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funny NPC - Foxboy - 10-09-2006
as Lady Nogitsune dinged 49, she was on a mission with this npc:
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: This is like, so totally grody!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: Like, Ohmigawd! Lady Nogitsune! We are so gonna totally rock now!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: Like, I have always SOOO wanted to meet you!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And now we can like, totally fight together and all sorts of stuff.
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: All the other Fortunatas were all TOTALLY like 'Tarantula Program? Eeew!'
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And then they were like, 'Like, what are you thinking, Becky?'
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And I was totally like 'I'll get to meet all kinds of interesting people and stuff.'
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: And look, here I am, like, totally fighting alongside YOU!
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: This is even better then when I worked with Silver Mantis.
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: She's, like, totally uptight, until you get to know her, y'know?
Becky, the Tarantula Mistress: But this is sooo much better than that.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
Re: funny NPC - Mekadave - 10-09-2006
Bwahahahhaha!!!
I've been of the opinion that the writing in both games has been much improved since CoV hit.
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"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will RogersGlobal: @Jimmy Amp"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will Rogers
Re: funny NPC - Sweno - 10-09-2006
And now I can't get the image of a valley-girl Tarantula Mistress out of my head. Good Job!
on a similar vein, I should really enable logging, so that I can capture for prosperity some of the more humorous flavor text I have seen in game.
-Terry
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"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint Exupery
"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." - Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)
Mary Sue's theme music
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
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Re: funny NPC - Bob Schroeck - 10-09-2006
Quote:
as Lady Nogitsune dinged 49, she was on a mission with this npc:
Quote:Oh, definitely. I've been loving the little in-jokes -- like the dialogue between the purse-snatchers and their victims in Atlas.
I've been of the opinion that the writing in both games has been much improved since CoV hit.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Re: funny NPC - Valles - 10-09-2006
Seelepanzer found one of the King's Row 'snatchers' holding his prize and cackling 'Mine, it's mine, it's mine now' over it like Gollum and his Precious.
I laughed my ass off.
Ja, -n
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"Puripuri puripuri... Bang!"
Re: funny NPC - Mekadave - 10-09-2006
Some of my favorite chatter has been the Skull & Hellion Girlfriends.
Paraphrasing: "Kathy is going to be SOOO jealous. She's only dating a drummer."
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"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will Rogers
Re: funny NPC - jpub - 10-10-2006
Eh. Best line still comes from Nemesis in CoH:
"I assure you, my good man, that Nemesis is most definitely 'down with the street.' 'Word up,' as it were."--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
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Re: funny NPC - Mekadave - 10-10-2006
Yeah, that definitely is still my favorite. The first time I saw that, I was glad I was stealthed, because I laughed helplessly for a good full minute.
I believe that's also the mission where you get the temp Nemesis Staff.
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"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will Rogers
Re: funny NPC - Acyl - 10-10-2006
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Yeah, that definitely is still my favorite. The first time I saw that, I was glad I was stealthed, because I laughed helplessly for a good full minute.
It's the staff mission, yes. And that happened to me too. Except I wasn't stealthed, aggro'd them...and just barely managed to hit the right directional keys to run away, owing to the fact I was laughing so hard...
-- Acyl
Re: funny NPC - Bob Schroeck - 10-10-2006
Quote:I stumbled across the mirror of this a few nights ago -- a couple Hellions were chatting, and one was complaining about the demands his girlfriend was making!
Some of my favorite chatter has been the Skull & Hellion Girlfriends.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Re: funny NPC - Mekadave - 10-10-2006
Heheh, I've seen that, too.
Two more good ones, recently:
Hellion girlfriend talking to another, complaining that she told her boyfriend that if he was gonna torch a building, to NOT pick the one that they lived in.
An Infected (not Contaminated) in Atlas, saying "Hey.... this... isn't.... Mercy Island...."
Global: @Jimmy Amp
"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will Rogers
NPC Dialogue - His Lovely Wife - 10-11-2006
The two I had fun with was the skull girlfriend saying "Does this dress make me look fat? And the Skull saying "I didn't sign up for this. :-)
And of course, Mace Mac Hine met Canadian Bob red side and I had a huge laugh with that. Canadian Bob wanted Poutine eh. (For those of you not familiar with this delectable dish, it is french fries, with cheesecurds and gravy.)
-Cindy
Re: NPC Dialogue - Mekadave - 10-11-2006
Today while I was waiting for my car to get fixed (dealer has wireless access in their waiting room
![[Image: tongue.gif]](http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif)
), I saw a couple of Skulls in KR working on some graffitti, and the one that was spraying said "This should... this should be in a MUSEUM!"Global: @Jimmy Amp
"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion." -- Will Rogers
Re: NPC Dialogue - Evil Midnight Lurker - 10-13-2006
Logged last night:
Skulls Girlfriend: So maybe you wanna go get some sodas later? I'm pretty sure my guy has some cars to blow up later.
Skulls Girlfriend: Don't we look so good with these guys? I mean, seriously!
--Sam
"I never seen a cow eat a guy that fast."