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Song of the Day, 13 January 2006 - Bob Schroeck - 01-13-2006 (Spoken) 'Allo, I'm-a Guiseppe, I got-a something special for-a you. Ready, uno, duo, tres, quattro... (Sung) When I was a boy, Just about-a eighth grade, Momma used to say, "Don't stay out-a late With-a bad-a boys Always shoot-a pool Guiseppe going to flunk-a school." Boy, it make-a me sick, All the thing I gotta do. I can't-a getta no kicks, Always gotta follow rules. Boy, it make-a me sick, Just to make-a lousy bucks. Got to feelin' like a fool. And-a Momma used to say, alla time: "Whatsa matta you? Hey! Gotta no respect? Whatta you think you do? Why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad, It's a nice-a place. Ah, shaddup you face." (Spoken) That's my momma, can-a remember it. Big accordion solo! Aaa-ha! Play that thing! Really nice, really nice. (Sung) Soon-a come a day Gonna be a big-a star. Then make-a TV shows and-a movies, Get-a myself a new car. But -- still I be myself, I don't-a want-a to change a thing. Still-a dance and-a sing. I think about-a Momma, she used to say: "Whatsa matta you? Hey! Gotta no respect? Whatta you think you do? Why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad, It's a nice-a place. Ah, shaddup you face." (Spoken) Momma! She said it alla da time! (Sung) "Whatsa matta you? Hey! Gotta no respect? Whatta you think you do? Why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad, It's a nice-a place. Ah, shaddup you face." (Spoken) 'At'sa my Momma. Hello, everybody 'at's out there in-a radio and TV-land. Did you know I had-a big hit-a song in-a Italy with-a this? "Shaddup you face." I sing-a this-a song, alla my fans applaud, (sound of applause) they clap-a their hands, That-a make-a me feel so good. You oughta learn-a this-a song, it's-a real-a simple. See, I sing, "What's-a matta you?" You sing, "Hey!" Then I sing-a the rest, and then at the end, we can all-a sing, "Ah, shaddup you face!" Okay? Let's-a try it, real easy: Uno, duo, tres, quattro... (Sung) Whatsa matta you? (Hey!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!) Whatta you think you do? (Hey!) Why you look-a so sad? (Hey!) It's-a not so bad, (Hey!) It's a nice-a place. Ah, shaddup you face. (Spoken) That's-a great. We can-a do-a better this time, I bet. Hey! (Sung) Whatsa matta you? (Hey!!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!!) Whatta you think you do? (Hey!!) Why you look-a so sad? (Hey!!) It's-a not so bad, (Hey!!) It's a nice-a place. Ah, shaddup you face. (Spoken) Okay, one time for Momma! Everybody! (Sung) Whatsa matta you? (Hey!!!) Gotta no respect? (Hey!!!) Whatta you think you do? (Hey!!!) Why you look-a so sad? (Hey!!!) It's-a not so bad, (Hey!!!) It's a nice-a place. Ah, shaddup you face! -- Joe Dolce, Shaddup You Face -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. Re: Song of the Day, 13 January 2006 - jpub - 01-14-2006 LOL, I remember this song from when I was younger. My Dad, brother and I often quote it out of nowhere at each other.-- Christopher Angel, aka JPublic The Works of Christopher Angel Re: Song of the Day, 13 January 2006 - Bob Schroeck - 01-15-2006 I occasionally tease Peggy with it, myself. -- Bob --------- For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son... |