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- drakensis - 11-03-2008 Quote:Opposite the navy, between the mechanicus and the officers of the guard and spilling down to crowd the space around the main display, there was what appeared to the biggest gaggle of criminal scum, glowering maniacs and gibbering lunatics I had ever seen outside of a penal legion. In other words, the assembled representatives of His Majesty’s Holy Inquisition.Commissar Ciaphas Cain is in rare form in A Squelch of Empires D for Drakensis You're only young once, but immaturity is forever. - Bob Schroeck - 11-03-2008 Guys, please take Harry Potter discussion relevant to DW8 to a thread in Future Steps. -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. - Evil Midnight Lurker - 11-05-2008 OldKentuckyShark's original reaction to excessively impassioned supporters of Obama, that gave rise to the Obamadammerung: Quote: "Also, according to rumor, a single tear from Obama's cheek can slay demons and cure vilitigo and impetigo. His(Emphasis mine.) --Sam "For Obama weeps tears of molten gold." - Wiregeek - 11-05-2008 O_o "No can brain today. Want cheezeburger." From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies - Bob Schroeck - 11-05-2008 I like it. Nicely overdone. -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. - David Lewis - 11-06-2008 Another few scenes from Fetish? What's a Fetish? - http://www.fanfiction.net...4/1/Fetish_Whats_A_Fetish ---------------------------------- The copy ninja rubbed the spot on his arm, "You know, Naruto, when you asked me what Hinata might want from you for her birthday, and I said sex, it was mostly a joke. I thought you would get it, and we'd just have a quick laugh." "See? 'Mostly' a joke. That means that you think a part of her does want me to give her sex. I mean, I don't want to get her a crappy present she doesn't want. She's always so nice to everybody, so I should get her something really good!" Naruto pumped a fist into the air, "Besides, I bet Lee my gift would be better, so I need to give her the best thing I can think of!" "Well, you would definitely win that bet if...ugh, wait! Naruto, no! I was just kidding, so let it go." -------------------------------------- Shikamaru Nara spotted his two friends, and hurried up to them from behind only to hear Naruto say, "I'm never gonna leave you alone if you don't tell me where to get some sex!" He quickly wheeled around, and made off in the opposite direction. That was a little too troublesome to become a part of. --------------------------------------- Question: What is sex? Answers received: Old lady selling umbrellas on the street: "Sex is a dirty, dirty thing that you must never, ever do! You'll get diseases!" Information obtained: Sex is an activity, and will result in sickness. Mr. Ichiraku: "What? Is that why you keep coming here? Naruto, if you ever so much as touch Ayame, I'll cut off your hands and any other appendages that may or may not have touched her! Do you understand?" Information obtained: Sex involves touching, and makes men very, very mad. It would appear to involve a girl, because Mr. Ichiraku didn't seem concerned for himself, at all. Ayame, about five seconds later: "Hey, leave him alone! Naruto, sex is what a man and a woman do when they love each other. They...uh...well, they kind of...get naked and, uh...start bouncing around...do you understand? Oh, forget it, just get out of here before I get mad!" Information obtained: Sex definitely involves girls, possibly one girl and one boy at a time. You must be naked to do sex, it sounded. Then you bounce around, thus engaging in the sex. Love may have something to do with it, but that sounded like a joke. It seemed to make women mad, too. Kurenai: "Sex is how women say sorry after making a mistake. Sex is also how men prove they are the weaker sex. Over and over again..." She sighed, walking away while muttering to herself and shaking her head. Information obtained: The sex is used as an apology, and makes women stronger than men. Over and over again. Iruka: "Where the hell did that come from? Uh...well, you see...sex is a special thing that a man and a woman do when they are deep in love, and want to express their love for one another. Uh...you should probably get married before having sex, but you don't have to. Oh, also, make sure you wear protection, Naruto! ...Yeah, I know you have to be naked to do sex, but...did you just say 'do sex'?" Information obtained: You need to wear protective gear to do sex. How is that possible if you have to be naked, though? The sex sounds like a real confusing mess, so far. Anko: "Ha, ha, you really want to know? How about you come home with me and I'll show you?" Information obtained: DO NOT go to Anko's house. She'll get naked and is hard to get away from. ...Chains and whips, apparently, play a role in the dangerous activity known as the sex. Gai: "Sex is the most youthful of all youthful things! Youthful young girls are like beautiful lotus blossoms, and it is the job of youthful young men to un-blossom them! To spread the seeds of youth for the future generations to grow, and be even more youthful! It is a cycle, Naruto, a cycle of youth." Information obtained: Gai either has some really good weed, or some really bad crack. Tsunade: "Ha! Ha, ha, ha...That is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard! Ha, ha...Oh, God, my stomach, ow...It's also kinda sad. You're getting pretty old. Ask Shizune, she'll tell you." Information obtained: It's sad that I don't know what the sex is. Shizune: "Well, sex is how babies are made. Moms and dads, when they decide they're ready, have sex so that the woman gets pregnant, and haves the baby nine months later. ...You don't know how to have sex? ...Uh...I have a...thing I need to go do. Right now, see ya!" Information obtained: Babies are made because of the sex. Not sure how that happens, but ok. Maybe it's one of the diseases that the old lady mentioned that causes women to get pregnant? That was a disease he seriously didn't want to get. The risk for men must be low, because he had never seen a pregnant man. Lastly, Shizune runs really, really fast. Genma: "How Shizune vents. ...Dammit, forget I said that! No, really, forget about that, seriously! Here, money for lunch, my treat. Please, don't repeat that, ever!" Information obtained: The sex is used to vent. Also, it is a good way to get free things. Like lunch! Altering question to test this theory. Question: How much does sex cost? Answer received: Asuma: "Depends on the girl. Some want a forty dollar date, others want a trip to some islands, or something. Thing is, sex never comes free. There's always some kind of strings attached to it, she always wants something. That's a pretty good question to be asking so young, kid, I'm impressed." Information obtained: Girls do the sex with people because they want something. I wonder if guys do that, too? Maybe I could do the sex with a girl so she buys me ramen... But how can you give the sex to someone for a present if they only do it with you if they want something from you? The sex is full of messed up logic ------------------------------------------------------- Kakashi nodded a little, reaching into his ninja gear bag and pulling out a tape, which he handed to Naruto, "I figured it would come to this, so I was prepared. That will explain everything. That's all I'm going to say." "'Night of the Ninja, the Second Coming'?" Naruto read the title aloud, wondering why the box for it was completely black. No pictures or description or anything. "Uh-huh. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a lot of avoiding you to do now, so I'll be leaving," --------------------------------------------------------------------------- - zojojojo - 11-06-2008 Quote:“Okay… if I may? If I may, I would just like to point out a few things here,” Shinji says at the tactical briefing called upon the discovery of the latest Angel.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3946501/9/Thousand_Shinji -Z, Post-reader at Medium ---- If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization. - Jenova Silverstar - 11-11-2008 A comment that appeared on the Anime Addventure: Quote: "People say there are many forces behind Jusenkyo, but I know the truth. The last words ever spoken here before it was formed was by a young mage. He comment thread "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." --Dr. Seuss - ECSNorway - 11-19-2008 Quote: "That... that was Darth Vader?" Lieska asked as she followed Len Fulcrum of Fate IV -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. - Morganite - 11-20-2008 ECSNorway Wrote:Quote:Anyway…. ... What's this from? >.> -Morgan. Attribution, like context, matters! - ECSNorway - 11-20-2008 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3564037/1/Chivalry Chivalry, by RandomOneShot. -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. - yesilmavi - 11-25-2008 from a ranma fic http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3641239/4/Dark_Contracts Quote:"Hmm... looks like it's time for the next lesson. Come, Akane... attack me from whatever direction you wish." - zojojojo - 11-26-2008 Quote:"See those kunai?" I asked, pointing to another rack. "They're the result of combining a minor contract with my shifted-focus kunai and a few other things. If you focus a bit of chakra and throw them, they'll summon a cow about ten meters above where they hit. They come in two varieties: exploding and non-exploding." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3964630/4/Appreciation -Z, Post-reader at Medium ---- If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization. - itsune9tl - 11-26-2008 From "The Seavixen" By Simon Barber Found Zipped up here. [ ... Smoke and flame across what had been a thriving city an hour earlier. High above, revelling in the thermals wheeled three pterodactyl-like creatures, each larger than a Boeing 707, or even a Rutan Leviathan... Dug into the hot rubble, the last rocket batteries and radar-like Eximers were fighting a losing battle as the beasts from Ogosowara pounded blast after psychokinetic blast. His uniform in scorched shreds, the young Lieutenant Maziwa had staggered into the surviving Command vehicle. "Sir !" he had gasped "We can't stop them ! Our weapons are having no effect !" The General had raised one eyebrow. For a few seconds he sat looking at the tattered figure. Finally he spoke. "You're new here .... aren't you ?" ] - Ebony - 11-26-2008 Hey, Simon Barber's stories. Those are pretty fun. Plush toys as unspeakable Lovecraftian horrors. Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you." - Star Ranger4 - 11-26-2008 Quote: Zojojojo wrote: Someone familary with curse of the Fanboys I see.... Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky? That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry- NO QUARTER!!! -- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children - ECSNorway - 11-27-2008 Quote:Everything was clean. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3598487/7/A_Twist_of_Chance -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. - Shay Guy - 11-27-2008 Leaves in the the Wind has some good bits. This one's from chapter 6: Quote:“Careful, Sakura!” A young woman scolded. “We don’t want anyone to know we’re here.” Pronounced "shy guy." - Valles - 11-27-2008 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3428015/2/T ... _Timelines Haruhi fic says: Quote:It=========== =============================================== "V, did you do something foolish?" "Yes, and it was glorious." - Jenova Silverstar - 11-28-2008 Quote: Looking at Flonne's imaginative outfit, Hatake Kakashi giggled at how Naruto's life was starting to resemble one of his favorite literary works, From Hell on Earth "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." --Dr. Seuss - Shepherd - 12-01-2008 "Solve a man's problems with violence, help him for a day. Teach a man to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime!" - Belkar, Order of the Stick #612 www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0612.html ---------------------------------------------------- "Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV - itsune9tl - 12-02-2008 Quote: Shepherd wrote: Belkar and Schlock need to meet up, trade stories, and kill random people. - Ebony - 12-02-2008 Quote: Shepherd wrote: I'm starting to think that, except for the Bagginses, all truly memorable halflings are sociopaths. Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you." - itsune9tl - 12-03-2008 Quote: Ebony wrote: Bilbo was a Thief, An Old Successful Thief. Frodo, on the other hand, was adopted. - Necratoid - 12-04-2008 That really depends on if you include kenders under the category of halflings. |