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RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Rajvik - 11-03-2020 Lake Washington was on fire, and it was all my fault. Granted it was only a small part of Lake Washington, but it was enough to get the Star's attention, which quite frankly. with the condition me and the other survivors of my team, was quite welcome. RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - drakensis - 02-13-2021 "This is 'The Noble's Proper Etiquette Reference and Manual of Propriety and Action'," Maria began. "Seventh edition. It is penned and constantly updated by an unknown author–" "It's mother," Katarina said blandly. "–who is nevertheless recognized as an authority on proper decorum–" "Like mother." "– and has been the codified reference of choice for what a noble is expected to do in any particular situation," Maria said. "Because of mother," Katarina said. "I really don't see why you think the duchess has anything to do with this book, squire Claes," Maria said. "There's a section on climbing trees, farming, fishing and taking baths with your younger brother," Katarina said. "So I'm pretty sure mother wrote it." "The author of this text is a complete mystery," Maria said. "We're only up to sixth edition," Katarina said. "The seventh hasn't been published yet. It's supposed to come out next week." Maria Campbell of the Astral Clocktower RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Shepherd - 04-27-2021 Quote:Shōta blinked as he entered the classroom. It didn't help. So he stepped out, closed the door and opened it again. Nope. For some reason there were still three copies of his problem child in the room. He even activated his quirk and nothing happened.An Unexpected Training Trip (My Hero Academia/Dreaming of Sunshine [Naruto SI fic], 6 chapters, complete). https://archiveofourown.org/works/30481986/chapters/75167934 RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Aleh - 05-04-2021 Quote:“Well, I can’t blame your mom for that,” the boy replied. She shrugged, shaking her head as they followed the rest of the students inside, the morning rush before the first bell carrying them along. “Everyone is kind of freaked out about that. The news is coming up with some really stupid ideas why it’s so late.” From the latest chapter of Distance Learning for Fun and Profit, a fic posted... on SpaceBattles and Sufficient Velocity. RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Norgarth - 05-04-2021 Aleh beat me to it8) RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - drakensis - 07-07-2021 Quote:Dear Professor Dumbledore, Hogwarts: An Escalation omake RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Norgarth - 07-19-2021 from "Dig Two Graves" chapter 15 by Lang Noi Quote:It was cute. Shinobi-cute, of course, which meant it was probably off-putting to normal people. RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - LilFluff - 07-19-2021 Two bits from a newish fic on Spacebattles, Playing Catch Up (nBSG/Battletech) by evilauthor Quote:"Oh, this again," the One said, disgusted. "Fine, you don't want to come with us. You can stay. It'd be too much trouble to make you come with us anyway. BUT!" He raised a finger and wagged it at Sharon. "If you stay, you're not going to be able to rejoin us if you change your mind. Because we are taking EVERYTHING when we leave, including the local extension of the resurrection network. We're not leaving so much as a Raider behind to watch the border. You still want to stay?" So, one of the departures from the show (besides the cylons just up and leaving instead of attacking the Colonies) is that the Model Ones didn't have the Model Sevens destroyed. And one of the stay behind cylons was a Model Seven who took the name Ron and used his position in the entertainment industry to make a science fiction drama. A What-If that asked, "What if the cylons returned and attacked The Colonies on the day the Battlestar Galactica was retired and turned into a museum ship... Quote:"Hey, Sharon, have you watched the latest seasons?" Simon, a Four, asked. RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Shepherd - 08-11-2021 Quote:Bi De stroked his wattles. ‘The only other place I could think of with such records is the Palace Grand Archive, which the great Healing Sage says collected a great amount of scrolls when it was constructed. It is not even an hour's journey away… but we can hardly just waltz in the front door as we are.’Beware of Chicken, V2C53 https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/39408/beware-of-chicken RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - classicdrogn - 08-11-2021 For context on that, Bi De is a rooster, Yin is a rabbit, and Miantiao is a (small) snake. Whose name means "noodle" They're all Cultivator martial artists, though Miantiao has a spine injury that restricts him to being Yin's "ancient master" type mentor/trainer. RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - robkelk - 08-12-2021 Quote:GM: Let’s call it a night. I’m going to need some time to plan the next session.Darths & Droids, "Some of Them Want to Flee, Confused" RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - classicdrogn - 08-28-2021 SB's Stewart92 Wrote:It was either drink or taking up knitting with their organs and one of those required patience. There Is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns ch125 RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Norgarth - 09-08-2021 Quote:"Aw, lookit the cute widdle edgelord!" Yang managed to coo between belly laughs. From 'Boldores and Boomsticks' (RWBY/Pokemon) chapter 40 RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - classicdrogn - 09-20-2021 SV's Charred Wrote:The time travel machine knows when it is at all times. It knows this because it knows when it isn't. By subtracting when it is from when it isn't, or when it isn't from when it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to direct the time travel machine from a time when it is to a time when it isn't, and arriving at a time when it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the time when it is, is now the time that it wasn't, and it follows that the time that it was, is now the time that it isn't.source RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - classicdrogn - 09-24-2021 a tag on AO3 Wrote:Canon Is A Poltergeist In The Attic And I Am About To Drop The Sickest Exorcism You Ever Did Hear This is only found on a single Star Wars fic, part of a series that is itself an AU splitting off from just before the end of the second story in another series which takes the basic premise of the Galactic Holonet being fifty years (our time) more developed, complete with YouTube and Twitter equivalents, and that Luke 'Lars' started a livestream channel about doing redneck engineering to fix up whatever scrap he could get his hands on, leading to hijinks in the classic Forced-coincidence style of Star Wars. It's fun, but I don't know that I'd call it good as such, hence just the mention here as opposed to a Recs thread. Also features uSpud Farmboy cussing out the TIE program and all its designers, Simp-cess Leia dumping her month's allowance for the right to name a mouse droid, and Palpatine triggering all of Luke's anti-creeper instincts. RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - classicdrogn - 09-26-2021 Okay, I've got to add another one here, because as preachy and dragging as the "How to design a prosthetic..." installment of that has been and as loosely as the characterization of individuals and the Empire itself are connected to canon, it also has some great little moments, like this one between former Outer Rim kids (Underground Railroad slave runner turned Head Engineer) Luke 'Lars' and (pirate hunter recently promoted to Admiral over the twitching wishes-he-was-a-corpse of a traitor) Firmus Piett, and lifelong Coreworlder (General) Max Veers: Quote:‘You attempted to kill someone by giving them an infection?’ Veers asked flatly, something deadening in his eyes as he glanced between Lars and Piett. Because Luke is as much a precious cinnamon bun as ever, even if that cinnamon bun also has the bite of a desert rat. Literally. RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - classicdrogn - 11-06-2021 From the SB Beware of Chicken thread: ADeshantis Wrote:Jackie Chan wanders around helping people and punching idiots who are abruptly not made of solid fucktanium. Virian Wrote:I require the material properties of fucktanium. First time I have ever heard of this material and I think I might be using it in the future. ADeshantis Wrote:See, you punch it, then you hold your hand and scream "FUCK THATS HARD!" Shiv Ers' post collecting the above RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Shepherd - 11-12-2021 Quote:But most importantly, why did Shikako have more than two dozen empty toilet paper tubes stashed away in her hammerspace seal? It definitely wasn’t something that you could pick up at the store. Shikako had to have been collecting those for a while to accumulate the quantities he saw right now. Did she just throw all kinds of garbage in her seal when she didn’t feel like taking it out? Was that how the Nara laziness manifested in her? As a tendency to collect garbage instead of going through the trouble of throwing it out? Was this the new Nara way of avoiding your chores?Hoarders Anonymous - https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Fic_In_A_Box_2021/works/34524283 RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Shepherd - 11-16-2021 Quote:“How do you keep them from exploding?” Karzarul thought to ask as Dee passed through the room. Quote:“Is this what adventuring is?” he asked. “You pick an arbitrary goal, use huge amounts of time and energy accomplishing it, and if you’re lucky you only regret it half the time?”Astielle (warning: some chapters are very NSFW) - https://kittyunpretty.com/astielle-chapter-thirty-one/ RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - drakensis - 11-21-2021 He believes it’s absolutely imperative that the Star League maintain massive, staggeringly expensive, technologically dominating, highly-trained, crack, elite, expensively-trained, technologically-crack, massively-elite armed forces ready—at the first whiff or hint, the teeniest, tiniest, most microscopic sign of tension or violence among the member states—to leap into action and IMMEDIATELY declare that it’s an internal affair and there’s nothing they can do. Marik family squabbles? Well, the SLDF wished there was something they could have done, but really, their hands were tied. Phony bandit wars? The SLDF immediately ordered several million of the latest, most advanced, ultra-high-tech blindfolds and explained they couldn’t see anything wrong. The Davion civil war? The SLDF’s quick-reaction force was able to respond in a matter of hours and head off any signs that they might be about to do something. Capellans and Feds fighting? The SLDF was all over that like lightning—the mushroom cloud had barely touched the stratosphere over Demeter when they soothed tensions and calmed passions by reassuring everyone that in the face of such barbarity and wanton destruction there was no way, NO WAY IN HELL they were going to do anything about it. Stefan Amaris, on Aleksander Kerensky (The Amaris Diaries) RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - classicdrogn - 02-28-2022 Quote:(Robert) would pester Cersei like an overly enthusiastic golden retriever, give her over the top compliments to placate her vanity, tickle her until she screeched, all on top of having a robust sex life. He had ideas, most nobility did, of what it meant to have a wife. And what it meant to have a mistress. Stannis, of all people, was the one to broach the groundbreaking idea that he was perfectly satisfied with Selyse as a wife whom he treated like how he imagined other men treated a mistress. What he meant was being more demonstrative with affection and enjoying each other’s company. What Robert took that to mean was that he ought to be kinkier with Cersei. ... and that, along with Jaime being kept busy training the reformed Goldcloaks and new Royal Marines and Robert getting more invested in those projects than just drinking and whoring as well, was how Cersei got reverse-NTR'ed. From Down a Rabbit Hole to Westeros ch18 on AO3. Note that while the linked chapter doesn't have any naughty bits as I recall, it's NSFW in ways typical to the source material, and has some explicit sex on SI-Selyse's wedding night, a Robert/Cersei encounter while the above is being put into practice, Selyse and Stannis again in the immediately following chapter, and potentially more as I'm not even half way through yet. RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - classicdrogn - 03-25-2022 SB's Account2002 Wrote:And here's chapter two, because I don't believe in cliffhangers. They are a sign of weakness and display a lack of honor. - author's note from Not Your Average Henchwoman (Worm/Supergirl) RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Ebony - 04-19-2022 “No escape,” I wheezed. “There is no getting away from it! Every time I think… But no. Here on Planet JRPG, under the Weeb Goddesses, there is just no escape from otaku bullshit!” I raised my head to see that everybody looked disturbed now. That caused me some regret; I didn’t want to dishearten my people and I knew this wasn’t the image I should be projecting right now, but it was like I could feel my consciousness being unraveled from the inside by the revelation I had just experienced, and I had to vent somehow. It was this or kill myself. “WITNESS ME!” I roared, surging upright and throwing my arms wide, causing everyone to shy a step back from me. “For I have beheld a glorious vision of our future—our wonderful, terrible, stupid future. And it is a future built upon the shoulders of monster girls!” Only Villains Do That, Chapter3.3: In Which the Dark Lord Has an Idea. An Awful Idea. The Dark Lord Has a Wonderful, Awful Idea (Edited by Bob to remove way too much markup that mostly didn't work here.) RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Bob Schroeck - 04-26-2022 Quote:“Force help me, I’m going to have to do some Sithly research,” Luke groaned. “Do you have any idea what it’s like communing with the Dark Side? It’s like an an abusive, crazy girlfriend who keeps trying to strangle you whenever you sleep. She slaps you, you offer her chocolate, she throws them back in your face and one wild night later you find out she stole your speeder and rode off into the night while you dealt with a bar brawl. In the aftermath, you find a slip of flimsi with a list of people who want to assassinate you and it almost makes it all worth it.” There was a distant, far off, dreamy expression that didn’t seem Dark Side related to Ben. From Sith Lord Swell RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!! - Norgarth - 07-14-2022 Quote:Then his smile became something a bit less friendly. “Though honestly, I think this Dread guy may have bitten off a bit more than he can chew, targeting Josh. Master planners like that think of the world as a chess game, but Josh? Josh is playing Calvinball.” From Icebergs |