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Because it isn't really a crossover:

http://tattuinardoelasaga.wordpress.com ... ndic-saga/]Star Wars, the Edda

More later, as we (re-)discover them...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/97/Nov/grendel.html]Beowulf: Another Brick in The Hall
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
Mm. That second one reminds me of a project I started a while back to convert all of "The Wall" into the Harry Potter story. Let's see if I can find my notes, and if there's enough there to make it worth posting them.

Okay, back. Less done on this than I thought, but a few good ideas... I should really go back to this and finish it some day.

Quote:"In the Flesh?" – 3:16

"....we apparated in?"

So you
Thought you
Might like to go to the school.
To get a Wizard education,
That wand-waving drool.
Tell me, is something eluding you, muggle?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out what's within these stone walls
You'll just have to make your way through the Great Hall.

(put last words of the Potters here)

("Lights! Turn on the sound effects! Action!"
"Drop it, drop it on 'em! Drop it on them!!!!!" )

"The Thin Ice" – 2:27

Riddle hates the baby
And the parents too
And the house may seem safe to you babe
But then there's Pettigrew
And ooooh Baby
Ooooh baby blue
Oooooh babe.

...

"Another Brick in the Wall (Part I)" – 3:21

Parents dead from evil magic
Nothing left -- no memory
Dursleys lie or dodge the question
Mummy what else did you leave for me?
Mummy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?
All in all it was just a brick in the ward.
All in all it was all just bricks in the ward.

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, freak!"


"The Happiest Days of Our Lives" – 1:46

When I grew up in the Dursley home
Every day was torture and they'd try to
Hurt and use me any way they could

"OOF!" [someone being hit]

(ALT:
When I grew up and went to school
There were certain creatures who
Would hurt the children any way they could.
Like mountain trolls in bathrooms
Or dogs with three big heads
Or petrifying snake-things
That lived within the plumbing in the walls.
)

"Another Brick in the Wall (Part II)" – 4:00

(...no need to change this at all!)

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the ward.
All in all you're just another brick in the ward.

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the ward.
All in all you're just another brick in the ward.

"Wrong, do it again!"
"If you don't cast that spell, you can't have any Quiddithc. How can you have any Quidditch if you don't cast that spell?"
"You! Yes, you in the broom closet, stand still laddy!"

"Mother" – 5:32

Mother what'd you do to Voldemort?
Mother did you really cast a ward?
Mother do you think he'll try to resurrect?
Mother ...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.