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Ladies and gentlemen... presenting Zero Punctuation.
its a collection of audio visual game reviews done by Yahtzee Croshaw over at the Escapist mag
Warning NSFW for bad language and probability of letting loose gut wrenching laughter during review

www.escapistmagazine.com/...unctuation_______________________________
We're definitely playing this game wrong. I thought Vampire was supposed to be a game of personal horror, not about ninja magic-carpet airstrikes at night.
- A friend after playing a session of Dark Ages Vampire.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. THERE IS ONLY WAR!
-Same friend.
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

My god this guy is hilarious! A bit of an ass, but that's quite alright, considering he's doing reviews. Reviewers are SUPPOSED to be asses. He's downright entertaining about it. -Logan
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"Wake up! Time for SCIENCE!"
-Adam Savage
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his review of psychonaughts is spot on.-Terry
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"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint Exupery
"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." - Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)
Mary Sue's theme music
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

I love his reviews - the high speed erudition combined with the hyped up graphic presentation.
Plus, he has uttered one of the greatest lines ever written in the English Language.
"In the bad ending you are some kind of hybrid of Hitler and Skeletor whose very piss is pure liquid malevolence."

Apparently before the escapist magazine, Yahtzee had posted two reviews on youtube which is what got him noticed
www.youtube.com/user/yahtzee19_______________________________
We're definitely playing this game wrong. I thought Vampire was supposed to be a game of personal horror, not about ninja magic-carpet airstrikes at night.
- A friend after playing a session of Dark Ages Vampire.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. THERE IS ONLY WAR!
-Same friend.
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

Just thought I'd give this one a bump since Yahtzee has put up a few more of his scathingly funny reviews in the last few weeks. Some truly gut-bustingly funny stuff!
-Logan
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"Wake up! Time for SCIENCE!"
-Adam Savage
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