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paladindythe

I had to share this, from The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Quantum Leap and
Friends.
The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!
Oh, boy.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Magic School Bus and Something Awful. The story should use a plague as a plot device!"
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
You think that's bad?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining DuckTales and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!"
Um.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and Lost in Space. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!"
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

paladindythe

And then it gives almost reasonable ones:
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Final Fantasy X and
Everquest.
The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!"
Heh, I like this one:

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Beauty & the Beast and 4chan. The story should use trying out for a sports team as a plot device!"

-WFalling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes

Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home

Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head

Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead
I love these threads.
Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Nancy Drew and
Final Fantasy 6.
The story should use incest as a plot device!
Yessss
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
The HELL!?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Bubble Bobble and Road Rules. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!
Quote:Bubble Bobble and Road Rules

That's PERFECT! It'd be a series of 'Round Table' debates between two men in dinosaur costumes, Bub, and Bob, and a bunch of twenty-something imbeciles, in a motorhome being driven across the states!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Jeffersons and Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. The story should use rape as a plot device!

Bah! That's too easy. After all, watching an episode of MXE counts as being raped.
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If you become a monster to put down a monster you've still got a monster running around at the end of the day and have as such not really solved the whole monster problem at all. 
Sanity Loss: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Diff'rent Strokes and Rosemary's Baby. The story should use puberty as a plot device!
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"Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV

CattyNebulart

ooh a kinky musical, that could actually work;

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog and Army of Darkness. The story should use bondage as a plot device!
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
Your challenge is to
write crossover fanfiction combining
Thundercats and
Family Circus.
The story should use oral sex as a plot device!
O.O;
--Sam
"If that's art, then art is dirty and weird!"
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Magic School Bus and Bioshock. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

*chokes while laughing*
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Neil Patrick Harris and
Animal Crossing.
The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!
That doesn't seem too hard. 
Edit:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Teen Titans and
the Muppet Show.
The story should use aliens as a plot device!
Why can't I get any good ones?
2nd Edit:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Calvin & Hobbes and
Captain America.
The story should use going away to college as a plot device!
Third times the charm, I guess.
Final Edit:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Metroid and
The Powerpuff Girls.
The story should use as a plot device!
What the heck?  No plot device?  Proof:
[Image: noplotdevice.th.jpg]
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

paladindythe

Jorlem Wrote:Final Edit:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Metroid and
The Powerpuff Girls.
The story should use as a plot device!
What the heck?  No plot device?  Proof:
[Image: noplotdevice.th.jpg]
Uploaded with ImageShack.us
Yup, it seems there's a possible blank entry that comes up.  Probably put an extra blank line on the end of the data file(s).
Cobalt Greywalker Wrote:You think that's bad?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining DuckTales and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!"

Am I the only one who thought "Oh come on, it practically writes itself!"

Maybe that's just from hanging out in a community where people laugh at badly written porn though.

Bob Schroeck Wrote:"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and Lost in Space. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!"

Plot twist: It turns out hell isn't actually invading!

-Morgan. Or something like that, I could be remembering what *does* happen in Doom wrong...
Quote:hanging out in a community where people laugh at badly written porn though.

Oh, dish, dish!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
You'd better believe it's NSFW.

Have fun.

Or, you know, run screaming away. That's also a common reaction.

-Morgan.
ahhh, I've been getting reports from that, it looks like quite the bit of fun.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

SCM Writer of 2814

Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Shrek and
Superman.
The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device!
Hmm....
CRACK MODE!
fade to black...
Quote:"So... you're an ogre?" Superman asked the big green man with the weird ears.
Shrek nodded. "Yeah. It's my kids' first day of high school. I'm just making sure they get in all right, not eat anyone, you know how it is." A tear slid down his cheek. It struck hte sidewalk and sizzled beginning to dif its way to the sewers. "They grow up so fast. You?"
"My clone," Superman said, waving to an embarrassed-looking Connor. "Wanted ot make sure he actualyl went instead of going off to waste his opportunity to get an education by fighting crime. He doesn't understand that you need a college degreee to be able to outwit the really nasty supervillains, otherwise you're stuck with criminals like the Rainbow Riders."
"Who?"
"Exactly."
Bring it on! There is no Crack I can't write, no terrible Idea (whose subjects i know, of course) I cannot make real!
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I am the LORD OF THE CRACK!
Check out said crack:
Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke
You shouldn't have said that.
Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Atlas Shrugged and
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
The story should use a vacation as a plot device!
Good luck. Big Grin
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

SCM Writer of 2814

Uh, I'm using the 'I don't know those series' clause of my declaration. Though the Ducktales/Powerpuff Girls one...
Though what counts as a creepy internet fetish?
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I am the LORD OF THE CRACK!
Check out said crack:
Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke
Ok, how about one of these then:
Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Kingdom Hearts and
Muppet Babies.
The story should use shopping for a Wii as a plot device!
Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Friends and
Ice Climbers.
The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!
Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
West Side Story and
Batman.
The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device!
Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Penny Arcade and
Barack Obama.
The story should use regicide as a plot device!
EDIT:
Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
A-Team and
Samurai Jack.
The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!
Edit again:
Three more, then I'll stop.
Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
the Muppet Show and
the Princess Bride.
The story should use a vacation as a plot device!
Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining
Neon Genesis Evangelion and
Spongebob Squarepants.
The story should use martial arts as a plot device!
Quote:Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Animorphs and
Godzilla.
The story should use a plague as a plot device!
Animorphs and Godzilla would actually be kinda cool.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

SCM Writer of 2814

*grins evilly, cracks CRACK knuckles* Let's see...
In order:
Quote:Roxas sighed. First he'd needed to find 99 baby Dalmations and now he had to trade a little black box for a big silver box for a purple cube thing to get he munny to buy a big white box so that some weird little babies would give him a new Keychain. It was official. The fetch-quests could no longer be justified by the plot...
Quote:"We can make it!" Phoebe cried as she leapt, her ice-pick slamming into the level above them and tearing a hole. She shrieked, darting back as a walrus fell through. "Hurry! Follow me!"
"We're not gonna make it!" Joey cried, but followed after her.
"Don't say that! The prophecy says if we reach the top, we'll get an eleventh season! don't give up!" Monica cried. "GO TEAM MONICA!"
"Someone shoot me," Chandler moaned.
Quote:"It's over Music Meister!" Batman declared. "The Sharks, and Jets and I have you surrounded! There is no escape!"
"Wrong, Batman!" The Music Meister said as he faced off against the two snapping gangs and the DorkDark Knight. "Not as long as I have... THIS!"
"The Millennium Guitar Pick!" Batman declared. "You FIEND!"
"That's right! And I challenge you all to a Dark Game!" Music Meister said, activating the artifact. "I challenge you... to a DARK ROCK BAND TOURNAMENT!"
There were gasps. Batman's eyes narrowed, then he reached into his utility belt and pulled out the Bat-Coolshades. "Bring it on."
Quote:And now, on Penny Arcade: Barack Obama is accused of being behind the death of the King of Pop! Close sources claim "there's only room for one cool black guy in a white job in America..."
Hey, it's technically regicide...

Quote:Samurai jack frowned. "Where are my pants?"
Face paused, in wiping his shoes. "Oh, were these yours?"
Quote:Gendo stared at the giant yellow abominations of a sea creature. "Kill it," he said, and there was much rejoicing.
"You heard the man," Misato said. "Crack up the CD!"
The CD was cranked.
"We're going kung-fu fighting..."
"Will Smith Junior Lame-o snake style attack!" Shinji cried.
Quote:The Animorphs were dying. They'd contracted plague on a crazy mission that involved stowing away on a Yeerk garbage scow, ending up in Japan, meeting Yakuza nice people, and now they're only hope to survive was to get a new morph.
They looked up at the thing that had just breathed the Yeerks out of orbit.
"I have found my true species," Rachel moaned. "Dibs on the giant lizard DNA!"
I'm getting around to finding Princess Bride, ok? Ask me then...
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I am the LORD OF THE CRACK!
Check out said crack:
Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke
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