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The Incompetent and the Ignorant - Dartz - 04-16-2025

We've all met them. But how would you describe him?


1: If he thought hard enough and really applied himself, he might actually be useful as a hundred watt space heater


2: He's firing on all cylinders, but they're all firing after top dead centre.


3: His power factor is basically zero. There's a lot of back and forth, but very little actually gets done.


RE: The Incompetent and the Ignorant - classicdrogn - 04-16-2025

"sharpest dildo in the drawer"

"safe from zombie attacks"

"What happens when unstable farce meets illogical idiot? They have a kid, and..."

"the right head-space for a balloon festival"


RE: The Incompetent and the Ignorant - Jinx999 - 04-16-2025

A waste of skin.

Thicker than a yard of lard.


RE: The Incompetent and the Ignorant - robkelk - 04-16-2025

One slated to appear in My Apartment Manager is not an Isekai Character eventually: "He's not the brightest LED in the array.'


RE: The Incompetent and the Ignorant - Bob Schroeck - 04-16-2025

"We're at Threat Condition Pudding."

"Remember, his two brain cells have never actually met and talked to each other."


RE: The Incompetent and the Ignorant - Dartz - 04-16-2025

(04-16-2025, 03:32 PM)Bob Schroeck Wrote: "We're at Threat Condition Pudding."

That's a unique one.



There's one single braincell in the company, and they all have to timeshare it.


RE: The Incompetent and the Ignorant - Inquisitive Raven - 04-21-2025

(04-16-2025, 05:37 PM)Dartz Wrote: There's one single braincell in the company, and they all have to timeshare it.

So, they're an orange cat.


RE: The Incompetent and the Ignorant - Vulpis - 04-26-2025

Perhaps a crossover from another thread on the forum..
"What's on the agenda today, Mr. Trump?"


...Or would the comparison be too much of an insult to the incompetent and the ignorant?


RE: The Incompetent and the Ignorant - Dartz - 05-01-2025

If I'd wanted to work with hams, I would've become a pig farmer


RE: The Incompetent and the Ignorant - classicdrogn - 05-01-2025

"what a Trump"


RE: The Incompetent and the Ignorant - robkelk - 05-01-2025

From this week's Project Binky:

As much use to us as a waterproof teabag.