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FRom Skippy's List blog
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
Oh my God, I have never heard of someone so successfully subverting Army mandatory fun.
That's just win.
Makes me rather ashamed of myself, since the last time I was stuck participating in such a, er, fun-building esprit de corps event, I, er... well. Suffice to say I took charge of making a new company mascot costume. Largely because it was better than being in it. Not that the poor sod who actually did end up in it appreciated my efforts. ("Okay, now you gotta take your shirt off, and we'll strap the wings to you." "WHAT?")
But just turning the damn thing around like that?
-- Acyl
If I had a hat, it'd be off to Skippy.-- Bob
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One of the primary differences between the Left and the Right is their attitude toward the Future. The Radical wants the Future to have gotten here yesterday. The Reactionary wants the Future quietly shot and the corpse buried where no one can find it.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.