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Song of the day, 14 July 2011 - Bob Schroeck - 07-15-2011
Let's all groove to the Curbstomp Song,
Come on now and sing along:
Up in space their ships go boom
In a pyrotechnic doom
On the ground no hope is found,
as they die in burning mounds.
Lacking tech or fire and wheel
going up against cold steel.
“Strategy”? Well, they just rush;
There’s no fool that they can crush.
Their invasion’s a meltdown
Ground to dust by unarmed clowns
All that’s left: to wait and see
Whether they will fight or flee.
There’s no need for kryptonite,
Silver cross, a stake, or light
There’s some fights that just ain’t fair
but it’s fun to gawk and stare!
When a fight is just plain wrong
We all sing the Curbstomp Song
People dying left and right
It’s a slaughter, not a fight!
Start a brawl that can’t be won,
See the boots eclipse the sun.
Either swallow bitter truth
or eat curb and lose a tooth.
When a fight is just plain wrong
We all sing the Curbstomp Song
People dying left and right
It’s a slaughter, not a fight!
Start a brawl that can’t be won,
See the boots eclipse the sun.
Either swallow bitter truth
or eat curb and lose a tooth.
Ill equipped with laser guns
That explode when set to “stun”
Using armor made of rags
Nothing’s left for body bags
With a weakness so painful,
Quite annoying and shameful
Kids with H2O balloons
oh so gaily melt these goons
Their assault's a failure
putting guns on super tankers
Now just watch: and you will see.
battles that should never be
Here they come; they're charging us
why should we put up a fuss
It's a war that won't last long
and why I sing the Curbstomp Song!
When a fight is just plain wrong
We all sing the Curbstomp Song
People dying left and right
It’s a slaughter, not a fight!
Start a brawl that can’t be won,
See the boots eclipse the sun.
Either swallow bitter truth
or eat curb and lose a tooth.
When a fight is just plain wrong
We all sing the Curbstomp Song
People dying left and right
It’s a slaughter, not a fight!
Start a brawl that can’t be won,
See the boots eclipse the sun.
Either swallow bitter truth
or eat curb and lose a tooth.
So when a fight’s a slaughter,
not any quarter given,
just sing along to the Curbstomp Song
and ask yourself:
'why can't we all just get along?'
When a fight is just plain wrong
We all sing the Curbstomp Song
People dying left and right
It’s a slaughter, not a fight!
Start a brawl that can’t be won,
See the boots eclipse the sun.
Either swallow bitter truth
or eat curb and lose a tooth.
-- Ernest Hart/Samurai Penguin Studios, "The Curbstomp Song"
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Black Aeronaut - 07-16-2011
ATC will be pleased to know about this. And I can't wait to see the scene that was inspired by it. (^_^)
- robkelk - 07-17-2011
blackaeronaut Wrote:And I can't wait to see the scene that was inspired by it. (^_^)I thought this was a callout to the Warriors' standard battle tactics - hit them as hard as you can.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Black Aeronaut - 07-18-2011
robkelk Wrote:Oh, it is, as far as I can recall anyhow. But you must admit: it's always a treat to see Doug go to work on some mooks. *evil little grin*blackaeronaut Wrote:And I can't wait to see the scene that was inspired by it. (^_^)I thought this was a callout to the Warriors' standard battle tactics - hit them as hard as you can.