Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2

Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Printable Version

+- Drunkard's Walk Forums (http://www.accessdenied-rms.net/forums)
+-- Forum: General (http://www.accessdenied-rms.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=1)
+--- Forum: Other People's Fanfiction (http://www.accessdenied-rms.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=8)
+--- Thread: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 (/showthread.php?tid=7575)

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Angryoptimist - 09-29-2006

BEST THREAD EVER.
So far, favorites are "Touched By An Anvil" and "Casper, the Friendly Ghost in the Shell."-----------------
Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
- Chris Knight, Real Genius

Two great tastes that go great together!

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Disruptor - 09-29-2006

Outlanders of the Lost Saucer(Land of the Lost, Lost Saucer, and Outlanders)
H.R Puffinstuff and Slayers(A dragon that would scare Lina Inverse)
Helsing of Lidsvile(Helsing/Lidsville)
El-Hazard and the Bugaloos(Bugrom and Bugaloos)--------------------
Tom Mathews aka Disruptor
--------------------
Tom Mathews aka Disruptor

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Bob Schroeck - 09-29-2006

Quote:
Also, Tenchi means Angel - which leads to a very strange little idea for a Tenchi Muyo / Evangelion crossover.

Well, as Hoagie already pointed out, it's "tenshi". However...

Quote:
For that matter, what *would* happen if you swapped Shinji and Tenchi?

This is your lucky day, as I have already begun exploring that terrain, lo these many years ago:
"Shinji. Same name as the master key -- well done, Ikari. Shinji can't be copied. Splendid plan." -- Tabris, in Tenshi Muyo! Rei-o-ohki
Maya: Isn't there anything we can do?
Ritsuko-chan: Well, there is one thing we haven't tried. We can pray real hard!
-- from Tenshi Muyo! Rei-o-ohki
And my current ideas for the cast mapping:
Tenchi -- Shinji
Ryo-Ohki -- Pen-Pen
Ryoko -- Misato
Ayeka -- Asuka
Sasami -- Rei
Mihoshi -- Maya
Washuu -- Ritsuko
Nobuyuki -- Gendo
Yosho/Katsuhito -- Fuyutsuki
Tsunami -- Yui Ikari
Kagato -- Tabris
Shigeru -- Azaka
Hyuuga -- Kamidake
Wings of the Light Hawk -- Wings of the Archangel
-- Bob
---------
...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

my turn - Norgarth - 09-29-2006

'The Rocky Horror Picture Show', which features an italian boxer who fights in drag while singing... [Image: tongue.gif]

___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

Re: my turn - Bluemage - 09-30-2006

Too late- Worth1000.com has two or three movie posters that showcase that one.
I'll find them if you want, but it's too late for me right now.Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

chu...? - Sirrocco - 09-30-2006

huh. I'd been getting that wrong for almost a decade now...
On the other hand... Heaven and Earth... Heaven and Earth...

Tenchu Muyo, anyone?
[Tenchi wanders through the house looking for Ayeka. He passes by Ryoko in the library, her face buried in a book, before making his way to the kitchen.]
"Sasami? Where's Ayeka?"
"Oh, she's outside somewhere. She said something about running in the fields and becoming strong."

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - TheTwisted1 - 10-01-2006

Dear Imagination,
Only half a month, and I find myself once again writing to comment on your unique suggestions.
1. As to having Naruto raised by a certain dwarven paladin, dimensionally displaced from Azeroth to Konoha:
While Sasuke and Sakura devised a plan to take the bells from Kakashi, Naruto stood there motionless, seeming to stare into space. Suddenly, he jerked from his apparent trance.
"Alright chums, lets do this!" the brightly-clad blond exclaimed, interupting the plotting of the other two genin. He then dashed straight for Kakashi, screaming "Uzuuumakiiii Naaarutooooo!"
Reluctantly, his teammates followed.
Not a good idea.

2. Sending Ranma to visit his nerdy cousin, where he finds that there may be something to the "Saotome charm," even if Kazuya's female pursuers mostly tend toward the... mechanical: out of the question.

3. A HP/DC Comics story with a Neville Longbottom/Poison Ivy pairing: NO NO NO!

4. Alcohol + lightsaber = "The Legend of Drunken Jedi Master."
"I sense in you much beer."
I don't even know where to start.

5. I am not writing a Harry Potter/Naruto crossover just to have a staring contest between Hayate Kakashi and Alastor Moody

Sincerely,
The Twisted OneNow, live and in concert, the world's greatest shinobi disco band The Hidden Village People!
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."

--Voltaire

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Valles - 10-01-2006

Quote:
Now, live and in concert, the world's greatest shinobi disco band The Hidden Village People!

Oddly, this is the one that scares me the most.
Ja, -n

===============================================
"Puripuri puripuri... Bang!"

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - TheTwisted1 - 10-01-2006

(Singing to the tune of "YMCA"): ANBU
:-)
-The Twisted OneNow, live and in concert, the world's greatest shinobi disco band The Hidden Village People!
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."

--Voltaire

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - WengFook - 10-02-2006

So imagine this scene, a playground with a young Naruto sitting in a swing he is obviously in a depressed mood, beside him lying down on top of the monkey bars looking at the sky is another young Sasuke who is obviously dealing with the grief of Itachi's actions. Suddenly music starts up from somewhere on the playground, its the beginning bars to the YMCA song.
Sasuke sits up looking for the source of the music, Naruto raises his head from the slumped over posture he has and then in a puff of smoke Gai appears, his foot tapping the ground in sync with the music. Then he stops in a arms folded pose as if waiting for something.
At the exact moment the song lyrics begin Gai is joined by Kakashi, Asuma and the third Hokage, they appear in puffs of smoke in exactly the same posture as Gai as well as in a dancing line. Then Gai sings...
"Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in Konoha town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can ask there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to be in the A-N-B-U.
It's fun to be in the A-N-B-U.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to be in the A-N-B-U.
It's fun to be in the A-N-B-U.
You can get a mission, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the A.N.B.U.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to be in the A-N-B-U.
It's fun to be in the A-N-B-U.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to be in the A-N-B-U.
It's fun to be in the A-N-B-U.
You can get a mission, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there for the A.N.B.U.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to be in the A-N-B-U.
It's fun to be in the A-N-B-U.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
A-N-B-U... you can be in the A-N-B-U.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
A-N-B-U... you can be in the A-N-B-U.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
A-N-B-U... just go to the A-N-B-U.
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
After the song ends, The camera pans to the side to show a setting sun and Naruto and Sasuke walking into the sunset off to the side of the screen in neon letters is the ANBU tower. Fin.

_______________________________
We are the swords in the darkness, the watchers on the walls. The fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn. The horn that wakes the sleepers. The shield that guards the realms of men. -The Brothers Black
_________________________________
Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Valles - 10-02-2006

UAGH!!! IT BURNS! IT BUUUURRRRRNNS!!

===============================================
"Puripuri puripuri... Bang!"

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Bob Schroeck - 10-02-2006

Weng Fook, you win the Internet today.
-- Bob
---------
...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - ECSNorway - 10-02-2006

*twitch* *twitch* *twitch*--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - HoagieOfDoom - 10-02-2006

[Image: vaderschoolgirls2.jpg]

*********
Touched By His Noodly Appendage
www.venganza.org

Gack! - aeroprime - 10-02-2006

Please stop Dave. My mind is going away, Dave. Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true.
-aeroprime
-----------------
"I did NOT escape! They gave me a day pass."

Re: Gack! - WengFook - 10-03-2006

Bwahahah... well to be sure, all compliments (or blame) should go to the Twisted1 for implanting the idea in my head in the first place [Image: happy.gif]

_______________________________
We are the swords in the darkness, the watchers on the walls. The fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn. The horn that wakes the sleepers. The shield that guards the realms of men. -The Brothers Black
_________________________________
Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Bob Schroeck - 10-04-2006

Quote:
Midori Days of Thunder

On rereading this post, I suddenly got the bizarre image of Midori driving a little tiny street racer, with Seiji dragged along behind flapping in the wind...
-- Bob
---------
...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - classicdrogn - 10-04-2006

WF: three cheers for Gai crack
"I sense in you much beer..." Dammit, Largo, how did you convince the Jedi Council that you of all people are the chosen one?
Th3y s3ns3d my gr34t p0w4r t0 f1ght t3h 3v1l!
-CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
For the next 72 hours, Itachi intoned, I will slap you with this trout. - Spying no Jutsu, chapter 3
"In the futuristic taco bell of the year 20XX, justice wears an aluminum sombrero!"hemlock-martini
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - WengFook - 10-05-2006

its really the sort of thing Gai would do CD [Image: smile.gif]

back on topic though, i've got a crossover that should not be...
Naruto meets One Piece meets Dragonball Z.
yes i've recently seen the trailer for this game. it looks wrong. very very wrong. but probably worth hours of fun [Image: smile.gif]

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Rieverre - 10-05-2006

Neon Genesis Evangeline - Negi and crew have to band together and go on a zany journey to rescue Evangeline from some Rokubungi dope and his crew of government peons.
Also ... damn you, WF. Damn you! I've had A-N-B-U on the brain ever since I read that and I can't get it out. *headdesk*
-Griever
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - ECSNorway - 10-05-2006

Twelve years ago, Neo-Queen Serenity sacrificed her life to save Crystal Tokyo from the rampaging Usagi-no-Gaki. She left the demon sealed into the body of a child.
A child that has grown up mocked and mistrusted by nearly everyone in Crystal Tokyo. But now, little Chibi-Usa is almost ready to graduate from the Crystal Tokyo Senshi Academy... if she can just manage to get her transformation to work properly...
Ow. My brain hurts.--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Jeap - 10-05-2006

Heh heh ho oh my!
Ahem, is Usagi-no-Gaki a small grey and white lop? With a switchblade?

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Necratoid - 10-06-2006

Um... the Beer+Jedi was already done... the trailer at least. It was called 'American Jedi' and it was out on the net a few years ago.

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - ECSNorway - 10-06-2006

Quote:
Ahem, is Usagi-no-Gaki a small grey and white lop? With a switchblade?

Could be, Rabbit, could be... [Image: wink.gif]

--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

Re: Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2 - Bluemage - 10-06-2006

Marvel and DC comic universes, The Tick, Freedom Force, Drunkard's Walk, and Mystery Men.
Doug would be the only one who could explain just *why* he was laughing so hard...Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.