half the couch

[06:24] OpMegs: Gil has challenged Taiga at the kendo club
once a week for months

[06:24] OpMegs: He never wins, despite bringing a new sword
every time

[06:24] OpMegs: He is flummoxed by this

[06:24] OpMegs: Saber just watches and giggles quietly

[06:25] OpMegs: She also has a second storage house behind
her and Shirou's place for her plushie collection

[06:25] Stormgear: He has declared it his new goal to obtain
the mythical Taiga-Shinai

[06:25] OpMegs: It's actually smaller than it should be due
to spatial warping via her Gate of Avalon, which is needed to store all of
them.

[06:26] OpMegs: She got advice from Gil on how to store all
of them because he has so much stuff himself after all

[06:26] Stormgear: ...And of course, because Gil is
powerless before Saber.

[06:27] OpMegs: He's the unlucky childhood friend

[06:27] OpMegs: He's known Saber the whole time, but it was
one look between her and Shirou and boom

[06:27] OpMegs: love at first sight

[06:27] OpMegs: Kiritsugu was amused, but greatly pleased to
have Saber as an official part of the family

[06:28] Stormgear: Because Saber was, too, Kiritsugu's
student.

[06:28] Stormgear: Long, long ago.

---
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

You realize of course that this can only happen if Archer wins the grail: Alone... After all, he can easily know exactly how to pull it off simply from
cheating and foreknowledge of what happens... of course, after a few years his wife will realize that him and Shirou look disturbingly familiar. That could be
written off until he starts perfecting his signature moves... and that could be written off as an descendant... however once his rep starts forming... then
again it means this all ends in a destructive Benny Hill style chase scene. Assuming that Archer isn't his top skill/power level simply because Saber
kills him in the fallout... the relationship polygon(s) are going to need 3D holographic charts.

Then again, all wishes are accomplished through destruction...so whatever Archer manages to state as a single wish much involve enough commas and semi colons
to form an army.

I would read this. I would so, so read this.
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

*Slams down a rubber stamp, leaving a bold legend in red*

[size=large]MADE WITH
100%

EPIC WIN

I'd be spending more time reading/playing F/sn if not for the fact that I was only able to install it on the family desktop and not my laptop. -_- I'm
only at Saber's summoning; I haven't reached any decisions that make any difference if you haven't already finished Fate.

---

Pronounced "shy guy."

This came up in the Rokugan AIM game's OOC channel while we were coming up on our start time.

[21:09] eowopmegs: I'm still amused by the number of people that enjoyed the Fate/Stay/Everyone crossover concept
[21:09] YuushaOhGai: XD
[21:09] YuushaOhGai: Fate/Stay What?
[21:09] YuushaOhGai: XD
[21:09] eowopmegs: Which was me and Storm, both half-asleep, bullshitting. :lol
[21:10] YuushaOhGai: Oh God.
[21:10] YuushaOhGai: I remember that.
[21:10] YuushaOhGai: XD
[21:10] eowopmegs: Does that make it Fate/Stay/Fumuffoo?
[21:10] VallesUF: ...I feel like I -should- remember that...
[21:10] YuushaOhGai: It should.
[21:10] YuushaOhGai: I feel like I should remember it -better-.
[21:10] eowopmegs: It's the one where the whole Grail War plotline is dropped and the cast becomes a situational comedy.
[21:11] YuushaOhGai: I just remember that Medea and Rider are both teachers.
[21:11] YuushaOhGai: ...And Saber works in Caster's Maid Cafe.
[21:11] YuushaOhGai: (Costume Cafe.)
[21:11] eowopmegs: And Berserker runs an orphanage
[21:11] YuushaOhGai: And Saber is Shirou's childhood friend.
[21:11] YuushaOhGai: Archer is Shirou's jealous older brother (because he's not the Harem Focus)
[21:11] eowopmegs: Though he's trying with Rider's hot twin sisters.
[21:11] VallesUF: Shinji is the Chew Toy?
[21:11] eowopmegs: Yes.
[21:11] YuushaOhGai: Kiritsugu is a proud father who boozes up with Kotomine and Mayor Iskander every so often.
[21:11] VallesUF: Approved!
[21:11] YuushaOhGai: Yes indeed.
[21:12] KerianValentine: I looked up
[21:12] KerianValentine: saw Shinji
[21:12] KerianValentine: And instead of thinking Ikari I thought "Shinjiro"
[21:12] YuushaOhGai: (Iskander became mayor just because he's ISKANDER.)
[21:12] YuushaOhGai: Also, Illya and her mother are part of the Emiya House.
[21:12] eowopmegs: http://drunkardswalkforums.yuku.com/topic/6160
[21:13] eowopmegs: And dueling combat butler and ninja maids True Assassin and Rider
[21:13] VallesUF: Hm, that'd get in the way of Rider-sensei, wouldn't it?
[21:13] YuushaOhGai: Rider-Sen is...
[21:13] eowopmegs: Nope. She....doesn't seem to need to sleep
[21:13] YuushaOhGai: She's known around town as Rider The Gorgeous Miracle.
[21:14] YuushaOhGai: Because she can apparantly be in three places at once.
[21:14] KerianValentine: So I'm forced to aask
[21:14] KerianValentine: Are we starting? x3
[21:14] YuushaOhGai: In 15.
[21:14] KerianValentine: AHa
[21:15] KerianValentine: Coo'
[21:16] eowopmegs: That, and I still find the image of Gil as Saber's Unlucky Childhood Friend amusing as hell
[21:17] YuushaOhGai: Yeaaaah.
[21:17] YuushaOhGai: He's also Local Rich Bancho and Eagle Scout.
[21:21] VallesUF: So, lessee.
[21:21] VallesUF: The Shirou Sweeps would contain, at minimum, Sakura, Rin, and Saber, right?
[21:22] YuushaOhGai: Yes.
[21:22] YuushaOhGai: And, inevitibly, Mitsuzuru.
[21:22] VallesUF: Would Rider only be interested in case of ecchi doujin, or is that at all supported in canon?
[21:22] eowopmegs: It's supported in Fate Hollow Atraxia, but that's literally Avenger rewriting reality subconsciously.
[21:23] eowopmegs: Via the Holy Grail
[21:23] eowopmegs: though it amusingly confirms that Rider does swing both ways.
[21:23] VallesUF: So, FHA is lotus-eater crack?
[21:23] YuushaOhGai: XD
[21:23] YuushaOhGai: Yeah.
[21:23] YuushaOhGai: More or less
[21:24] VallesUF: ...Why am I so bizzarely amused by the idea that, as 'normal' as she looks, Rider has prehensile hair?
[21:24] YuushaOhGai: I love Rider.
[21:24] YuushaOhGai: So bad.
[21:24] eowopmegs: She's got more than that.
[21:25] eowopmegs: The duel with Shinji at the school.
[21:25] VallesUF: Indeed.
[21:25] eowopmegs: Uh...damn.
[21:25] eowopmegs: She's....flexible
[21:25] YuushaOhGai: Yeah.
[21:25] YuushaOhGai: She's...
[21:25] YuushaOhGai: More flexible than Mika will ever be.
[21:25] YuushaOhGai: (And has better hair)
[21:25] eowopmegs: Thrown twenty feet, lands on her fingertips, keeps herself supported in that position, before rotating her legs down from spread to the grond
[21:25] eowopmegs: ground
[21:26] VallesUF: About the same length, but a much more interesting color.
[21:26] eowopmegs: Though the anime directors were dicks
[21:26] YuushaOhGai: And Rider's is prehensile.
[21:26] YuushaOhGai: She will never let you leave bed.
[21:26] YuushaOhGai: -Ever-
[21:26] YuushaOhGai: ( ::Wishes there was a Rider Route:: )
[21:26] eowopmegs: They completely fail to acknowledge any possibility that Rider is anyone's but Shinji's.
[21:26] eowopmegs: ....until she dies
[21:26] YuushaOhGai: ( ::And a caster route:: )
[21:26] eowopmegs: And you see Sakura in the window.
[21:27] VallesUF: *nodnod*
[21:27] eowopmegs: Watching the blast. :lol
[21:27] eowopmegs: Those bastards. :lol
[21:27] YuushaOhGai: Yeah. D=
[21:27] VallesUF: (a Rider Route would be awesome)
[21:27] YuushaOhGai: (But yeah. Rider would never allow you to leave bed unless it's like, bathroom. Or food.)
[21:27] YuushaOhGai: (And she'd probably feed you Dream Energy anyway.)
[21:28] eowopmegs: I'm actually looking into picking up the game
[21:28] eowopmegs: since I'm almost done with the anime
[21:28] YuushaOhGai: I wanna DL it and play it.
[21:28] YuushaOhGai: (Rider Route~
[21:28] VallesUF: I'm dissapointed, still, that the animators chose the least interesting ending for the show.
[21:28] eowopmegs: Through the Caster arc, and Gil's proven his Eviller Than Thou cred.
[21:28] YuushaOhGai: Yeah.
[21:28] YuushaOhGai: I uh.
[21:28] YuushaOhGai: The UBW Movie should be fun.
[21:29] YuushaOhGai: And I really hope they give us the Good End.
[21:29] YuushaOhGai: (AKA: Harem End.)
[21:29] eowopmegs: I find the dub hilarious for one reason.
[21:29] YuushaOhGai: We know Rin is bi.
[21:29] YuushaOhGai: And Saber
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."