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- Norgarth - 06-03-2008 (Kasumi, refering to Ranma) The more reliable method for him to deliver a brief message was for her to hear a kunai impacting the large post set near the kitchen window. She wasn't aware of just what his range was with hitting that post with the thin daggers, but it was just as impressive as the other stunts he pulled off so casually. Those daggers had been a gift from her to prevent him from trying to send her a message by bird again. It sounded like a reasonable way to send a short written missive, but the poor sparrow had been fairly well dazed after impacting the wall like that. It was also over joyed to have the letter it was wrapped in removed so that it could fly away. Kasumi had come close to scolding Ranma when she told him that the message was supposed to be a slip of paper attached to the leg. Ranma had reasonably countered that the bird didn't know where the house was, so it wasn't like it would just fly up and offer her the message. from an episode on the Anime Addventure http://addventure.bast-enterprises.de/206262.html ___________________________ "I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin - yesilmavi - 06-13-2008 from a naruto fanfic. Found it funny because i was not expecting it. http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_c ... &id=153627 Wiggling free of the cluster of tied villagers he'd hidden among, Akamaru was much amused by that last fact. He yipped brotherly insults and encouragement with equal abandon now that the battle was won. As the Leaf-nin began to untie the groups of Takigakure citizens, the village's medic-nin made her way over to inspect Suien with a diagnostic jutsu. "He's alive, but his inner coils are like, totally destroyed," she pronounced. "He will never be able to use chakra again. If his body even recovers enough to run, he'll be mondo lucky." Suien groaned and his eyes fluttered open. "I would have... got away with it too... if it wasn't for those... nosy kids and their dog..." Akamaru growled and smacked the missing-nin with his tail, the small impact enough to send him spiraling back into unconsciousness. Victorious, the small white pup barked proudly. "Arf wa-wuff awoo!" - drakensis - 06-14-2008 'Artillery is the King of War, Infantry is the Queen of the Battlefield. And it is well known what the King does to the Queen.' Used in Armageddon, although it's referenced as being a quote from elsewhere. D for Drakensis You're only young once, but immaturity is forever. - yesilmavi - 06-30-2008 "Commander Vimes was NOT having a good day. Crime had been on the rise, unauthorized crime that is, and some of it was decidedly odd. The current trend seemed to be a sort of anti-mugging, with some mysterious figure lying in wait for muggers before attacking. Even more bizarre was the nature of the crime itself; they'd had to add a new crime to the law books: assault with intent to bathe. This mysterious vigilante was literally attempting to 'clean up' crime in the city. To Vimes, it seemed rather insulting that his time would be wasted with this nonsense, instead of on more important matters. Then again, at least the crimina...ah, victims storming into his office were cleaner and better smelling than usual." from http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-15918-21 ... e+Maou.htm (there are also a number of funny shorts that are in http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfict ... 590&st=870 in the style of groundhog naruto from different writers (including drakensis, case13/fosfor and http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3022400/7/T ... rtal_Style )) - drakensis - 07-01-2008 The Groundhog Naruto shorts posted are that author's. The full selection can be found on TFF, although I'm collecting some of mine for reposting somewhere that does not require membership. D for Drakensis You're only young once, but immaturity is forever. - ECSNorway - 07-02-2008 Quote:"And as she rose from the pool, tears of joy filled her eyes,-- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. - Cobalt Greywalker - 07-02-2008 Quote: ECSNorway wrote: I guess it's my turn to say 'Link please?' - Black Aeronaut - 07-15-2008 These are actually from one of the Full Metal Panic! light novels, and one that was never animated. Most unfortunate as it would have made a wonderful addition to the Fumofuu series. Setting is a school play featuring Kaname as Cinderella and Sousuke as the Fairy Godmother. The last bit was that part that really killed me though. Chidori: "Thanks, but how am I supposed to get to the ball?" Sousuke: "No problem. Do as I say. First, bring me a pumpkin, four mice, a lizard..." Chidori: "Okay..." Sousuke: "And an assault rifle, one shotgun..." Chidori: "What...?" Sousuke: "Two dozen grenades, 160 rounds of 5.56mm bullets, three cases of C4, and six Claymore mines...." --------------- Chidori: "Oh no, the clock struck twelve!!" Sousuke: "Hurry up! We've gotta get out of here?" Chidori: "Why are you here?" Sousuke: "My service includes after care to help you escape" Chidori: "What's that in your hand?" Sousuke: "It's a magic Remington M870. It comes pre-equipped with a rubberball slug." Chidori: "And what's that? A magic hand grenade?" Sousuke: "No, this is a HOLY HAND GRENADE. Legend has it that King Arthur himself used it." (Reference to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." The author, Gatoh Shoji is a self-proclaimed Monty Python buff.) - Jinx999 - 07-15-2008 When I was planning on writing a Full Metal Panic fic, I was planning to refer to that (which is bloody hilarious - read the whole thing if you can find it). Kaname comes to school complaining about a weird dread she had. It'd make a better dream sequence than a school play. - DHBirr - 07-15-2008 This is not a fanfiction, but from a comic strip (Internet-only publication, but not a webcomic in the usual sense of the term). It's so hilarious, however, that I had to share it here. Note: if they're really uptight at your company, this might be NSFW, because the man is nude. I find myself wondering how Doug Sangnoir would react to Drusilla. On the one hand, she is a demon, and proud of it (revels in it). On the other, she's so genuinely in love with a human that she's opposed Hell's interests to protect him, despite knowing that he's in love with someone else. Oh, and the sig I currently use is a quote from her. ----- Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING. - Herr Bad Moon - 07-22-2008 From the recently released chapter 27 of Shinji and Warhammer 40k Shinji gnashed his teeth. "This is grossly unfair!" he shot out. He knew why they were doing it, but would not let them slide by that hypocrisy. "I call for compensation! The prosecution has the advantage of spear and magic helmet!" "Spear and magic helmet?" Lama Feckledraft called out, his voice pitched oddly. "Spear and magic helmet!" Lama Peaceman took up the cry, indignant. The crowd mumbled restlessly over it. "Magic helmet?" "... magic helmet." Lama Pagnor finished, with clear disgust. Shinji and the chief abbot facepalmed simultaneously. Why were these people so succeptible? --- Jon "And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!" - Black Aeronaut - 07-22-2008 *Giggles madly* People up here at the Fleet Recreation Center were probably giving me odd looks as a nearly fell out of my chair! The Late Great Derek Bacon would have loved that scene. - Black Aeronaut - 07-25-2008 From the recently released chapter of of Taking Sights on Fanfiction.net... Quote: Mister E. Tachiki knocks on his door an hour before dawn. Gendo briefly fantasizes about having his Section-2 escort kill him execution-style. Instead heNow excuse me while I go someplace to die laughing. BWAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!! - katreus - 08-03-2008 Quote:Nocte waited for Siyamak to get closer before saying, "I said the pads, didn't I?"-Nocte Yin: A Hero Wannabe. - DHBirr - 08-19-2008 Quote from a decidedly NSFW parody of The Wotch: Anne: Oh no! She's being stripped and molested by some kind of slimy, tentacled... Oh, right, she's a Japanese schoolgirl. This is normal. ----- Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING. - ECSNorway - 08-22-2008 Quote:"Okay, Seaman Sanson, this is your safety briefing," the rep said, grinning again. "Be aware that the platform you are using for entry is poorly constructed and may collapse. Be aware that on the far side of the gate you may experience reduced air quality. Be aware that on the far side of the gate you may experience increased or decreased gravitational field. The far side of the gate may not be at ground level and you may experience vertical movement on exit. Upon returning you may find that you do not hit the platform in which case you will experience an approximately twenty-meter fall to ground level. The gate may not return to this same location at all in which case you may find yourself in any location in this universe or in any other universe. The environment suit that you are using is not warranted by the manufacturer for use in any nonterrestrial environment and, therefore, you are using it at your own risk. Do you understand this warning?" Interdimensional exploration... meet your OSHA rep. -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. - Wiregeek - 08-23-2008 Quote:The gate may not return to this same location at all in which case you may find yourself in any location in this universe or in any other universe. The environment suit that you are using is not warranted by the manufacturer for use in any nonterrestrial environment and, therefore, you are using it at your own risk. Do you understand this warning?" That whole freaking SERIES read like a can of easy-cheez that you guiltily squirt directly into your face-hole. delicious.. but guilty. and with no nutritional value. "No can brain today. Want cheezeburger." From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies - OpMegs - 08-23-2008 Quote: Riiiiing… Riiiiing… Riiiiing... Riiiiing… Riiiiing…From Chapter 7 of Taking Sights. I swear, for a story built around Gendo Ikari getting a second shot at things, this is a remarkably funny fic. --- "Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay waste." - CattyNebulart - 08-26-2008 from Journey ( http://home.comcast.net/~danielfruth1/ or http://www.fanfiction.net/s/710368/1/Journey ) Ryouga: Because of you I have seen hell. "Eh? You too? It's actually kind of nice this time of year. Though the neighbors are kinda rowdy. First time I was there they asked to leave just a few months after I got there," the deity frowned and shook his head sadly. "Can you believe they didn't like orange groves? Now I ask you, what kind of sicko doesn't like a few thousand acres of oranges. It took a lot of work to get them to grow in the magma too. Damn ungrateful demons." E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?" B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell." - Evil Midnight Lurker - 09-01-2008 From Warpwizard, a daydream that might become a fic: Quote: Rei floated, suspended and protected from the claim of gravity by the blood-smelling amber thickness of LCL.--Sam "Egad! Too much anatomy!" - Black Aeronaut - 09-01-2008 Oh, nevermind... Got too excited. - ECSNorway - 09-03-2008 Sic Semper Morituri strikes again: Quote: "Certainly, you're going to be traipsing around, better to know the major players. 'Hi this is Hino Rei, she works for -' who do you? Never mind. 'She works for another firm, but she'll be catching the occasional spirit and sending them back here. She'll need a Security Clearance, I.D. badge and an exit pass. And if it wouldn't be too much trouble, a guidebook and one of those T-shirts that says 'I visited the Yomi Realm and all I got was this T-shirt, thank God.'"-- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. - ECSNorway - 09-04-2008 From 'The Open Door', sequel to 'Thosuand Shinji': Quote:“All hands, this is the captain speaking. We are currently about to plunge head first into the enemy position, so preparing for impact would be advised at this time. Also, I appear to have decided that today is silly accent day, so crew hands are asked put on their best pirate voice while officers are urged to speak like 19th Century British Royal Navy officers. Stiff upper lip when facing these knaves and all that. What do you say to that?”-- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. - Black Aeronaut - 09-05-2008 WTF!? There's a sequel!? *Breaks the sound barrier as he beats feet to FF.net* - ECSNorway - 09-05-2008 For whatever reason, the author has chosen to post it here: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=123083 -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. |