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The Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever - Evil Midnight Lurker - 08-12-2007
The last Time Lord in existence sat alone in his Tardis. The Cloister Bell rang.
--Sam
"I should like a hat like that."
Re: The Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever - WengFook - 08-12-2007
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. THERE IS ONLY WAR!
-Same friend.
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Re: The Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever - ECSNorway - 08-13-2007
A pastiche of "The Shortest Novel Ever", whose original author I forget. It went like this:
The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
Re: The Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever - Norgarth - 08-15-2007
The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.
... but it was just an automated telemarketing program.
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Re: The Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever - Morganite - 08-15-2007
The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.
It was the last woman on Earth.
-Morgan, whether or not she'll sleep with him is outside the scope of this project?"Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)
Re: The Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever - Bob Schroeck - 08-15-2007
Quote:Knock by Fredric Brown.
A pastiche of "The Shortest Novel Ever", whose original author I forget.
-- Bob
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