Quote:Now I'm seeing Vader McSkywalker of Clan McSkywalker... would likely be subtilted: That's not Force Lightning.

ClassicDrogn Wrote:ETA: ITYM, "I am Sailor Vader, Champion of the Dark Side. In the name of the Emperor, I shall punish you!" Remember, he's no fan of Tarkin's "technological terror" and he MUST obey his Master (at least until the final darmatic confronation.) Though I always wondered why luke, staggering along trying to support him as he made his escape, didn't point to one of the Stormtrooper or Technician squads ruinning by and order in a firm voice, "You and you, help me with Lord Vader! You, get a Med Droid and meet us at the shuttle bay! Quickly!" It's not like they know him from any other random human, and he's visibly helping a severely injured, high-ranking officer evacuate.

That would mess up the script, of course, but that doesn't stop it from bugging me every time I see ROTJ.

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- CD

Sirrocco Wrote:...or, alternately, what other classic anime "first kiss" moments could be turned into horrible plot-derailing wrongness by the addition of said worthy?

Quote:Dark Schneider would make an *excellent* "power the Dark Lord knows not", among others.

Sirrocco Wrote:I'd love to see (Vader gets saved) as an alt-uni fic.

Quote:Mind you, the Dark Schneider one is pretty awesome too - but what if they got things a tch wrong, and it was *Asuka* who had the BASTARD!!! trapped inside her?

Quote:...or, alternately, what other classic anime "first kiss" moments could be turned into horrible plot-derailing wrongness by the addition of said worthy?

Bob Schroeck Wrote:

Quote:Dark Schneider would make an *excellent* "power the Dark Lord knows not", among others.

"You can't possibly be a proper Dark Lord. You're nowhere near handsome, sexy and charming enough. And the only women you've got are a pair of skanky psychos. Nope, no, massive fail. Sorry, Tommy boy. Better luck next time." (Little Hangleton vanishes in a massive explosion)

Quote:and your typical male isn't 6'2" and built like a chip 'n' dale dancer

Quote:I think the potential dialogue writes itself at this point, although the setup will vary depending on whether the Red Skull replaces Lucius Malfoy, or is a pre-Malfoy master...

Quote:Bob Schroeck wrote:

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Peggy and I stumbled over a CTSNB just this weekend, when we went to see Captain America and upon going through the cast list afterward realized that Toby Jones, who played Arnim Zola, is also Dobby the House Elf...
I think the potential dialogue writes itself at this point, although the setup will vary depending on whether the Red Skull replaces Lucius Malfoy, or is a pre-Malfoy master...

Quote:"Okay, okay! I promise I will not go near the Everfree Forest."

This had not, technically, been a lie. Dollars to Donuts had not gone near the Everfree Forest. She'd galloped right in. What Applejack didn't know wouldn't hurt her.

She had to admit, she could see why her fillyhood friend was so intimidated by the place. The Everfree Forest was like an entirely different world. The light of Celestia's sun seemed unable to entirely penetrate the thick canopy of evil-looking trees. The noise of small scurrying animals seemed to follow her wherever she went, and she couldn't shake the sensation that she was being watched.

Still, at the moment there had been no sign of marauding beasts, and a careful sequence of scratches in the bark of several trees prevented her from getting lost. Dollars to Donuts was starting to worry that the Everfree Forest was going to be a bust. It couldn't be an adventure if she was bored.

Dollars was attempting to determine the approximate time by gauging the amount of remaining light when she noticed it. A series of trees knocked over and lying on the ground in splinters, as if knocked aside by some great force. Intrigued, Dollars cantered over to get a better look.

In the center of the blasted circled of trees was a blackened crater. It wasn't large, only a little bigger around than some of the larger trees, but it looked deep. In the center of it sat a large, round object with a leather sheen.

Dollars to Donuts gasped. "An egg! Oh wow, and it's huge! It must be a dragon egg! This is so cool! I think one of Applejack's friends knows a dragon. Maybe they can be buddies! Oh colt this is so awesome."

She rushed over to the crater and peered down at the egg, pondering how to get it out. As she did so, the egg began to shift slightly from side to side, and low gurgling noises came from inside of it. Was it ready to hatch already?

"Oh, I hope it is a dragon! Don't worry little fella, I'll be your mommy. Come on out and say hi..."

With a slow, sucking noise the top of the egg split. It didn't crack. The top of the egg opened like a flower with four thick, wet petals that peeled back to reveal its contents. Layers of mucous and thin, pale membranes concealed most of what was inside from Dollars' view, but she could make out a glistening bone-colored carapace and a long, flexible tail like an animal's spine gently coiling and slithering around itself.

Dollars to Donuts took a step backwards, suddenly uneasy. That wasn't a dragon egg. She didn't have any idea what-

The newly-hatched creature suddenly moved with unbelievable speed. Tail whipping around like a snake, the thing launched itself out of its egg and directly at Dollars to Donuts, unfurling long, spidery legs. Before she could even process what was happening it was on her face and gripping her head with those hideous thin legs while the tail tightened around her throat.

There was only time for Dollars to get out one shriek of absolute terror before the grip on her neck restricted her breath and she sank to the ground, the last sensation she remembered the violent sensation of something acrid and rubbery forcing its way past her lips.

And then blessed darkness.

Wiredgeek Wrote:I Love Lucifer

What happens when a twentysomething witch fails on a minor summoning spell, and ends up permanently binding the Prince of Darkness to her side.. as her husband?

For some reason, I'm picturing Lina Inverse with a bound Lucifer having wacky sitcom hijinks... Just picture Lina screaming.. "LUUUUUUUCY... YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ' TO DO!"

Quote:Wow, man... a gender-swapped and alignment-swapped Oh My Goddess...