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My own suggestion... - Bob Schroeck - 01-03-2006 I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed and deranged I have existed for years But very little has changed I'm the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I'm the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozing out From your TV set You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold That's right, folks . . . Don't touch that dial Well, I am the slime from your video Oozing along on your living room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, look at me go I am the slime from your video Oozing along on your living room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, look at me go -- Frank Zappa, I Am The Slime What does it do? Post-hypnotic suggestions is what came to mind, more than a direct mind-control effect. If I were whomping up game mechanics, I'd say it requires a successful Mind Control attack, and Doug could implant one suggestion plus one for every three full points of IQ more than the target that he has. (Or maybe five points.) Suggestions last until they are executed, although Doug might be able to plant a permanent suggestion ("You love cauliflower, and try to have some at every meal") as a "special attack" (two rolls to hit). (Edit: Fixed bad spelling from original lyrics source) -- Bob --------- For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son... Re: My own suggestion... - Black Aeronaut - 01-04-2006 Oohh... That is evil. Not that I don't like cauliflower, mind you. ![]() "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allen Poe Sponsored by Black Aeronaut Technologies - Aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer.-NeoRaven "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allen Poe Sponsored by Black Aeronaut Technologies - Aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer. Re: My own suggestion... - Balentius - 01-06-2006 Of course, it could create "The Blob"... ![]() Re: My own suggestion... - Valles - 01-06-2006 Quote:Or create a Slime-Half. ^_^ =========== =============================================== "V, did you do something foolish?" "Yes, and it was glorious." Re: My own suggestion... - Bob Schroeck - 01-06-2006 Only if there's a TV nearby. -- Bob --------- For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son... Re: My own suggestion... - Black Aeronaut - 01-10-2006 And you do realise, fo course, that a dragon-half is gonna have to come out and do battle against that slime half, right? ![]() "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allen Poe Sponsored by Black Aeronaut Technologies - Aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer.-NeoRaven "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allen Poe Sponsored by Black Aeronaut Technologies - Aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer. Re: My own suggestion... - Bob Schroeck - 01-10-2006 Have an omelette handy afterward. -- Bob --------- For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son... Re: My own suggestion... - Black Aeronaut - 01-10-2006 Ahh, but of course! ^_^ You know, someone really needs to remake that. It's a damn shame that Dragon Half died the way it did.-NeoRaven "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allen Poe Sponsored by Black Aeronaut Technologies - Aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer.-NeoRaven "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allen Poe Sponsored by Black Aeronaut Technologies - Aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer. Re: My own suggestion... - Drenivian - 01-10-2006 In a strange twist of wierdness, I find that the only thing this would spawn is.... Brian J. Mason."Wow, and I thought the mountains where I came from where big," Aeri Lille. first time seeing Babbage. ********************* In the epic rage of furious thunder legends create their tales when the twilight calls and the dark lord falls our glory will prevail ![]() re: dragon-half - Foxboy - 01-11-2006 The creator got caught in a drug bust mid-production, and just recently got out of prison, that's why it died like that. ''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.'' -- James Nicoll Re: re: dragon-half - Black Aeronaut - 01-11-2006 I know. Truly sad, neh? Knowing how the Japanese are he'll probably never get anything produced ever again.-NeoRaven "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allen Poe Sponsored by Black Aeronaut Technologies - Aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer.-NeoRaven "I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allen Poe Sponsored by Black Aeronaut Technologies - Aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer. Re: re: dragon-half - Bob Schroeck - 01-12-2006 -- Bob --------- For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son... |