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RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2 - Dartz - 11-06-2025
Right after a massive fireball plane crash is a great time to announce that too.
RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2 - Jinx999 - 11-06-2025
It appears that throwing a sandwich at someone in body armor does not constitute even misdemeanor assault.
And I'm rather scared that I don't have to explain what I'm talking about.
RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2 - Dartz - 11-06-2025
Get it going fast enough, on the other hand...
How fast does a sammich have to go to be lethal?
RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2 - Jinx999 - 11-06-2025
(11-06-2025, 04:09 PM)Dartz Wrote: Get it going fast enough, on the other hand...
How fast does a sammich have to go to be lethal?
It'd depend on how crusty the bread is.
Alternately, if you put on enough scotch bonnet peppers . . .
RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2 - robkelk - 11-06-2025
(11-06-2025, 03:15 PM)Jinx999 Wrote: And I'm rather scared that I don't have to explain what I'm talking about.
Well, I had to look it up...
Man who threw sandwich at U.S. federal agent found not guilty of assault
(11-06-2025, 04:09 PM)Dartz Wrote: How fast does a sammich have to go to be lethal?
This can’t really happen. (Randall Munroe is a spoilsport.)
RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2 - hazard - 11-08-2025
Actually, Randall Munroe rather makes the point that something that goes fast enough is going to be lethal. It just doesn't make a neat hole.
RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2 - classicdrogn - 11-08-2025
Well, the case certainly wnet through the courts fast enough, but the lack of ability to learn on certain parties' side means the only thing that might have been killed by it are the "assault with a deli weapon" memes.
I'm getting better! Just fine really.
Someone hand me a baguette.
RE: The Imperial Presidency, Part 2 - ECSNorway - 11-09-2025
Trump demands states "undo" state funding of food stamps to replace federal funding unavailable during the shutdown
Wisconsin, at least, has said "hell no" to this. No word what other states are doing yet.