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Competition #4: Silly Definitions "S" - Bob Schroeck - 12-11-2019
Competition #4: Silly Definitions "S"
Quote:STRUMPET: (noun) A brass musical instrument with a flared bell, three valves, and fretted strings.
Above, an extract from our fractured dictionary. Competitors are asked to invent a suitably silly redefinition for an existing word that begins with "S".
RE: Competition #4: Silly Definitions "S" - robkelk - 12-12-2019
May as well start off this shindig with my usual half-assed entry, just so everybody else can post entries that are better. Since I'm using an unusual word, I've linked to its actual definition... and to the definition that I'm riffing off of.
SISTREN: (noun) A group of altogether cool and precious female relatives.
Oh, what the hey - have another entry. This one might actually show I'm right to think that I'm a wit. (Or maybe I'm just half right.)
SHINDIG: (noun) A dance you'd be lucky to be able to walk away from.
RE: Competition #4: Silly Definitions "S" - itsune9tl - 12-30-2019
soliloquie: (noun) The Output of a Royal bard who as been told "Make us laugh, or Else."
RE: Competition #4: Silly Definitions "S" - classicdrogn - 12-30-2019
Sundown - your pillow will always be warm if it's stuffed with this!
RE: Competition #4: Silly Definitions "S" - Norgarth - 12-30-2019
Submarine - a Trainee in the United States Marine Corps.
RE: Competition #4: Silly Definitions "S" - Shader - 12-31-2019
sacramentalism - a deep mental meditative art/theory involving sitting on hessian (or burlap) sacks and then moving them with your mind.
RE: Competition #4: Silly Definitions "S" - itsune9tl - 01-02-2020
Semiphore: What truckers should yell before tee-ing off a half around of miniature golf.
RE: Competition #4: Silly Definitions "S" - Star Ranger4 - 01-03-2020
Sentai -- When you ship someone your surplus neckwear.