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South Carolina Bill Proposes Banning Sex Toys - M Fnord - 04-25-2006 www.independentmail.com/a...68,00.html Quote:I don't know about you guys, but I'm thinking of ditching my boring life as an office drone and getting into the exciting career of sex toy smuggler.--- Mr. Fnord Raving blogger http://www.jihad.net/ "when edison thinks down pipes into special Future Death Machine, in 21st Century another teenager on MySpace gets hit by a car." --Warren Ellis Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery FenWiki - Your One-Stop Shop for Fenspace Information "I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!" Interesting... - Luca Nicolai - 04-26-2006 I can picture the scene: Border Cop: ...so you are coming back from a off-state trip with the car's trunk filled with cases of extra-large bratwurst? Mr. fnord: And cucumbers, sir. I'm going to have a huge bratwurst barbecue with cucumber salad. It's an old family recipe... Border Cop: Alright, you can go. Re: Interesting... - M Fnord - 04-27-2006 Exactly. It'd be like Smokey and the Bandit, only with sex toys. At the very least, after the inevitable arrest and media circus of a trial and acquittal on the grounds that South Carolina's legislature failed the IQ test, I could sell the movie rights and retire.--- Mr. Fnord Raving blogger http://www.jihad.net/ "when edison thinks down pipes into special Future Death Machine, in 21st Century another teenager on MySpace gets hit by a car." --Warren Ellis Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery FenWiki - Your One-Stop Shop for Fenspace Information "I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!" Re: Interesting... - classicdrogn - 07-31-2006 ... now what makes this funny to me is that one my my relatives actually supports themself by being a smuggler. (Ease off, snooping Feds, neither end of their business is in the US or protectorates) Not of sex toys, but still... it's almost a family business, loike.SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see? CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others. A kung-fu nun in a leather thong was no less extreme than anything else he had seen that day. - Rev. Dark's IST: Holy Sea World -- "Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows |