(11-18-2025, 12:12 AM)Shepherd Wrote: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/39408/beware-of-chicken/chapter/2770960/v7c1-a-week-of-celebration
Beware Of Chicken (xianxia).

TheInkredibleKaptainKaiju Wrote:Horde Prime was not the only force spreading across the galaxy, subjugating and harvesting the resources from any world it came across. Shortly after Eternia was taken, it was terraformed to produce millions upon millions of new Gems, acting as the Diamonds’ agents to restore order to the universe. And Inevitably, both by design and by chance, these two forces would soon clash.

The war between the Horde and the Gems would send shockwaves to every corner of the known universe. Even planets not directly touched by either army would feel its ramifications. Factions would ally themselves with either one, reasoning that the other was worse, or form their own side to destroy both. But in the end, this conflict between two Great Computers would outlast any of these.

(11-20-2025, 03:19 AM)Jinx999 Wrote: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/beware-of-chicken-xianxia.910799/page-2476#post-117040709

Beware of Chicken. Invite the foxes into the hot spring.

(11-22-2025, 03:08 AM)Norgarth Wrote: Beware of Chicken
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/beware-of-chicken-xianxia.910799/page-2478#post-117097034

Alpha Ricter Wrote:Buffy's brow furrowed. "Let me get this straight. Our pencil-pushing, ribbon-cutting Mayor has been alive since, what, the horse-and-buggy days? Who trades their soul for eternal Mayorship?"

"Wednesday said he set up Sunnydale deliberately over the Hellmouth to be a demon pantry," Giles recalled, voice low. "A long-term supply of human sacrifices could be part of the deal for his Immortality and building to this Ascension."

Willow's mind raced. Willow's eyes widened with dawning comprehension. "If Wilkins has been pulling strings since the founding of Sunnydale, it explains why Sunnydale swallows its secrets. The police, the newspapers, the hospital records, they're all just puppets dancing on his strings."

TheInkredibleKaptainKaiju Wrote:“No matter how well we fight, the Dark Warriors will never be able to fully dismantle Homeworld’s empire,” said Keldor, glaring up at the Gem vessels. “This is a fact I have accepted long ago. But I have learned from D’vann, and from Horde Prime, that no empire is eternal. One day, perhaps soon, perhaps not for millennia, the Diamonds’ twilight will come. And when that happens…” He held his scepter out to Modulok. “We will rise from the ashes, and finish what we started.”

Mr_Crocodile Wrote:Sometimes, evil is made.
Sometimes, evil begets evil.

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Notes:
So, a new horror installment, and this one is yet another case of me using an Ultraman Kaiju! Enjoy!

See the end of the chapter for more notes.

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Recipe:
Take the classic monter horroe setup of: People dump bad things into place->monster happens.
Use Pandon -the ultimate antagonist kaiju of Ultraseven, ace of the alien armada- as your main ingredient.
Add anti-confederacy, anti-slavery and anti-animal cruelty messaging to taste.
Include a KFC joke to garnish...

And voila, you have a horror-comedy Kaiju story!