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- Mark Skarr - 05-06-2011
Quote:Change Machine (Grows a big red button marked "Change Machine". Go on. Point it at a machine and push the button. You know you want to. Who knows what'll happen?)*pushes button*
*Goat flies across field of view*
"BAA!"
*pushes button again*
I think both the Super Laser and the Cosmic String Dispenser violate several, important, laws of Handwavium. Just like why I never added "Universal Remote" to the list. A Stop-That watch is dangerous enough!
Field Gravity Detector (looks just like a yo-yo?)
Elephant attractor (to test if the repellent stick is working)
Parachute
Fly-Fishing rod
Toaster
Flying Toaster ("Come back here!")
- robkelk - 05-07-2011
Don't forget - this is a silly thread. (Call it "Camelot" if you wish.) We can trim out the genre-busting stuff if we make this canon...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Mark Skarr - 05-07-2011
Oh, I know. I'd just rather keep the inappropriate stuff out.
Booster seat
Booster shot
Booster Gold
Heart of Gold
Heart of Darkness
Sorry!
Teddy bear
Harmonica
Coffee Mug
Coffee Pot (always full, but always with decaf)
- Black Aeronaut - 05-07-2011
Mark Skarr Wrote:I think both the Super Laser and the Cosmic String Dispenser violate several, important, laws of Handwavium.When I appended the term, "Otherwise harmless" to that, I guess I should have elaborated. The only thing 'super' about is that it's a perfect laser - just not very powerful at all. The photons in the beam are all running perfectly parallel. You can beam a dot from Mercury to Pluto without any degradation. But all it would be is just a little green point of light, even at point-blank range. It won't even hurt a person's retina for some reason. :p
- Mark Skarr - 05-07-2011
Ah, okay. To me, a "Superlaser" is the Death Star's main gun. I would have called it a Superlaser Pointer. So, it goes through the Death Star's behaviour, but only makes a pin-head sized dot a planet away.
- Black Aeronaut - 05-07-2011
Mark Skarr Wrote:Ah, okay. To me, a "Superlaser" is the Death Star's main gun. I would have called it a Superlaser Pointer. So, it goes through the Death Star's behaviour, but only makes a pin-head sized dot a planet away.Yep, that's the idea. It's great for getting that boggled expression, followed by the words, "You're kidding, right?"
- Mark Skarr - 05-07-2011
blackaeronaut Wrote:Heh, if you want to boggle someone, for that you need:Quote:Yep, that's the idea. It's great for getting that boggled expression, followed by the words, "You're kidding, right?"
Cream Pie Launcher.
- Bob Schroeck - 05-07-2011
And a
Squeaky Mallet.
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- HRogge - 05-07-2011
You will be able to buy the waved Leathermans here... SOON.
http://fliiby.com/file/174009/6fnpzedvsd.html
- Foxboy - 05-07-2011
Too many damn ads there >
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
- HRogge - 05-07-2011
Foxboy Wrote:Too many damn ads there >Sorry, the youtube versions I could find were all "not available in my country"
Just look for "wow hardwarestore" on youtube, maybe you have more luck.
- robkelk - 05-07-2011
Bob Schroeck Wrote:And aAnd an oilcan for the squeaky mallet...
Squeaky Mallet.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Black Aeronaut - 05-08-2011
That squeaky mallet wouldn't happen to belong to a certain red-eyed-blue-haired girl with a crazy grin, would it?
- Bob Schroeck - 05-08-2011
Quote:That squeaky mallet wouldn't happen to belong to a certain red-eyed-blue-haired girl with a crazy grin, would it?Who, Asuka from End of Evangelion? Naaaah.
Other blades:
For the Trekkies:
Stone knives and bearskins
A phaser that can only be set on "tickle"
Generic:
Mr. Fusion
Mr. Coffee
Mr. Tea
Mr. T ("Ah pity the foo' who uses this blade!")
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- LynnInDenver - 05-08-2011
Woodburning pencil.
Metal burning pencil.
Water burning pencil. ("....the hell? I thought you only did that in the kitchen.")
Physical random number generator. ("Great. How the hell do I roll that?")
Physical random number generator container.
Scrabble dictionary.
Password dictionary.
Skeleton key.
Skeleton keycard.
Skeleton credit card.
Skeleton debit card.
Skeleton calling card.
Jackhammer.
Jillhammer.
And to add to Bob's: Mister Radar.
--
"You know how parents tell you everything's going to fine, but you know they're lying to make you feel better? Everything's going to be fine." - The Doctor
- Mark Skarr - 05-18-2011
Bob Schroeck Wrote:For the Trekkies:Our Phasers always had the "Humiliate" setting. It was a disintrigate setting that only worked on clothing.
Stone knives and bearskins
A phaser that can only be set on "tickle"
Dog Whistle
Wolf Whistle
Skeleton
Ice cream scoop
De-horning scoop
Flashlight
Flasher Light
- robkelk - 05-18-2011
Mark Skarr Wrote:Ice cream scoopNews scoop!
De-horning scoop
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Norgarth - 05-22-2011
FM Radio
AM Radio
AM NOT Radio (PM radio?)
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
- Black Aeronaut - 05-22-2011
Mexican Radio!
- robkelk - 05-22-2011
onlineblackaeronaut Wrote:Mexican Radio!Iguana barbeque-er
Shortwave Radio
Shortcake Radio
Good-Bye-Wave Radio (you get this one, you're about to be "Dear John"ed...)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Mark Skarr - 05-22-2011
blackaeronaut Wrote:Mexican Radio!Mexican wo-ah Radio!
Quote:robkelk wrote:Queen-Wave Radio
Shortwave Radio
Shortcake Radio
Good-Bye-Wave Radio (you get this one, you're about to be "Dear John"ed...)
Fish descaler
Fish rescaler
- Black Aeronaut - 05-22-2011
Upscaler
Downscaler
Upsizer
Downsizer...
- robkelk - 05-22-2011
blackaeronaut Wrote:Well, that and the cape...Mark Skarr Wrote:I think both the Super Laser and the Cosmic String Dispenser violate several, important, laws of Handwavium.When I appended the term, "Otherwise harmless" to that, I guess I should have elaborated. The only thing 'super' about is that it's a perfect laser - just not very powerful at all.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Bob Schroeck - 05-23-2011
robkelk Wrote:Well, that and the cape...NO CAPES!
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Mark Skarr - 05-23-2011
Bob Schroeck Wrote:Shouldn't that be:robkelk Wrote:Well, that and the cape...NO CAPES!
NO CAPES!