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So, over on the rpg.net Other Media boards(registration required), user Shadowjack has been watching the Sailor Moon anime from the beginning and giving a hilarious breakdown of each episode and his thoughts on the series as he goes. He just reached the end of the Jadeite arc which he capped off with this:












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Epsilon
Seriously, registration is free and this thread is worth reading form the beginning. It's hilarious. I also recommend [Where I Watch] Bleach

It's funny because it's true.

"Our Lady of Smoking Craters"

"Contestant #3: Rei, a Shinto maiden of local repute"

"This leads me to the entirely logical conclusion that her husband is Cthulhu."

*is dying* Okay, now I have to see the Bleach version.
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

Oh, that was the laugh I so sorely needed today.

Thank you so much, Epsilon.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

"so I know that this is Mamoru, dedicated trainspotter and Miami Vice fan."

Oh, that's not fair...

...to trainspotters.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

If I had to pick a single favorite image from that, I think it'd be Rei starting a fire at age 3.
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.

BWAAA-HA-HAAA! Rei-chan the little pyromaniac! That is SO going into DSKS! (^_^)

Quote:If I had to pick a single favorite image from that, I think it'd be Rei starting a fire at age 3.

I dunno -- three-year-old Usagi on a leash going "Doggy!" is pretty cute. The "Fate keeps shoving them" pic is good, too.

He's right on the money, too, about Ami. I remember the episode where she beat the pants off of Mamoru in a one-on-one fight...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

Quote: Bob Schroeck wrote:

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I dunno -- three-year-old Usagi on a leash going "Doggy!" is pretty cute.

They don't use leashes like that here in Japan though - that seems to be an Americanism. Rather, I would imagine instead one of those
Buttons-Chases-Mindy shorts from Animaniacs, with Usagi as Mindy and Tsukino-san as Buttons.

And I just noticed that this guy's Location field is given as "Santa Cruz County, California."

I'll have to investigate...

--Sam

"Oh, there's crime here. I can smell it."

I've been reading the "In Which I Watch Sailor Moon" thread... Today's bonus sketch, just before the satiric recap of episode 20, is a Crossover That Should Not Be:

(Scary how well the correspondences work...)

Edit: Speaking of satiric recap of episode 20:

Quote:Rei /throws the ball at Usagi.
Usagi /falls down. "OW!"
Ami /throws the ball at Usagi.
Usagi /falls down. "OW!"
Luna /throws the ball at Usagi.
Usagi /falls down. "OW!"
Usagi: "When did it become Pummel Usagi Week?"
Luna: "Consider this part of your Anything Goes Martial Arts Training!"

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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

Okay, that's a win.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

More awesomeness from Shadowjack.















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Epsilon

These are great!

And I'm with Bob - they really turned around a lousy day for me. Thanks for posting this!

Jeanne Hedge
www.jhedge.com

"Believe me, if I have to go the rest of my life without companionship, knowing myself won't be a problem."
-- Gabrielle of Potadeia

The red one that got tagged with a talisman is cute. '.'

It'll be interesting to see once this gets to Sailor Stars...

-Morgan. Actually, I need to see the rest of that myself. >.>

Mamoru (transformed to Tuxedo Mask): I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before...

Girl he's in bed with: You don't say!

Fortunately, I was smart enough not to have anything in my mouth when I read that.

Oh, and Luna picking the girls up and dropping them in a shoebox....
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.

I SWEAR I've seen the "Teasing Orson Scott Card" comic, except with "Lesbians" instead of "Gay Boyfriends" somewhere else...
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

Quote: Morganni wrote:

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The red one that got tagged with a talisman is cute. '.'

It also contains an in-joke you might not be familiar with:

The Order of the Stick

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Epsilon

Quote: Foxboy wrote:

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I SWEAR I've seen the "Teasing Orson Scott Card" comic, except with "Lesbians" instead of "Gay Boyfriends" somewhere
else...

Here, more than likely.

There have been several variations, including this one for example.

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Epsilon

Quote: Jeanne Hedge wrote:

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These are great!




And I'm with Bob - they really turned around a lousy day for me. Thanks for posting this!

Please direct all praise to Shadowjack over on the rpg.net forums.

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Epsilon

Quote:Mamoru (transformed to Tuxedo Mask): I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before...
Girl he's in bed with: You don't say!

For some reason, I keep imagining her saying "Is that so!"

Epsilon Wrote:

Morganni Wrote:The red one that got tagged with a talisman is cute. '.'

It also contains an in-joke you might not be familiar with:
http://allthetropes.org/wiki/The_Order_of_the_Stick]The Order of the Stick[/url]
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Epsilon

Somehow, I don't feel like just looking at that page will make me familiar with it either...

-Morgan.

"'Overkill' is when you run out of 'kill' before you run out of enemies."

I didn't get it myself, after reading the page.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

The elven wizard Vaarsuvius likes using the Explosive Runes spell; it creates a short message on any surface that goes BOOM when someone reads it.

His standard message is "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning."

...Also, if you people haven't been reading Order of the Stick, START!

--Sam

"I am a SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!"

I have a mental image of someone saying "See, this is why it's good to be illiterate!"

-Morgan.

From part two of the Where I Watch, Sailor Moon thread by Shadowjack.

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Epsilon

Please direct all praise to Shadowjack

Dralm help me, it's really hard to pick out a single favorite scene or line from this installment.
It's all gold. Front-runners are Usagi and Rei arguing over their relationship with Mamoru; Beryl's line, "Once you go non-Euclidean, it's
hard to go back"; Makoto's trouble finding a guy; and Ami's thoughts when invited to Makoto's kung fu class.
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.