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Song of the Day, 28 December 2005 - Bob Schroeck - 12-29-2005 (Because I'm feeling goofy tonight. Warning: Maybe be offensive to some. Also, because this is a pastiche medley of a number of vintage disco-era tunes, the structure and scansion may seem a little... odd. -- Bob) Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five Well I went out for a boogie, a week ago last Tuesday I was doing the Wigan Hustle and the Palais Glide I met a girl in pink suspenders and her boswams were stupendous Like two bald-headed men sitting side by side She wore a bra size forty-five, and she could jump and jive And when she stopped dancing, bits of her kept wobbling about She said "You drive me crazy, burn some rubber on me, Baby!" She grabbed my little whistle and she began to shout... Hit me with your rhythm stick, Hit me, Hit me Je t'adore, Ich liebe dick, Hit me, Hit me, Hit me Hit me with your rhythm stick, I'm six feet tall and five feet thick Hit me, Hit me, Hit me... Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five I couldn't do nothing but stand and stare, she gave a hug like a grizzly bear I couldn't see much, I thought I was dead, I had boobs upside my head Boobs upside my head, boobs upside my head Oh what a front she had, enough for me, my brother and Dad A chest of drawers no doubt, one with the top drawer half pulled out Oh what a front she'd got, believe me son, she'd got the lot Right before my eyes, and she was bra size forty-five Erm, excuse me, what do I do now? Man be cool - gotta get down and have a rap I beg your pardon? I think I'll do a talking bit instead... She was the big economy size, her boswams were gigantic Like two fat little boys, wrestling under a blanket The flickering strobes lit up the globes that thrust from her pullover I think her name was June 'cos she was busting out all over She said "Can you feel the force, do y'wanna take one step beyond?" I said "Goodness gracious great balls of fire, there's a whole lotta shaking going on" She said "Knock on wood, I'll blame it on the boogie, now what do ya think about that?" I said "Ooh heck, it must be jelly, cos jam don't shake like that" Not so much of the night fever, more like a belt with a tyre lever She was not at all pendulous, in fact she was tremendulous Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five She wore a bra size forty-five, and when they played "I Will Survive" She went crackers, and her animal desires became much keener She said "John I'm only dancing, but I'd rather be romancing" She had me inside out and upside down in the back of my Cortina Hit me with your rhythm stick... And there in my car, the windows all steamed up, I thought I would drown, She let it all hang out in bras (size forty-five) And there in my car, I thought "this is it", an instant replay, My foot out the window in bras (size forty-five) Oo-rah, Oo-rah, Oo-rah, ay, Over the hills and now I'm on my way I got out my tent pole and chewed her [Tempole Tudor] Oo-rah, Oo-rah, Oo-rah, ay, Over the hills and now I'm on my way Come on, let's do the Bristol Stomp She wore a bra size forty-five, I thought I never would revive When I tackled that young lady with the bounciest of blouses But she left me for a geezer who had much more chance to please her With his own master blaster and a pair of baggy trousers Oh what fun they had... Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five, Bra size forty-five -- Ivor Biggun and the D.Kups, Bras On 45 -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. heh - Foxboy - 12-29-2005 I bet Shadowwalker never lets Doug play that one, eh? ![]() ''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.'' -- James Nicoll Re: heh - Bob Schroeck - 12-29-2005 Quoth Peggy, "No, she definitely doesn't." -- Bob --------- It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03 Re: heh - Kokuten - 12-30-2005 ya see, just reading the lyrics doesn't capture the.. the sheer Dementosity (new word fee - 50c) of the audio track. Or, for that matter, of a bra size 45. Yowza! *cues up the song*Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979 |